Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
God made him one way, he's decided he didn't enjoy His plan.
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
God made him one way, he's decided he didn't enjoy His plan.
Nobody, anywhere, is using AI to cure cancer.
People who want you to use AI are asking you to huff CO2.
People who want you to use AI are asking you to huff CO2.
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Nobody, anywhere, is using AI to cure cancer.
People who want you to use AI are asking you to huff CO2.
People who want you to use AI are asking you to huff CO2.
The problem is the Newfoundland whe visits grandma.
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The problem is the Newfoundland whe visits grandma.
We're all very upset only because the Supreme Court's mascot isn't going to look the same. Amicus rocks.
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We're all very upset only because the Supreme Court's mascot isn't going to look the same. Amicus rocks.
How's that working for you, tourism-wise.
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How's that working for you, tourism-wise.
It's not yet officially autumn but it is 100% smoked chicken season.
September 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's not yet officially autumn but it is 100% smoked chicken season.
I am currently looking forward to the weekend so I can torture my giant dog by smoking a chicken. He always gets a taste, but the process is hard on him, psychologically.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I am currently looking forward to the weekend so I can torture my giant dog by smoking a chicken. He always gets a taste, but the process is hard on him, psychologically.
Gotta water myself and the dog.
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Gotta water myself and the dog.
I don't know how to record an ASMR video of my dog snoring, but I'll try.
He's a friendly giant.
He's a friendly giant.
August 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't know how to record an ASMR video of my dog snoring, but I'll try.
He's a friendly giant.
He's a friendly giant.
Roland reminds me I could do better.
August 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Roland reminds me I could do better.
*coughs in artillery*
August 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*coughs in artillery*
Added a homemade Carolina-style mustard sauce based on one my BBQ mentor used to make but refused to share the recipe for.
It's fine. It's just fine.
It's fine. It's just fine.
August 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Added a homemade Carolina-style mustard sauce based on one my BBQ mentor used to make but refused to share the recipe for.
It's fine. It's just fine.
It's fine. It's just fine.
The thing about beef ribs is that they are delicious.
August 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The thing about beef ribs is that they are delicious.
The Newfoundland sized bibs I got for my Newfoundland while I was visiting Newfoundland barely fit, but I don't think he minds.
July 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Newfoundland sized bibs I got for my Newfoundland while I was visiting Newfoundland barely fit, but I don't think he minds.
After a long day of flying and waiting and flying again and then walking, it was absolutely worth the view.
July 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
After a long day of flying and waiting and flying again and then walking, it was absolutely worth the view.
90 deals in 90 days.
Congrations
Congrations
July 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
90 deals in 90 days.
Congrations
Congrations
Why in the fuck should I spend a goddamned dime on upstate New York.
They all voted for Trump.
"Please visit, we're dying"
Hey, have fun with that.
They all voted for Trump.
"Please visit, we're dying"
Hey, have fun with that.
June 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Why in the fuck should I spend a goddamned dime on upstate New York.
They all voted for Trump.
"Please visit, we're dying"
Hey, have fun with that.
They all voted for Trump.
"Please visit, we're dying"
Hey, have fun with that.
This handsome guy sauntered over at 7am this morning after being bullied by the local crows. He's way too fancy to be a stray.
June 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This handsome guy sauntered over at 7am this morning after being bullied by the local crows. He's way too fancy to be a stray.
