Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
There's a word for that.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
There's a word for that.
The magnetosphere didn't hurt.
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The magnetosphere didn't hurt.
When it happens, I will slowly sink into my sofa and smoke a cigar indoors.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
When it happens, I will slowly sink into my sofa and smoke a cigar indoors.
He's the same age as my little brother.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
My heart breaks for these parents. “He’s my first born,” Susan Pretti said. “He’s the one that made me a mother. There was no reason he should have died that day.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
‘No Reason He Should Have Died’: Alex Pretti’s Parents Open Up
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
He's the same age as my little brother.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
I want to punch the wall because our dad spent time in an ICU and I worked in one, myself.
Shot ten times in the back for helping.
Those studios are all long dead.
I cut my teeth working retail with a boss who would park himself in front of an OG iMac and just play StarCraft skirmishes.
I cut my teeth working retail with a boss who would park himself in front of an OG iMac and just play StarCraft skirmishes.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Those studios are all long dead.
I cut my teeth working retail with a boss who would park himself in front of an OG iMac and just play StarCraft skirmishes.
I cut my teeth working retail with a boss who would park himself in front of an OG iMac and just play StarCraft skirmishes.
I have a background in archaeology. I do not work in that field.
It's funny how if you demonstrate that you're capable, without credentials, you can sort it out. Takes longer, of course.
It's funny how if you demonstrate that you're capable, without credentials, you can sort it out. Takes longer, of course.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I have a background in archaeology. I do not work in that field.
It's funny how if you demonstrate that you're capable, without credentials, you can sort it out. Takes longer, of course.
It's funny how if you demonstrate that you're capable, without credentials, you can sort it out. Takes longer, of course.
It's a stunt. But none of the NDP did members, either.
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
It's a stunt. But none of the NDP did members, either.
They did this without asking an economist or an anthropologist.
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
They did this without asking an economist or an anthropologist.
As someone who travelled solo this year and enjoyed that there was a "British food" section at the buffet, I can confidently say that Americans are not the worst tourists. By far.
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
As someone who travelled solo this year and enjoyed that there was a "British food" section at the buffet, I can confidently say that Americans are not the worst tourists. By far.
Cheers, Fuzzy. To a good job cocked up by everyone else.
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cheers, Fuzzy. To a good job cocked up by everyone else.
Block me all you want. No more fucking Albertans.
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Block me all you want. No more fucking Albertans.
Not my circus or my monkeys.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Not my circus or my monkeys.
Man, imagine if they tried that in Arizona. It makes me so mad.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Man, imagine if they tried that in Arizona. It makes me so mad.
It's always hilarious that they quit when they get yelled at.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It's always hilarious that they quit when they get yelled at.
To be clear, do not show up in Ottawa honking fucking horns, again, morons.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
To be clear, do not show up in Ottawa honking fucking horns, again, morons.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
We're not going to be polite about it again.
The last time they showed up in numbers they pissed on the war Memorial and made my life fucking miserable
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
Listen, if you fuckers show up again we're going to caltrop the roads and fucking slice your tires again.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The last time they showed up in numbers they pissed on the war Memorial and made my life fucking miserable
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
No more fucking Albertans in Ottawa.
Listen, if you fuckers show up again we're going to caltrop the roads and fucking slice your tires again.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Listen, if you fuckers show up again we're going to caltrop the roads and fucking slice your tires again.
Oh we did this before, stay the fuck home.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Oh we did this before, stay the fuck home.
Government isn't run like private industry.
Who's the clerk of the Privy office, these days? Ex Bell CEO?
Yeah.
Who's the clerk of the Privy office, these days? Ex Bell CEO?
Yeah.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Government isn't run like private industry.
Who's the clerk of the Privy office, these days? Ex Bell CEO?
Yeah.
Who's the clerk of the Privy office, these days? Ex Bell CEO?
Yeah.
I suspect, though I cannot prove, that he's trolling everyone.
A WTF @SuperBowl Sunday Fact…
In a perfect spiral with high arc, aerodynamics keeps the football’s spin axis angled upward on the way up & but tips it downward on the way down.
In a perfect spiral with high arc, aerodynamics keeps the football’s spin axis angled upward on the way up & but tips it downward on the way down.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I suspect, though I cannot prove, that he's trolling everyone.
I can't not like that guy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I can't not like that guy.
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Curious about the Turning Point USA halftime show? These sheet pan chicken fingers will make you feel like you’re courting teenagers with the one and only Kid Rock!
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Curious about the Turning Point USA halftime show? These sheet pan chicken fingers will make you feel like you’re courting teenagers with the one and only Kid Rock!
Okay, so I'm an asshole about BBQ but...why?
Y’all it looks even more ridiculous in person.
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Okay, so I'm an asshole about BBQ but...why?
These guys are all so, so fucking stupid.
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
These guys are all so, so fucking stupid.
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Nick’s ad just aired!!!
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
MANSCAPED® Presents "Hair Ballad"
YouTube video by MANSCAPED®
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Nick’s ad just aired!!!