Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
The division between the loyalists and the nutters seems serious, and permanent.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
The dismissal of Greene — once the epitome of "Make America Great Again" — appeared to be the final break in a dispute simmering for months. n.pr/47IOjXM
Trump cuts ties with Marjorie Taylor Greene, once among his top MAGA-world defenders
The dismissal of Greene — once the epitome of "Make America Great Again" — appeared to be the final break in a dispute simmering for months.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The division between the loyalists and the nutters seems serious, and permanent.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
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Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.
I am so spectacularly happy I'm going to be somewhere warm with a cold drink for the next week because today was an absolutely awful day to know how to read.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I am so spectacularly happy I'm going to be somewhere warm with a cold drink for the next week because today was an absolutely awful day to know how to read.
I can't believe they're treating the Queen of Canada this way.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can't believe they're treating the Queen of Canada this way.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
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They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
I am going to shut the fuck up.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I am going to shut the fuck up.
Honestly, I'm tired as shit if seeing the Skywalker's do anything.
More side stories without Jedi. More greasy shit. More Andor.
More side stories without Jedi. More greasy shit. More Andor.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Honestly, I'm tired as shit if seeing the Skywalker's do anything.
More side stories without Jedi. More greasy shit. More Andor.
More side stories without Jedi. More greasy shit. More Andor.
Keep it the fuck up border states.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
Anybody recognize those eyes?
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Keep it the fuck up border states.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Have to give it to the Yanks, I'm not fucking going there if you paid me.
Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
Anybody recognize those eyes?
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Have to give it to the Yanks, I'm not fucking going there if you paid me.
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Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
Are you fucking kidding me, man.
ICE agent in Chicago draws and trains a firearm on protestors armed with iPhones. Trump's America in 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Are you fucking kidding me, man.
Also this guy sorted.
The J6ers show themselves.
ICE agent in Chicago draws and trains a firearm on protestors armed with iPhones. Trump's America in 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Also this guy sorted.
You want a Rembrance Day story?
I want this guy sorted
I want this guy sorted
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You want a Rembrance Day story?
I want this guy sorted
I want this guy sorted
I know a person who can play Rugby better than half the fucking chinless shitheads who are bitching about this.
Shut up, nerds.
Shut up, nerds.
AI produces the version of Aloy that misogynist gamers say they want BY DEFAULT. It will always be lipgloss and smooth skin. It will always work in service of the desires of the assumed-to-be straight white male viewer.
AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I know a person who can play Rugby better than half the fucking chinless shitheads who are bitching about this.
Shut up, nerds.
Shut up, nerds.
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My grandfather was at D-Day and my grandma knew more about him 24 hours later than this man knows about his fucking wife.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My grandfather was at D-Day and my grandma knew more about him 24 hours later than this man knows about his fucking wife.
What are you doing, America?
My grandfather was at D-Day and my grandma knew more about him 24 hours later than this man knows about his fucking wife.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What are you doing, America?
My grandfather was at D-Day and my grandma knew more about him 24 hours later than this man knows about his fucking wife.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My grandfather was at D-Day and my grandma knew more about him 24 hours later than this man knows about his fucking wife.
The people who demand you give birth and refuse to help you feed babies should be thrown from cliffs, America.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The people who demand you give birth and refuse to help you feed babies should be thrown from cliffs, America.
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One of the few positive aspects of this era in American history is that it's super-easy to identify the villains.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One of the few positive aspects of this era in American history is that it's super-easy to identify the villains.
Oh, they're not alone.
It's going to get a lot worse, and parts of the agricultural US are going to have fun.
They seem to think Noah actually had every kind of animal on the ark, so we can just write off the US
It's going to get a lot worse, and parts of the agricultural US are going to have fun.
They seem to think Noah actually had every kind of animal on the ark, so we can just write off the US
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh, they're not alone.
It's going to get a lot worse, and parts of the agricultural US are going to have fun.
They seem to think Noah actually had every kind of animal on the ark, so we can just write off the US
It's going to get a lot worse, and parts of the agricultural US are going to have fun.
They seem to think Noah actually had every kind of animal on the ark, so we can just write off the US
Grandpa fought Nazis who fought back.
"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."
The softest Nazis you ever did see
They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.
www.publicnotice.co
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Grandpa fought Nazis who fought back.
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
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Canadian Joint Operations Command🍁
On November 3, 2025, the CAF deployed a small team to Jamaica to activate the Operational Support Hub near Kingston, Jamaica and assist GAC to complete a comprehensive assessment of on-the-ground needs to respond to the devastation caused by Hurricane Melissa.
On November 3, 2025, the CAF deployed a small team to Jamaica to activate the Operational Support Hub near Kingston, Jamaica and assist GAC to complete a comprehensive assessment of on-the-ground needs to respond to the devastation caused by Hurricane Melissa.
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Canadian Joint Operations Command🍁
On November 3, 2025, the CAF deployed a small team to Jamaica to activate the Operational Support Hub near Kingston, Jamaica and assist GAC to complete a comprehensive assessment of on-the-ground needs to respond to the devastation caused by Hurricane Melissa.
On November 3, 2025, the CAF deployed a small team to Jamaica to activate the Operational Support Hub near Kingston, Jamaica and assist GAC to complete a comprehensive assessment of on-the-ground needs to respond to the devastation caused by Hurricane Melissa.
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