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Alder King
@alderking.bsky.social
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COAL MINE FOR PRIVATE USE ONLY - she/her
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coworkers chillen
Large orange and white cat perched on couch back in foreground, out of focus white dog in background
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Yams is 10% rat terrier somehow
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Monkey D. Luffy wearing a hat that looks like an apple and cunty heeled boots
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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This one's snores are usually the backing track to your podcast here so he's basically a cohost
A large white dog with one brown eye and one blue looks at the camera with his face smooshed into a couch cushion. His tail is a blur and his owner has drawn red and purple hearts on his fur.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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cousins
Close up of a tortie point cat with more orange on one side of her face
May 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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what if ur real dog needs a dog?
February 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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It's cold here
Photo of Blackwater Falls in the snow
December 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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haunted by jeff the killer taco truck
Photo from driver's seat of a car, centered on a red catering van with text and a taco on the side. The taco has a cartoon rictus grin and round eyes with pinprick pupils surrounded by deep blackness.
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Slowly menaced by a racoon this morning
A silhouette of a racoon in the streetlamp glow of wet blacktop, about 30 feet from cameraperson The silhouette of the racoon ambles closer The racoon is closer still. The beast is nearly spherical.
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Migraine buddies
First person view of a creamsicle long-haired cat and white pitbull mix cuddled on the camera person
November 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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❤️🚨✋🛑STOP🛑✋🚨❤️

THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.

THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
November 6, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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I was #653,789!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #653,789, Alder King ‪@alderking.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 20, 2023"
September 24, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Here are my boys
A large white dog dozes curled on a couch with yellow pillows. A fluffy orange and white cat is sitting on the back cushion
September 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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I found this little snippet with few facts, but maybe the head of the Museum of Bread Culture would be able to assist 😂
August 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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cousins
August 13, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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Sping event
May 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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My bro's been finding a ton of morels this year
April 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Not feeling great and the roommates are taking turns sitting on me
April 15, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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idk these are pretty accurate tibetan foxes
April 5, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Still shaken by the size of the ham steak from my grandmother's celebration of life
March 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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tort time
A tortie point cat sits in a hot pink velvet chair and looks dubiously at the photographer
March 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Havin a good time
smiling bathroom mirror selfie, bloody handprints and "help" in blood on mirror
March 7, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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It reminds me a bit of my '86 Camry LE
October 9, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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Mood
A white dog with muddy paws lies under a rose of sharon and stares balefully with one blue eye
September 1, 2023 at 5:09 PM