Caroline-of-the-Cornfields
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Marketing, writing, dog person, rosé is underrated. Midwestern. Fashion, politics, history, psychology, putting sand in the gears of patriarchy, etc.
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
The remarketing ad budget I have experienced by just whispering “GLP-1 curious…” near my phone is probably the economy of a small country.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The remarketing ad budget I have experienced by just whispering “GLP-1 curious…” near my phone is probably the economy of a small country.
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These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
Just ordered our closed circuit door camera to get off the Ring system 💪
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just ordered our closed circuit door camera to get off the Ring system 💪
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Direct hit
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Direct hit
I’m amazed at people who enjoy being angry. It’s rare for me to feel truly mad and I Do Not Enjoy It.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m amazed at people who enjoy being angry. It’s rare for me to feel truly mad and I Do Not Enjoy It.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Treating 15-year-old girls as “women” erases the reality of childhood and can normalize sexualization of minors.
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Treating 15-year-old girls as “women” erases the reality of childhood and can normalize sexualization of minors.
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
Was on a trip last week and just realized I TOTALLY MISSED a very good friend’s birthday
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Was on a trip last week and just realized I TOTALLY MISSED a very good friend’s birthday
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
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Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
“I’ve never seen a president, former or current…”
Expert troll video editing right there.
Expert troll video editing right there.
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“I’ve never seen a president, former or current…”
Expert troll video editing right there.
Expert troll video editing right there.
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How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
Conspiracy theory: Obama is up to something (favorable).
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Conspiracy theory: Obama is up to something (favorable).
Can confirm from Indiana.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Can confirm from Indiana.
I received the link to the Mamdani acceptance speech at 4:39am from a Dutch friend who was elated to follow the news and watch the whole thing from Amsterdam.
That’s so wild to me!
That’s so wild to me!
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I received the link to the Mamdani acceptance speech at 4:39am from a Dutch friend who was elated to follow the news and watch the whole thing from Amsterdam.
That’s so wild to me!
That’s so wild to me!
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
It’s great to see Obama out stumping for governors because 1) love to see people with influence actually DOING something besides selling a book and 2) it’s going to annoy all the right people to no end!
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s great to see Obama out stumping for governors because 1) love to see people with influence actually DOING something besides selling a book and 2) it’s going to annoy all the right people to no end!
Folks, this SNAP benefits suspension is going to cause a WAY bigger backlash than these clowns bargained for.
Will Dems message it properly and judo flip it into some leverage? Absolutely not.
But the outcry is going to cause action one way or another.
Will Dems message it properly and judo flip it into some leverage? Absolutely not.
But the outcry is going to cause action one way or another.
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Folks, this SNAP benefits suspension is going to cause a WAY bigger backlash than these clowns bargained for.
Will Dems message it properly and judo flip it into some leverage? Absolutely not.
But the outcry is going to cause action one way or another.
Will Dems message it properly and judo flip it into some leverage? Absolutely not.
But the outcry is going to cause action one way or another.
I think this is 100% it.
Unpopular take: There are decent people who voted for him because they NEVER EVER see / hear the bad stuff he does.
Should they seek out more diverse news sources? Yes. Is that a helpful plan to hang your hat on? No.
We gotta break through somehow.
Unpopular take: There are decent people who voted for him because they NEVER EVER see / hear the bad stuff he does.
Should they seek out more diverse news sources? Yes. Is that a helpful plan to hang your hat on? No.
We gotta break through somehow.
I’ve been thinking a lot about a new kind of polling I’d like to see. We have polling that measures public opinion, which is obviously important, but I’d love to see a little more empirical work on public knowledge: what do voters know about politics and policy?
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think this is 100% it.
Unpopular take: There are decent people who voted for him because they NEVER EVER see / hear the bad stuff he does.
Should they seek out more diverse news sources? Yes. Is that a helpful plan to hang your hat on? No.
We gotta break through somehow.
Unpopular take: There are decent people who voted for him because they NEVER EVER see / hear the bad stuff he does.
Should they seek out more diverse news sources? Yes. Is that a helpful plan to hang your hat on? No.
We gotta break through somehow.
The end-of-year flurry of continuous “just have to make it through next week” has started. <grips steering wheel>
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The end-of-year flurry of continuous “just have to make it through next week” has started. <grips steering wheel>
It’s so demoralizing to live in a state that, 100%, every single time, without question, chooses to do the worst thing in any given decision point.
#redistricting
#redistricting
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s so demoralizing to live in a state that, 100%, every single time, without question, chooses to do the worst thing in any given decision point.
#redistricting
#redistricting