Asscrab
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No one should ever feel the pressure of having to be perfect. Except for me, and it's a moral failing that I'm not.
February 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
No one should ever feel the pressure of having to be perfect. Except for me, and it's a moral failing that I'm not.
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Any Democrat who sits through that fascist turd’s lies like a potted plant is a dangerous tool. It’s not even constitutionally required that you show up, or that this be a TV show! Presidents used to submit it to Congress by letter. Either don’t show up or use the dumb TV show to make some NOISE.
Trump is in the Epstein files thousands of times, he is shredding the first amendment, he is brazenly corrupt, he is opening concentration camps in their districts, and he is starting an unprovoked war with Iran. WHY WOULD YOU NOT DISRUPT THE STATE OF THE UNION.
The whole D leadership needs to go.
The whole D leadership needs to go.
House Democrats try to shut down disruptions at Trump's State of the Union
Jeffries told his members to either show "silent defiance" or boycott the speech.
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February 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Any Democrat who sits through that fascist turd’s lies like a potted plant is a dangerous tool. It’s not even constitutionally required that you show up, or that this be a TV show! Presidents used to submit it to Congress by letter. Either don’t show up or use the dumb TV show to make some NOISE.
I don't believe in a God that ordains or even "permits" evil things to happen.
I think God exerts very little, if any, direct control over the world.
But I'm still feeling angry at him today.
I think God exerts very little, if any, direct control over the world.
But I'm still feeling angry at him today.
I'd have thought learning that the billionaire pedophile murderers are actually deeply, truly stupid might make me feel a bit better about things. They're not better, just luckier.
It just makes me angrier at the universe.
It just makes me angrier at the universe.
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I don't believe in a God that ordains or even "permits" evil things to happen.
I think God exerts very little, if any, direct control over the world.
But I'm still feeling angry at him today.
I think God exerts very little, if any, direct control over the world.
But I'm still feeling angry at him today.
I'd have thought learning that the billionaire pedophile murderers are actually deeply, truly stupid might make me feel a bit better about things. They're not better, just luckier.
It just makes me angrier at the universe.
It just makes me angrier at the universe.
February 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I'd have thought learning that the billionaire pedophile murderers are actually deeply, truly stupid might make me feel a bit better about things. They're not better, just luckier.
It just makes me angrier at the universe.
It just makes me angrier at the universe.
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every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around
February 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around
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This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
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JUDGE JOHNSTON: “Today, immigrants are being detained without due process. Tomorrow, under the Government’s interpretation of the law, American citizens could be subject to the same .. This Court will not allow such an unraveling of the Constitution.”
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February 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
JUDGE JOHNSTON: “Today, immigrants are being detained without due process. Tomorrow, under the Government’s interpretation of the law, American citizens could be subject to the same .. This Court will not allow such an unraveling of the Constitution.”
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Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
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gimli: never thought i'd be fighting side by side with a hack journalist & a career doj prosecutor
legolas: i mean i get it but yeah everyone with a brain hates fascism
gimli: bet bet bet [kills a nazi w an axe]
legolas: i mean i get it but yeah everyone with a brain hates fascism
gimli: bet bet bet [kills a nazi w an axe]
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 AM
gimli: never thought i'd be fighting side by side with a hack journalist & a career doj prosecutor
legolas: i mean i get it but yeah everyone with a brain hates fascism
gimli: bet bet bet [kills a nazi w an axe]
legolas: i mean i get it but yeah everyone with a brain hates fascism
gimli: bet bet bet [kills a nazi w an axe]
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I’m asking ICE to curl up and die like a salted slug.
I’m asking for everyone who directed them to spend the rest of their natural lives in prison.
And I’m asking for every quisling Democrat to walk the earth with ceaseless and unavoidable scorn.
Those are my demands.
I’m asking for everyone who directed them to spend the rest of their natural lives in prison.
And I’m asking for every quisling Democrat to walk the earth with ceaseless and unavoidable scorn.
Those are my demands.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I’m asking ICE to curl up and die like a salted slug.
I’m asking for everyone who directed them to spend the rest of their natural lives in prison.
And I’m asking for every quisling Democrat to walk the earth with ceaseless and unavoidable scorn.
Those are my demands.
I’m asking for everyone who directed them to spend the rest of their natural lives in prison.
And I’m asking for every quisling Democrat to walk the earth with ceaseless and unavoidable scorn.
Those are my demands.
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
At best, you will get more targeted ads when they sell your PII.
At worst, your data will get subpoenaed and some four year old shitpost will get trotted out in front of the House Un-American Activities Committee 2.0 brought to you by Cheez-It.
At worst, your data will get subpoenaed and some four year old shitpost will get trotted out in front of the House Un-American Activities Committee 2.0 brought to you by Cheez-It.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
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February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
At best, you will get more targeted ads when they sell your PII.
At worst, your data will get subpoenaed and some four year old shitpost will get trotted out in front of the House Un-American Activities Committee 2.0 brought to you by Cheez-It.
At worst, your data will get subpoenaed and some four year old shitpost will get trotted out in front of the House Un-American Activities Committee 2.0 brought to you by Cheez-It.
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They’re killing it over there on X, the CSAM app
kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
They’re killing it over there on X, the CSAM app
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![A tweet from anno domini 2016 by randygdub reading "trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:spz7xtxwn7tareapqzouydsh/bafkreiglcy4nei7u5hjhdvuytnepuae2nn5ivdwf6egewmwmjpleptgtue@jpeg)
What's with all the stupid fucking names for these detention centers?
Whipple? Dilley? These are delicious frozen treats not hubs of some of the most horrific human rights abuses in American history.
Whipple? Dilley? These are delicious frozen treats not hubs of some of the most horrific human rights abuses in American history.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
What's with all the stupid fucking names for these detention centers?
Whipple? Dilley? These are delicious frozen treats not hubs of some of the most horrific human rights abuses in American history.
Whipple? Dilley? These are delicious frozen treats not hubs of some of the most horrific human rights abuses in American history.
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free dril
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
free dril
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This Black History Month I'm happy to be reminded that the Black Panthers are still around reminding folks that those that serve the public should be fearful of the public
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Black Panthers at ICE Protest in Philly
YouTube video by The Tony Michaels Podcast
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February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This Black History Month I'm happy to be reminded that the Black Panthers are still around reminding folks that those that serve the public should be fearful of the public
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"No one is above the law" says administration that is absolutely tripping over its own dick to ensure their pedophile-in-chief remains firmly above the law
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"No one is above the law" says administration that is absolutely tripping over its own dick to ensure their pedophile-in-chief remains firmly above the law
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This means the Epstein files have resulted in the opening of criminal proceedings in the UK, Norway, France and Poland... but not in the US, where Trump's DOJ insists the files are closed.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
This means the Epstein files have resulted in the opening of criminal proceedings in the UK, Norway, France and Poland... but not in the US, where Trump's DOJ insists the files are closed.
