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Andrew Longhofer
@andrewlonghofer.bsky.social
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I read things. I write things. I repeat things. 🏳️‍🌈

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Loss in Space
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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But there's one correctest answer
jeffrey combs as the tsunkatse guy; jeffrey combs as Brunt, FCA; jeffrey combs as the holosuite patron; jeffrey combs as a romulan, jeffrey combs as Shran; brunt again; jeffrey combs as the racist cop who goes after Benny; jeffrey combs as Weyoun; jeffrey combs as Agimus
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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the dog in question, begging for the opportunity to go outside to get an earthen treat
black dog resting his head on my hip
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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counterpoint
Someone you know is gay. Someone you know is bi. Someone you know is trans. Someone you know is italian. Maybe even someone you love. Think before you speak hate.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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hmmmmm who are you?
FlightRadar24 screenshot showing a Cessna circling southwest Portland about 5000 feet without a tail number, registration info, or departing and arriving airport
October 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Me when someone brings up Star Trek
ST:2K9 McCoy and Spock McCoy: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Spock: "Bitch I might be"
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Logan Roy on a private jet with the caption "Wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm"
August 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i've seen how this goes
SPACE: 1999 title card
August 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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lol this is mine
Christopher Pike standing on a transporter pad with the caption "I'm not the gorns' stepdad, i'm the dad who stepped up"
August 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Chris Pike on a transporter pad with the caption "I'm not the gorns' stepdad...I'm the dad who stepped up"
July 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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hmm
Harry Truman info card from Google
May 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Black dog very sleepy
May 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"I am not prepared to rule that ChatGPT is a person under the law. But I am willing to extend the legal definition of artist to include ChatGPT and I'm ordering all content produced by it to be recalled immediately"
Federation arbitrator from Star Trek: Voyager episode "Author, Author"
April 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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this reminds me of this banger
"Oh, y'all are gay? Who's the red one and who's the blue one?" with a bunch of pictures of canonical and headcanonical couples and ships where one wears red and the other wears blue
April 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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quite obvious that the generation that was almost entirely under 23 in 2008 has been able to recover relatively quickly
30 years of age Comparing Generation X and millennials, the data shows that millennials are 12.5% worse off than Generation X in terms of wealth accumulated around the same age. By the time Generation X was in their 3os, they had an average wealth of $122,999 (inflation rates taken into consideration), while millennials had an average wealth of $108,500. The average baby boomer had a wealth of $140,346 in their 30s, 25% more than the wealth of millennials around the same age.
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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STOP THE COUNT
Two skeets: "like this reply to vote for WEYOUN (DS9)" at 170 likes and "like this reply to vote for SHRAN (ENT)" with 171 likes
March 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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omg
"McRibIsBack liked your post"
March 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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he so sleepy
black dog curled up on a grey chair
March 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I *highly* recommend finding secondhand books. The more particular the better. Mary Ruefle has been doing this to Victorian novels as a daily practice for years.
Two pages from Mary Ruefle's "A Little White Shadow"
March 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I love erasure
"cum is added in" aroused by blood an idea more than a refuge plundered their sons-in-law where the wild beasts and prisoners took the auguries the victims the wolf on the altar the bodies at the foot of the temple
March 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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lion furry saying "let's take ibuprofen together"
March 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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we're in that magical phase of me having just actually gotten into a groove working on something (in this case, folding laundry) and this little menace starts groaning and moaning for attention
Black dog laying on his side at the top of a staircase
February 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Not Even Once
Screenshot of George Conway's blocked ass
February 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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me-coded, i guess?
Leonard McCoy from "Star Trek" Toby Ziegler from "The West Wing" Karen Eiffel from "Stranger than Fiction" Roger from "101 Dalmatians"
January 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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oop
"What kind of Anglican are you" quiz result saying "Methodist"
January 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM