Andrew Elsass
@andrewelsass.bsky.social
Ohio cultural ambassador, college football populist, pop punk sabermetician (yeahlastsummer.com)
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
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There’s no way to really properly put it in context besides repetition: This is the greatest turnaround I’ve ever seen or that you’ve ever seen
January 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
There’s no way to really properly put it in context besides repetition: This is the greatest turnaround I’ve ever seen or that you’ve ever seen
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The 2026 ABA Bird of the Year is the Horned Lark! Get ready for a great year of celebrating Horned Larks!
www.aba.org/the-2026-aba...
www.aba.org/the-2026-aba...
The 2026 ABA Bird of the Year: Horned Lark! - American Birding Association
The 2026 Bird of the Year is the Horned Lark: a widespread, resilient, and fascinating species uniting birders through art, storytelling, and conservation all year long.
www.aba.org
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The 2026 ABA Bird of the Year is the Horned Lark! Get ready for a great year of celebrating Horned Larks!
www.aba.org/the-2026-aba...
www.aba.org/the-2026-aba...
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happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 AM
happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
Reluctant Floridian is a great way to describe myself
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Reluctant Floridian is a great way to describe myself
Little moments like Snoop “conducting” his songs played by two confused marching bands are what bowl haters fail to appreciate
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Little moments like Snoop “conducting” his songs played by two confused marching bands are what bowl haters fail to appreciate
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
it took a few weeks to trade for Sirianni, but my team of only Joshes, Nicks, and Tylers exceeded all expectations this season
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
it took a few weeks to trade for Sirianni, but my team of only Joshes, Nicks, and Tylers exceeded all expectations this season
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cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
the TMNT avatar discussion on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social made me realize the "four kinds of children" harry potter tweet is actually a larger unified theory
Leonardo = Gryffindor
Raphael = Slytherin
Donatello = Ravenclaw
Michelangelo = Hufflepuff
Leonardo = Gryffindor
Raphael = Slytherin
Donatello = Ravenclaw
Michelangelo = Hufflepuff
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
the TMNT avatar discussion on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social made me realize the "four kinds of children" harry potter tweet is actually a larger unified theory
Leonardo = Gryffindor
Raphael = Slytherin
Donatello = Ravenclaw
Michelangelo = Hufflepuff
Leonardo = Gryffindor
Raphael = Slytherin
Donatello = Ravenclaw
Michelangelo = Hufflepuff
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Penn State head coach Jurgen Klopp
October 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Penn State head coach Jurgen Klopp
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my takeaway from climate week nyc is that "climate storytelling" is a little too much "we must reimagine our deepest souls in relationship to mother nature and the moral abyss of the polycrisis into which we must now stare" and not enough "ok but get a heat pump"
September 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
my takeaway from climate week nyc is that "climate storytelling" is a little too much "we must reimagine our deepest souls in relationship to mother nature and the moral abyss of the polycrisis into which we must now stare" and not enough "ok but get a heat pump"
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standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
@sickoscommittee.org alert from Ohio
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@sickoscommittee.org alert from Ohio
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
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Gilmore Girls The Masters
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
April 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gilmore Girls The Masters
🤝
Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
🤝
Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
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Only Ryan Day can win a title and have his fan base pissed about it go Bucks
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Only Ryan Day can win a title and have his fan base pissed about it go Bucks
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that’s…a Dayton Dragons hat?
January 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
that’s…a Dayton Dragons hat?