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Sigmund Fraud
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White bread corn fed crazy assed white boy!
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just ate a reasonable amount of Skittles i will accept no further questions at this time
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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The next time someone does something sweet for me I’m going to show them my bum like a monkey
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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🌿☕ Morning 🌞

Decided to do an hour walk around Cheltenham today

Studies show we learn & take in more when walking, an idea existed since ancient times like Peripatetics, Aristotle's philosophical school that discussed whilst walking

I spotted this beautiful art for the 1st time, a happy walk❤️🚶🎨🌿
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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And this morning the Shed is a skylight, looking out upon a world of rooftops, gullies, chimneys…
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Sometimes our silly little jokes are all we have in this dark world.
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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why are there never enough chicken nuggets
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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This day in history. 1999. Jerry Hall filed for divorce from Mick Jagger. He responded that they had never been married; their Hindu wedding ceremony had made them married not to each other but to the trees.
January 14, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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My vagina jokes feel stupid today and I’m going to ignore the trail of broken cinnamon hearts that leads to the back door
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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So: happy... er, yes, well, happy this most holy of days to all who celebrate
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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i’m dtf. down to fucking smoke and fucking drink and fuck
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social good morninks! Remember them Hand Cooked Truffle And Shit chips I had? I saw them onna Monday last week alomg with Mediterrainian style and these. Come last week Wednesday these had all disappeared. So was thankful to find a bag this week. I hope they allll that! 👹👹👹
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Good morning! ✨
Unexpected blue sky and sunshine this morning. Can’t complain.
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Ugh.
Let’s do this.
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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Please congratulate our chimp Bonzo. He recently completed our anger management program.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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opening a portal to Hell
y'all need anything?
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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As a Democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more & more, the inner soul of the people. On some great & glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last & the WH will be occupied by a downright fool & complete narcissistic moron
HL Mencken ‘20
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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some people are assholes who also have assholes. asshole squared.
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Unprecedented Times at Ridgemont High
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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it's a moisturizer that you eat

it's called water ya' dingus
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Wine is like taco bell in that the best time to consume it is at 3am whilst crying.
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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my tummy hurts and i’m sad. someone get the electric chair
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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One of mine is actually a bat
Fucking Tuesday... this week is dragging on! I need to go back to bed, hide under the blankets and ignore my responsibilities like I'm a Congressional Republican.
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM