Alan Fanciful
@alanfanciful.bsky.social
Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.
If "sportsmanship" is an impediment to your playing of Warhammer you're someone I don't want to play competitively or casually.
Seriously, I'll take the chatterbox who talks about lore so much you only get through 1 & 1/2 battle rounds over a tryhard 100 times out of 100.
Seriously, I'll take the chatterbox who talks about lore so much you only get through 1 & 1/2 battle rounds over a tryhard 100 times out of 100.
I did it. I found the dumbest take on the internet.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If "sportsmanship" is an impediment to your playing of Warhammer you're someone I don't want to play competitively or casually.
Seriously, I'll take the chatterbox who talks about lore so much you only get through 1 & 1/2 battle rounds over a tryhard 100 times out of 100.
Seriously, I'll take the chatterbox who talks about lore so much you only get through 1 & 1/2 battle rounds over a tryhard 100 times out of 100.
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👀 Trump lame duck watch
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
👀 Trump lame duck watch
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@edsbs.bsky.social new favorite oversized QB chyron
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social new favorite oversized QB chyron
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
Just found a YouTube channel that posts ~20 minute explainers on various bugs and bug-related topics. Oh yeah
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Just found a YouTube channel that posts ~20 minute explainers on various bugs and bug-related topics. Oh yeah
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Reopening the government (in part) to fix air travel before the holidays only for the Orange god king to fuck it up anyways
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reopening the government (in part) to fix air travel before the holidays only for the Orange god king to fuck it up anyways
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
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LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
There's more to it, but I'm immediately sold on the very premise of "primary every Democrat"
New from me in @newrepublic.com: “Primary Every Democrat.”
If the current crop cannot demonstrate they care more about democracy than enjoying three-day weekends, we should flood the zone and challenge them all.
If the current crop cannot demonstrate they care more about democracy than enjoying three-day weekends, we should flood the zone and challenge them all.
Primary Every Democrat
It’s exhausting to watch poll-tested, donor-beholden congressional Democrats continue to be too old, too cloistered, and too bumbling to do anything as the government burns.
newrepublic.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
There's more to it, but I'm immediately sold on the very premise of "primary every Democrat"
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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Cannot wait for every one of these losers to get Mamdanied to hell the next cycle they’re up. They can all go live with Cuomo on an island in the sea.
Politico says the cavers have won. CR in exchange for fake vote on ACA subsidies in December. Politico at least says other Dems will give them cover. We’ll see. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Cannot wait for every one of these losers to get Mamdanied to hell the next cycle they’re up. They can all go live with Cuomo on an island in the sea.
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Democratic leadership:
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Democratic leadership:
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
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Hawaii kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, “The Tokyo Toe”, is now 22/22 on FGs this season. No FBS kicker ever kicked more than 21 in a season and made them all, Cairo Santos went 21/21 for Tulane in 2012. If Matsuzawa stopped now, he would break the FBS single season record for most makes with no misses.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hawaii kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, “The Tokyo Toe”, is now 22/22 on FGs this season. No FBS kicker ever kicked more than 21 in a season and made them all, Cairo Santos went 21/21 for Tulane in 2012. If Matsuzawa stopped now, he would break the FBS single season record for most makes with no misses.
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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This is really impressive. They invented racism.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is really impressive. They invented racism.
Toxic Shootnado -- premiering Spring 2026 on SyFy
Via Anna Barrett: Auburn University apologized for accidentally sending three emergency alerts to students and employees about an active shooter, a tornado and a hazardous waste spill within the space of minutes early Thursday afternoon.
Auburn University apologizes for accidentally sending shooter, tornado, hazmat alerts | Alabama Reflector
Auburn University apologized Thursday afternoon for accidentally sending three emergency alerts to students and employees...
alabamareflector.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Toxic Shootnado -- premiering Spring 2026 on SyFy
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
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Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Elections are the one opportunity we have to see what the people think. And what they think is clear: Trump sucks.
His disapproval rating is a record 63%.
People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa
His disapproval rating is a record 63%.
People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Elections are the one opportunity we have to see what the people think. And what they think is clear: Trump sucks.
His disapproval rating is a record 63%.
People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa
His disapproval rating is a record 63%.
People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa