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J Rosser Lomax
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Uncommonly spirited (two decades of bourbon opinions), amateur raconteur (sparsely edited), a thousand picnics or none.

He/Him. Louisville, KY
And they are renting the trailer from Spotify, who charges by the mile
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And the kicker!
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by J Rosser Lomax
“Solid gold Truck Nutz! This is magnificent. Thank you, Prime Minister.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Built different (out of corpses)
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My father did the Tuscan style pan roast with shallots and bacon, one year I subbed white miso for the pork and it was such a hit I am condemned to make it until I cannot operate a knife.

A hit of sherry to deglaze is the move
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Please remember to have a glass of water between clowning the NYTskies
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This drink cost more than my LES rent in 1980
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just for that, I am gonna shoehorn in a shot of Gilbert and Sullivan (NAVY STRENGTH)
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just wait until someone ramps up the next franchisable failed theater kid pop up into a trend.

(It’s me, and I’m not even close to sorry for what we have planned)
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Herzog famously drew on Kinsky in the depths of the Amazon. I doubt he so much as listened to a voicemail from Maxwell about the idea.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM