Andrew Longhofer
@andrewlonghofer.bsky.social
I read things. I write things. I repeat things. 🏳️🌈
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in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
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A whale carcass has washed ashore near Depoe Bay.
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A whale carcass has washed ashore near Depoe Bay.
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
thought this was gal gadot
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
thought this was gal gadot
hey big dog how about you do something about the fact that your whip, the guy whose job is parliamentary discipline, IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WENT FREELANCING
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hey big dog how about you do something about the fact that your whip, the guy whose job is parliamentary discipline, IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WENT FREELANCING
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
"you guys won. you're in charge. do what you want with the votes that you have, but don't expect us to help."
this is what it means to be in the opposition party. 10-20 percent of congressional democrats at any point are functionally in coalition with the GOP, parliamentary discipline be damned.
this is what it means to be in the opposition party. 10-20 percent of congressional democrats at any point are functionally in coalition with the GOP, parliamentary discipline be damned.
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"you guys won. you're in charge. do what you want with the votes that you have, but don't expect us to help."
this is what it means to be in the opposition party. 10-20 percent of congressional democrats at any point are functionally in coalition with the GOP, parliamentary discipline be damned.
this is what it means to be in the opposition party. 10-20 percent of congressional democrats at any point are functionally in coalition with the GOP, parliamentary discipline be damned.
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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This gets at the heart of the kayfabe senators are putting on and how they hide behind process — and each other — in ways that should eventually lead to full filibuster nuking
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This gets at the heart of the kayfabe senators are putting on and how they hide behind process — and each other — in ways that should eventually lead to full filibuster nuking
when i read things by david brooks, jonathan chait, and ezra klein and nod enthusiastically in agreement with their point, you KNOW that congressional democrats are doing something that makes you wonder just how tall the high chair they fell out of as an infant was
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
when i read things by david brooks, jonathan chait, and ezra klein and nod enthusiastically in agreement with their point, you KNOW that congressional democrats are doing something that makes you wonder just how tall the high chair they fell out of as an infant was
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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I’m going to keep yelling about this until everyone talks about it with their friends.
LLM’s aren’t intelligent, they’re doing best guess and that’s okay until it’s not, more importantly people need to understand that’s what they’re using and the ethics behind it.
LLM’s aren’t intelligent, they’re doing best guess and that’s okay until it’s not, more importantly people need to understand that’s what they’re using and the ethics behind it.
How do we solve this? AI companies have sold LLMs as an intelligence with thoughts and empathy, not the statistical models they are. They reinforce cultural and personal biases, and don’t understand risk, consequence, ethics and truth. They’re outright dangerous.
edition.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
edition.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
edition.cnn.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m going to keep yelling about this until everyone talks about it with their friends.
LLM’s aren’t intelligent, they’re doing best guess and that’s okay until it’s not, more importantly people need to understand that’s what they’re using and the ethics behind it.
LLM’s aren’t intelligent, they’re doing best guess and that’s okay until it’s not, more importantly people need to understand that’s what they’re using and the ethics behind it.
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surely no one has done this yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
surely no one has done this yet
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after months of beating my head against it, my lit review about student affairs assessment seems like it's finally coming into focus
all it took was going back to Pascarella & Terenzini and George Kuh, again.
all it took was going back to Pascarella & Terenzini and George Kuh, again.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
after months of beating my head against it, my lit review about student affairs assessment seems like it's finally coming into focus
all it took was going back to Pascarella & Terenzini and George Kuh, again.
all it took was going back to Pascarella & Terenzini and George Kuh, again.
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This is a level of whiteness previously thought unattainable
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is a level of whiteness previously thought unattainable
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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young men.... love teachers unions?
Net Favorables of (X) Among 18-25 Year Old Men:
Teachers Unions: +51%
Socialism: +16%
Big Tech: +13%
AI: +7%
Big Business: +2%
Mainstream Media: -3%
Israel: -23%
TIPP / Oct 28, 2025
(Republican Commissioner)
Teachers Unions: +51%
Socialism: +16%
Big Tech: +13%
AI: +7%
Big Business: +2%
Mainstream Media: -3%
Israel: -23%
TIPP / Oct 28, 2025
(Republican Commissioner)
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
young men.... love teachers unions?
due to Reasons, the emergency vet sent us home with a probiotic kit for the dog who needed remove-two-dish-towels-from-his stomach surgery
"empty this capsule into food once a day" is fine
"squirt out 5mg of this Beef Flavored™️ paste" is WILD
but reader, this dog enjoys The Paste
"empty this capsule into food once a day" is fine
"squirt out 5mg of this Beef Flavored™️ paste" is WILD
but reader, this dog enjoys The Paste
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
due to Reasons, the emergency vet sent us home with a probiotic kit for the dog who needed remove-two-dish-towels-from-his stomach surgery
"empty this capsule into food once a day" is fine
"squirt out 5mg of this Beef Flavored™️ paste" is WILD
but reader, this dog enjoys The Paste
"empty this capsule into food once a day" is fine
"squirt out 5mg of this Beef Flavored™️ paste" is WILD
but reader, this dog enjoys The Paste
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“Clifford Stott, a professor of social psychology at Keele University south of Manchester, encourages police to take a friendlier approach to mass gatherings, arguing that heavy-handed tactics actually encourage groups to align themselves against police, inciting more violence.”
lol yes, of course
lol yes, of course
The New York Times dubbed him “the academic who fought football hooliganism,” and now he’s advising Portland police on crowd control.
How a British psychology professor is guiding Portland police’s response to ICE protests
The New York Times dubbed him “the academic who fought football hooliganism,” and now he’s advising Portland police on crowd control.
www.oregonlive.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“Clifford Stott, a professor of social psychology at Keele University south of Manchester, encourages police to take a friendlier approach to mass gatherings, arguing that heavy-handed tactics actually encourage groups to align themselves against police, inciting more violence.”
lol yes, of course
lol yes, of course