Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
"everything will be fine when we elect a Democrat as President"
Again, no. The trust in the US is gone, and it is not coming back. There is no reason to make a deal. Not now, not tomorrow.
Again, no. The trust in the US is gone, and it is not coming back. There is no reason to make a deal. Not now, not tomorrow.
The European Union and a 12-nation Indo-Pacific bloc are opening talks to explore proposals to form one of the largest global economic alliances.
Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney is spearheading the discussions.
www.politico.eu/article/eu-a...
Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney is spearheading the discussions.
www.politico.eu/article/eu-a...
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"everything will be fine when we elect a Democrat as President"
Again, no. The trust in the US is gone, and it is not coming back. There is no reason to make a deal. Not now, not tomorrow.
Again, no. The trust in the US is gone, and it is not coming back. There is no reason to make a deal. Not now, not tomorrow.
It's going to take this event to show Ottawa that our profoundly incapable Mayor is not up to the task.
And we're going to re-elect him this year because he commands the loyalty of people who actively hate Ottawa.
And we're going to re-elect him this year because he commands the loyalty of people who actively hate Ottawa.
I’m very sad to hear of the passing of legendary Ottawa broadcaster Lowell Green. I grew up listening to Lowell on CFRA and then became a colleague and friend for 20 years. He was a groundbreaking talk show host and proud Canadian.
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
It's going to take this event to show Ottawa that our profoundly incapable Mayor is not up to the task.
And we're going to re-elect him this year because he commands the loyalty of people who actively hate Ottawa.
And we're going to re-elect him this year because he commands the loyalty of people who actively hate Ottawa.
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I bet you can make a lot of people mad by pointing out that the Ukrainians are fighting a deeply unambiguous anti-colonial war
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I bet you can make a lot of people mad by pointing out that the Ukrainians are fighting a deeply unambiguous anti-colonial war
Oh, IOC is going to demand a bribe for this
Well, this headline and framing rather buries the lede. It's not that two Latvians in the stands held up the flag of Greenland at a US vs Denmark match, in an arena full of US flags. It's that security told them to quit it for "safety reasons, because there could be American aggressive people."
Fans who raised Greenland's flag at US-Denmark Olympic hockey game say it was a pro-European gesture
Two fans who raised a flag of Greenland as the United States played Denmark in men’s hockey at the Winter Olympics say they did so as a gesture of European support for the island and for Denmark.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Oh, IOC is going to demand a bribe for this
That's a wildly vague fucking answer.
Raskin: What makes somebody a good lawyer?
You have to identify with the people who are the victims of injustice — not with their perpetrators.
So I would say to Pam Bondi: If you’re going to stand with the victimizers and not the victims, then you’re not a real lawyer.
You have to identify with the people who are the victims of injustice — not with their perpetrators.
So I would say to Pam Bondi: If you’re going to stand with the victimizers and not the victims, then you’re not a real lawyer.
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
That's a wildly vague fucking answer.
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This is what a rigged economy looks like.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is what a rigged economy looks like.
I really don't think he's bright enough to understand that he's made things demonstrably fucking worse.
Being reckless with his own health shouldn't qualify him to be reckless with ours.
He makes paranoia and misinformation feel like credibility for far too many.
Yet another way they purposefully take down of our country.
#Pinks
He makes paranoia and misinformation feel like credibility for far too many.
Yet another way they purposefully take down of our country.
#Pinks
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I really don't think he's bright enough to understand that he's made things demonstrably fucking worse.
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Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
When it happens, I will slowly sink into my sofa and smoke a cigar indoors.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
When it happens, I will slowly sink into my sofa and smoke a cigar indoors.
He's the same age as my little brother.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
My heart breaks for these parents. “He’s my first born,” Susan Pretti said. “He’s the one that made me a mother. There was no reason he should have died that day.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
‘No Reason He Should Have Died’: Alex Pretti’s Parents Open Up
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
He's the same age as my little brother.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
It's always hilarious that they quit when they get yelled at.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It's always hilarious that they quit when they get yelled at.
To be clear, do not show up in Ottawa honking fucking horns, again, morons.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
To be clear, do not show up in Ottawa honking fucking horns, again, morons.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
The last time they showed up in numbers they pissed on the war Memorial and made my life fucking miserable
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
Listen, if you fuckers show up again we're going to caltrop the roads and fucking slice your tires again.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The last time they showed up in numbers they pissed on the war Memorial and made my life fucking miserable
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
Listen, if you fuckers show up again we're going to caltrop the roads and fucking slice your tires again.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Listen, if you fuckers show up again we're going to caltrop the roads and fucking slice your tires again.
Oh we did this before, stay the fuck home.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Oh we did this before, stay the fuck home.
I suspect, though I cannot prove, that he's trolling everyone.
A WTF @SuperBowl Sunday Fact…
In a perfect spiral with high arc, aerodynamics keeps the football’s spin axis angled upward on the way up & but tips it downward on the way down.
In a perfect spiral with high arc, aerodynamics keeps the football’s spin axis angled upward on the way up & but tips it downward on the way down.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I suspect, though I cannot prove, that he's trolling everyone.
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Curious about the Turning Point USA halftime show? These sheet pan chicken fingers will make you feel like you’re courting teenagers with the one and only Kid Rock!
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Curious about the Turning Point USA halftime show? These sheet pan chicken fingers will make you feel like you’re courting teenagers with the one and only Kid Rock!
Okay, so I'm an asshole about BBQ but...why?
Y’all it looks even more ridiculous in person.
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Okay, so I'm an asshole about BBQ but...why?
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Nick’s ad just aired!!!
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
MANSCAPED® Presents "Hair Ballad"
YouTube video by MANSCAPED®
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Nick’s ad just aired!!!
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as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
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I like how the Lord of the Rings ends with everyone just fucking off and sailing away to a place where this bullshit doesn’t happen
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I like how the Lord of the Rings ends with everyone just fucking off and sailing away to a place where this bullshit doesn’t happen
Lots and lots of people are brain poisoned by cooking shows and man, as a dude who had a dad who loved to cook, throwing a protein and a vegetable or two into a pan and adding seasoning I cannot stress that learning the very basics of cooking is fundamental.
as someone who does a lot of home cooking, imma say
1: home cooking is a real skill. you're not born with it. you learn it and practice it and it is not easy.
2: people are, irrevocably, by our nature, SO FUCKING WEIRD ABOUT FOOD. food is not just calories. food is MEANING
1: home cooking is a real skill. you're not born with it. you learn it and practice it and it is not easy.
2: people are, irrevocably, by our nature, SO FUCKING WEIRD ABOUT FOOD. food is not just calories. food is MEANING
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Lots and lots of people are brain poisoned by cooking shows and man, as a dude who had a dad who loved to cook, throwing a protein and a vegetable or two into a pan and adding seasoning I cannot stress that learning the very basics of cooking is fundamental.
There are days where I wish I had a totally normal job I wish I could vent about online.
Today is absolutely one of those days.
Anyway. Ever have to work with morons who suck until they realize they're about to get fired and suddenly start doing their job?
Today is absolutely one of those days.
Anyway. Ever have to work with morons who suck until they realize they're about to get fired and suddenly start doing their job?
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
There are days where I wish I had a totally normal job I wish I could vent about online.
Today is absolutely one of those days.
Anyway. Ever have to work with morons who suck until they realize they're about to get fired and suddenly start doing their job?
Today is absolutely one of those days.
Anyway. Ever have to work with morons who suck until they realize they're about to get fired and suddenly start doing their job?
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.