Alder King
@alderking.bsky.social
COAL MINE FOR PRIVATE USE ONLY - she/her
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How can those dumbasses be so corrupt that they’re messing up implicating Bill fucking Clinton
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How can those dumbasses be so corrupt that they’re messing up implicating Bill fucking Clinton
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Getting the full medieval court painter experience
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Getting the full medieval court painter experience
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LIMITED PRINT DROP - 19/12 to 22/12
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
LIMITED PRINT DROP - 19/12 to 22/12
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Bringing back a classic that people got really mad at me for saying 6 months ago
I think the Democratic establishment severely underestimates the extent to which the younger half of the electorate would cheerfully send Bill Clinton to Gitmo ourselves
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Bringing back a classic that people got really mad at me for saying 6 months ago
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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please sit down. what are you doing. sit. please
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
please sit down. what are you doing. sit. please
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I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
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But not investigating Larry summers relationship with… the pedophile?????
Harvard officials are reportedly secretly investigating two students for their roles in drawing scrutiny to the relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and ex-president Larry Summers
Harvard Secretly Investigates Students Over Larry Summers Video on Epstein
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
But not investigating Larry summers relationship with… the pedophile?????
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I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a larger disconnect between the executive class and the general public than AI - there have been cases where executives want to push something they know is unpopular, but on AI it's like the backlash hasn't penetrated their bubble at all
What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a larger disconnect between the executive class and the general public than AI - there have been cases where executives want to push something they know is unpopular, but on AI it's like the backlash hasn't penetrated their bubble at all
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for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
for the boys
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I think what's bothering them isn't his usual "RIP to the losers" pablum but rather his *heavy* implication that one of his followers murdered Reiner for being disloyal.
it’s interesting to see so many MAGA folks acting shocked at Trump’s statement, which is basically the same as every Trump statement I’ve ever seen
incredible things happening at the nazi bar
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think what's bothering them isn't his usual "RIP to the losers" pablum but rather his *heavy* implication that one of his followers murdered Reiner for being disloyal.
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
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December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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been suspecting this would be a natural correction eventually. i would also expect to see a rise in the value of human performance as well: sports, theater, things that can't be faked. this of course assumes AI investments don't crater the economy first
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
been suspecting this would be a natural correction eventually. i would also expect to see a rise in the value of human performance as well: sports, theater, things that can't be faked. this of course assumes AI investments don't crater the economy first
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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tfw you’ve had a spectacularly bad week and your brother goes to get you a Fudgie The Whale™️ to cheer you up but they don’t have any.
it’s the thought/concept that counts
it’s the thought/concept that counts
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
tfw you’ve had a spectacularly bad week and your brother goes to get you a Fudgie The Whale™️ to cheer you up but they don’t have any.
it’s the thought/concept that counts
it’s the thought/concept that counts
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"