Alan Fanciful
@alanfanciful.bsky.social
Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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you could make an anime out of this
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you could make an anime out of this
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Oh be nice, this is her first time censoring broadcast TV for the regime. She's gonna mess some stuff up while she's still learning.
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh be nice, this is her first time censoring broadcast TV for the regime. She's gonna mess some stuff up while she's still learning.
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POV: Your spouse is neither white nor Christian but you need the support of people who demand both.
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
POV: Your spouse is neither white nor Christian but you need the support of people who demand both.
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No. She's a background actor given lead roles because she looks like a sleepy Barbie. Glen Powell is her Wario
saw a headline refer to Sydney Sweeney as a movie star. But is she really?
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No. She's a background actor given lead roles because she looks like a sleepy Barbie. Glen Powell is her Wario
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If either of them flew into my backyard I'd be awestruck but mostly frightened
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If either of them flew into my backyard I'd be awestruck but mostly frightened
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Flop Sweat of the Union
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Flop Sweat of the Union
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look, evil aside: his rhetorical strategies seem to hinge on hoping no one compares numbers at the gas station, confuses "TrumpRx.gov" with affordable coverage of their dialysis, or has ever been to Minnesota. if you ask me Trump is moving like a cooked guy moves
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look, evil aside: his rhetorical strategies seem to hinge on hoping no one compares numbers at the gas station, confuses "TrumpRx.gov" with affordable coverage of their dialysis, or has ever been to Minnesota. if you ask me Trump is moving like a cooked guy moves
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Well at least Trump got it all out before they had to play him off for going over 20 minutes.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Well at least Trump got it all out before they had to play him off for going over 20 minutes.
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1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
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2/ Our readers deserve clear labeling on AI content, and we deserve job security. Sign our petition for a fair contract and we’ll keep you updated on our campaign: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Fair Contract Now for ProPublica Guild
We, the workers of ProPublica, provide our readers with deeply researched, unbiased news that holds power to account. This work is more important now than ever, but our staff can’t properly contribute...
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December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
2/ Our readers deserve clear labeling on AI content, and we deserve job security. Sign our petition for a fair contract and we’ll keep you updated on our campaign: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Me, trying to send a coded message to tell Sting when he's in jail:
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Me, trying to send a coded message to tell Sting when he's in jail:
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Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.