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Alan Fanciful
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Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures
#WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Brothers of Destruction (Warhammer) - Krondys Son of Dracothian and Karazai the Scarred Brothers of Destruction (Wrestling) - The Undertaker and Kane
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Also finished: Karazai the Scared
#WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Painted model of Karazai the Scarred, an orange and off white dragon on a reflective black box. He is positioned behind a glowing blue portal arch, framed so he looks like he is hiding.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Calling Karazai the Scarred finished
#WarhammerCommunity #AgeOfSigmar
Painted model of Karazai the Scarred, an orange and off white dragon on a reflective black box. Painted model of Karazai the Scarred, an orange and off white dragon on a reflective black box.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Going back to a foundational text
Initial tweet (@multiverse333): being grossed out by another person's energy and mentality is such a real thing Quote tweet (@disxpix): that's called disliking someone Follow-up tweet (@disxpix): "normalize not vibing to someones toxic behavioral gaslighting so you can manifest mental energy" what Follow-up tweet (@disxpix): who r u people
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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This election has basically been this
Meme comic of a psychotic driver seething "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE" beside a carefree bicyclist saying "i like new york city."
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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#WIPWednesday and I'm still painting dragon but nearing completion of dragon also

#WarhammerCommunity
Karazai the Scarred, model of a big orange scaled dragon with dark brown accents and pale beige undertones.
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Yikes.

Unless of course the tattoo in full reads "Paris 1919" in homage to John Cale's album.

Lotta John Cale tattoos in the marines, I'm told.
Cover art of John Cale's "Paris 1919" album, featuring the man seated in a chair in front of a window, his hand resting on his face looking at the camera. It is a sepia-toned image surrounded by white.
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Well now you can root for the currently 3rd in the Pacific division Seatte hockey team...
Screengrab from Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg is leaning in on a glum fry, saying in a sing-song voice "Kraken."
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The Sun has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Partial headline of a space.com story that reads "Solar storms can destroy satellites with ease."
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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What's this about the president flying some kind of diarrhea jet?
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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We should see her 3 times every commercial break during football games, not Kevin Hart.
The Lint-Licker insult hurler. Woman wearing an animal print top in an off-white/yellow painted room.
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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2:12 am... going back for more deli Chinese
Yoda, back for more olive
October 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I'm a Kraken fan, but the Kings' new alternate uniform has me looking at it like Patrick Bateman looking at Paul Allen's business card
LA King's alternate jersey. Look at that subtle black and silver coloring, that tasteful thick band on the body and arms. Oh my God, it even has sparkling silver fabric.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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We love an animal logo mid flip-out
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Scatman John could've singlehandedly stopped the rise of grind culture
Lyrics from "Scatman's World" reading: No wonder all my bothers and my sisters need a crutch I wanna be a human being, not a human doing I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried
October 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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My wife, returning from an errand: You better not be late beloved close up magician Eugene Burger when I get back.

My goofy ass:
Eugene Burger and some kind of enigmatic skeleton puppet
October 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Chief Wiggum, beneath an early morning pink sky, wearing a robe over poka-dot pajamas pointing, saying "Bake him away, toys."
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Finally getting the new spearhead terrain off my backlog #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Miniature plastic wargaming terrain (Games Workshop's San and Bone set, 2025) painted in dark greys, rusted bronzes, and pops of bone and blood.
September 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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To wit:
H.G. Wells (and other distinguished gentlemen) engaging in a simulated combat with miniature soldiers, buildings, trees and fortification.
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Yet more new #40K terminator sculpts.

A reminder to fellow righteous and patient Grey Knights:
Idris Elbra with overlaid text "Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a conversion."
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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#WahammerCommunity

But we have a stormcoven at home...

The stormcoven at home:
Two knights arcanum and one knight incantor, banded together as a Stormcoven unit
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Four words that will drive your man crazy:
Email from Warhammer the subject line reads "New Space Marines Revealed!"
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Me, after loudly complaining to everyone I know that even Folgers is above $20 at the supermarket:
Trump tweet about still drinking "that garbage" (Coca-Cola), edited to read that the Folgers company
September 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Screencap of the Simpsons where Homer says "But when I do it, it's cute." Context: Homer is upset when his father tells him, in anger, he was an accident. Marge chastises Homer for telling his son Bart that very same thing regularly. Homer defends his double standard by sheepishly claiming "when I do it, it's cute."
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM