anguserrday.bsky.social
@anguserrday.bsky.social
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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He failed his field test so now he just meets tourists. They said he was the fattest rat at the center 😭
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Here are some pictures from Cambodia of me meeting Mr Jordan the bomb sniffing giant African pouched rat
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Tfw
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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in a healthy society, DJs should not exist. “Wahh, I can’t deal with 30 seconds of silence between songs” grow up
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Every day I miss Bionicles
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Trump Administration figures by allegiance to the Warhammer Chaos gods:
-Trump: Slaanesh
-Miller: Chaos Unidivided, but he's Belakor, not Archaon
-Hegseth: Thinks he's Khorne but it's actually Slaanesh
-RFK: Nurgle, obviously, he's spreading Grandfather's blessings
-Musk: Tzeentch, in the worst way
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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this is the photo in the dictionary next to the word “YOINK”
Honest and healthy, sir!
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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free hamburger
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I’m sorry, I am dying at this
July 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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just remembered the funniest ever attempt at a save
June 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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had a dream last night that i was at a bar and the bartender said "are you Knuckles?"

and i said "what?"

and she said "the red guy who's friends with Sonic?"

and i said "no"

and she said "oh, well, you look just like him"
June 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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See it (a horse)
Say it ("horse!")
Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Iconic.
March 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
March 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It's his world now
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Gene Hackman sounds like a character Hideo Kojima would have in a game about cloning
March 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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0/3
January 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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People love to brag "18 months cancer free", "5 years cancer free". Piddling numbers. I'm 39 years cancer free.
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM