Caroline-of-the-Cornfields
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Podcast pros talking about “looksmaxxing,” I beg you to have one woman weigh in.
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Podcast pros talking about “looksmaxxing,” I beg you to have one woman weigh in.
Live events like SB are when I miss old Twitter the most. Nothing like a group watch experience circa 2015!! Le sigh.
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Live events like SB are when I miss old Twitter the most. Nothing like a group watch experience circa 2015!! Le sigh.
I know it’s a looooong way off, maybe not in my lifetime, but the feminine pendulum swing after this age of dick punching will be so sweet.
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I know it’s a looooong way off, maybe not in my lifetime, but the feminine pendulum swing after this age of dick punching will be so sweet.
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We were outraged by Liam, but Diana is a young girl that has been in an ICE prison even longer. The wee girl still is in prison. Be loud! Share! Justice for Diana Crespo Gonzalez!
Today is day 20 (depending on when incarceration countdown begins) of Diana Crespo Gonzales’ incarceration in an ICE prison in Texas. Children are not allowed to legally be detained for more than 20 days.
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
We were outraged by Liam, but Diana is a young girl that has been in an ICE prison even longer. The wee girl still is in prison. Be loud! Share! Justice for Diana Crespo Gonzalez!
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Dems might also want to introduce a bill that separates out funding for the rest of the year for FEMA, the Coast Guard, and the other less problematic parts of DHS, and say they'll vote for that -- but no $ for ICE or Border Patrol.
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Dems might also want to introduce a bill that separates out funding for the rest of the year for FEMA, the Coast Guard, and the other less problematic parts of DHS, and say they'll vote for that -- but no $ for ICE or Border Patrol.
Europeans asking why we aren’t striking and rioting in the streets.
My brothers in caucacity, allow me to introduce you to the concept of healthcare being tied to employment…
My brothers in caucacity, allow me to introduce you to the concept of healthcare being tied to employment…
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Europeans asking why we aren’t striking and rioting in the streets.
My brothers in caucacity, allow me to introduce you to the concept of healthcare being tied to employment…
My brothers in caucacity, allow me to introduce you to the concept of healthcare being tied to employment…
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
The bar is on the ground… of the Mariana Trench.
At this point I’d rally behind someone who loudly promised to Bring Back Taco Tuesdays. #BBTT
At this point I’d rally behind someone who loudly promised to Bring Back Taco Tuesdays. #BBTT
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The bar is on the ground… of the Mariana Trench.
At this point I’d rally behind someone who loudly promised to Bring Back Taco Tuesdays. #BBTT
At this point I’d rally behind someone who loudly promised to Bring Back Taco Tuesdays. #BBTT
I mean, personally I’d prefer my state funded healthcare, but I guess a second NFL team would be neat, too.
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I mean, personally I’d prefer my state funded healthcare, but I guess a second NFL team would be neat, too.
Remember when the news cycle stopped for weeks on end over Elian Gonzalez?
This poor baby. Grateful for Castro keeping them in the spotlight and hopefully home soon 😓
This poor baby. Grateful for Castro keeping them in the spotlight and hopefully home soon 😓
Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Remember when the news cycle stopped for weeks on end over Elian Gonzalez?
This poor baby. Grateful for Castro keeping them in the spotlight and hopefully home soon 😓
This poor baby. Grateful for Castro keeping them in the spotlight and hopefully home soon 😓
I read an analysis of 47 once that said he loathed a room where people trust each other, because he cannot bullshit a room like that.
Solidarity, particularly across race and class, is Kryptonite for authoritarian regimes. They can only thrive when their us v. them framing is adopted by society at large, and they join as active or passive collaborators with the regime. So the only response they have is to raise the cost of unity
They are telling us in unequivocal terms that if you show solidarity with immigrants who are in the literal crosshairs of Trump/MAGA, you're risking a death sentence.
newrepublic.com/article/2055...
newrepublic.com/article/2055...
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I read an analysis of 47 once that said he loathed a room where people trust each other, because he cannot bullshit a room like that.
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There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
White folks, delete TikTok
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
White folks, delete TikTok
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Anne Frank shit. Good job Biden for not locking him up. Good job Dems for passing budget after budget giving ICE and DHS more money. They won because you're weak just like they always said.
The voters are not weak. But Dems are.
The voters are not weak. But Dems are.
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anne Frank shit. Good job Biden for not locking him up. Good job Dems for passing budget after budget giving ICE and DHS more money. They won because you're weak just like they always said.
The voters are not weak. But Dems are.
The voters are not weak. But Dems are.
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Primary them out of power so hard their own children forget their names
Staring at a five-alarm fire, Democrats work up a good mouthful of spit.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Democrats Support Bill That Would Give ICE $10 Billion
The party has few good options for restraining ICE, which is flush with cash thanks to the passage of President Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill.
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Primary them out of power so hard their own children forget their names
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Actually, reclaiming your flag is often one of the best first strategies against fascists. The US flag has long been abducted by MAGA (and Kid Rock) and now most of its meaning-space is associated with this administration.
Recontextualize it without MAGA. Detach it from Trump.
Recontextualize it without MAGA. Detach it from Trump.
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Actually, reclaiming your flag is often one of the best first strategies against fascists. The US flag has long been abducted by MAGA (and Kid Rock) and now most of its meaning-space is associated with this administration.
Recontextualize it without MAGA. Detach it from Trump.
Recontextualize it without MAGA. Detach it from Trump.
The wild thing about people like him, Elon, Bezos, etc. is they want nothing more than to be BELOVED and they actually have the power to do the life-changing improvements that would make people truly revere them, but they are too petty to see it.
donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The wild thing about people like him, Elon, Bezos, etc. is they want nothing more than to be BELOVED and they actually have the power to do the life-changing improvements that would make people truly revere them, but they are too petty to see it.
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The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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For ease of navigation and sharing, I have turned my little list into a website: standwithminnesota.org
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
For ease of navigation and sharing, I have turned my little list into a website: standwithminnesota.org
They want us to think they can do a Minneapolis everywhere. They can’t. They already gave up on LA and Chicago and basically DC.
And this awful mess is eating up half their manpower alone.
Stay strong, MSP!! We’re with you!
And this awful mess is eating up half their manpower alone.
Stay strong, MSP!! We’re with you!
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
They want us to think they can do a Minneapolis everywhere. They can’t. They already gave up on LA and Chicago and basically DC.
And this awful mess is eating up half their manpower alone.
Stay strong, MSP!! We’re with you!
And this awful mess is eating up half their manpower alone.
Stay strong, MSP!! We’re with you!
Some girlfriends tonight said if I was a Sex and the City character, I’d be a Carrie-Charlotte and that feels like an insult tbh
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Some girlfriends tonight said if I was a Sex and the City character, I’d be a Carrie-Charlotte and that feels like an insult tbh
Stupid movie gripe: Dirty martinis that are crystal clear and obviously water.
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Stupid movie gripe: Dirty martinis that are crystal clear and obviously water.