Astrotuna
astrotuna.bsky.social
Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.

He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.

Not nice.

Oh, not you people. You made your choice
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November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Gotta get the cat talking buttons
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fuck em all
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Who's talking to me ?

Honestly, who is is this person.
Dictator Doug Ford

It’s bad, people.
I need to tell you what's happening right now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We're gonna have a fun time where the NDP stands for absolutely not doing anything except being elected again, aren't we?
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The NDP didn't have the stones to vote it down. Entirely different story.
Trump to McDonald’s Franchise Owners: The minimum wage thing.. you’re going to have to fight… You people probably know the impact good or bad. Let your local congressmen know about it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ah. The NDP.

It's like they had a chance with Layton and then picked Mulcair and lol, lmao fuck all the way off
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh no the government didn't fall?

Who abstained?
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is my favorite section at the buffet. Not because the food tastes good because by definition it cannot, but simply because it exists.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The division between the loyalists and the nutters seems serious, and permanent.

NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I am so spectacularly happy I'm going to be somewhere warm with a cold drink for the next week because today was an absolutely awful day to know how to read.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I can't believe they're treating the Queen of Canada this way.

Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.

HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am going to shut the fuck up.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Honestly, I'm tired as shit if seeing the Skywalker's do anything.

More side stories without Jedi. More greasy shit. More Andor.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Keep it the fuck up border states.

It's fun.
Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
Anybody recognize those eyes?
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Have to give it to the Yanks, I'm not fucking going there if you paid me.
Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
Anybody recognize those eyes?
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey, I understand one thing: I do not have to spend a dime in the US
Anybody recognize those eyes?
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Are you fucking kidding me, man.
ICE agent in Chicago draws and trains a firearm on protestors armed with iPhones. Trump's America in 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Also this guy sorted.
The J6ers show themselves.
ICE agent in Chicago draws and trains a firearm on protestors armed with iPhones. Trump's America in 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You want a Rembrance Day story?

I want this guy sorted
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I know a person who can play Rugby better than half the fucking chinless shitheads who are bitching about this.

Shut up, nerds.
AI produces the version of Aloy that misogynist gamers say they want BY DEFAULT. It will always be lipgloss and smooth skin. It will always work in service of the desires of the assumed-to-be straight white male viewer.

AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM