Caroline-of-the-Cornfields
@ahoycaroline.com
Marketing, writing, dog person, rosé is underrated. Midwestern. Fashion, politics, history, psychology, putting sand in the gears of patriarchy, etc.
I’m going to DC in a month. A year ago, I toured the White House for the first time and it was so special. I feel sick to my stomach seeing it in rubble.
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m going to DC in a month. A year ago, I toured the White House for the first time and it was so special. I feel sick to my stomach seeing it in rubble.
I’m an Old and have a metal ankle, so I’m unreasonably excited that @accuweather.com has added an arthritis forecast!!
Game changer for those of us with joint pain!
Game changer for those of us with joint pain!
September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m an Old and have a metal ankle, so I’m unreasonably excited that @accuweather.com has added an arthritis forecast!!
Game changer for those of us with joint pain!
Game changer for those of us with joint pain!
Ha!! I’m in Indiana and got Judy Blume from a rescue, apparently pulled from death row in TN. We met her in a petsmart parking lot and basically took her home.
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ha!! I’m in Indiana and got Judy Blume from a rescue, apparently pulled from death row in TN. We met her in a petsmart parking lot and basically took her home.
I think it’s possible to enjoy a kinda terrible person giving another terrible person a hard time, without being a fan of anyone involved.
August 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think it’s possible to enjoy a kinda terrible person giving another terrible person a hard time, without being a fan of anyone involved.
Just read this one from our trip the other day… 😳
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just read this one from our trip the other day… 😳
(Not “tweet” but you know)
Jean Smart wig for reference.
Jean Smart wig for reference.
August 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(Not “tweet” but you know)
Jean Smart wig for reference.
Jean Smart wig for reference.
I demand better wigs.
Jean Smart’s are great. Kaitlin Olson looks like she was caught in a downpour!
Jean Smart’s are great. Kaitlin Olson looks like she was caught in a downpour!
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I demand better wigs.
Jean Smart’s are great. Kaitlin Olson looks like she was caught in a downpour!
Jean Smart’s are great. Kaitlin Olson looks like she was caught in a downpour!
Our dog needs a $5,000 surgery for a torn knee ligament 🙃
August 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Our dog needs a $5,000 surgery for a torn knee ligament 🙃
Random- I’m 45yrs old and have bitten my nails my whole life. Adults nagging me, bitter nail stuff, fake nails, years and years of shame, nothing worked. 45 years.
I quit about 6wks ago and can only attribute this to going on #adhd meds. Wild! Had no idea they were connected.
I quit about 6wks ago and can only attribute this to going on #adhd meds. Wild! Had no idea they were connected.
July 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Random- I’m 45yrs old and have bitten my nails my whole life. Adults nagging me, bitter nail stuff, fake nails, years and years of shame, nothing worked. 45 years.
I quit about 6wks ago and can only attribute this to going on #adhd meds. Wild! Had no idea they were connected.
I quit about 6wks ago and can only attribute this to going on #adhd meds. Wild! Had no idea they were connected.
Indiana weather is fun.
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Indiana weather is fun.
This is wild. Tried to contact my senators about the Medicaid cuts. Todd Young- fine. Jim Banks- has removed “Medicaid” and “Medicare” and “Military” from his comment topic list.
June 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is wild. Tried to contact my senators about the Medicaid cuts. Todd Young- fine. Jim Banks- has removed “Medicaid” and “Medicare” and “Military” from his comment topic list.
I’m befriending my local family murder of 6.
June 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m befriending my local family murder of 6.
Went with a pink theme for #IndyPride this year! The crowd was so joyful and it was so good for the soul 🥰
June 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Went with a pink theme for #IndyPride this year! The crowd was so joyful and it was so good for the soul 🥰
My healthy four year old daughter died of a common virus. Zero stars. Do not recommend.
When this starts happening to other people’s sweet babies, and it will, we need to remind everyone who did it.
When this starts happening to other people’s sweet babies, and it will, we need to remind everyone who did it.
June 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My healthy four year old daughter died of a common virus. Zero stars. Do not recommend.
When this starts happening to other people’s sweet babies, and it will, we need to remind everyone who did it.
When this starts happening to other people’s sweet babies, and it will, we need to remind everyone who did it.
I’m befriending mine! The whole family came by last night!
June 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m befriending mine! The whole family came by last night!
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April 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I need design help! Planning to paint the brick a slightly darker shade of the wall gray. How do I add an accent color here (probably a navy blue or emerald green)? Just the bead board behind the shelves? Shelves / mantle too? Something else? (Please disregard all junk on shelves!)
April 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I need design help! Planning to paint the brick a slightly darker shade of the wall gray. How do I add an accent color here (probably a navy blue or emerald green)? Just the bead board behind the shelves? Shelves / mantle too? Something else? (Please disregard all junk on shelves!)
I have a 6:25am alarm called “Guest cat!” that I do not recall any context for. I do not own a cat, and am allergic to them.
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have a 6:25am alarm called “Guest cat!” that I do not recall any context for. I do not own a cat, and am allergic to them.
Caravan of 8 cyber trucks, and yes, they drove exactly the level of a-hole you’d expect.
March 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Caravan of 8 cyber trucks, and yes, they drove exactly the level of a-hole you’d expect.
Not just this week. Every week. They aren’t going to squash us down.
I am a mom and if I see one of you getting squashed down, I will pull this car over.
Now let’s go piss some authoritarians off with too much flare or whatever.
I am a mom and if I see one of you getting squashed down, I will pull this car over.
Now let’s go piss some authoritarians off with too much flare or whatever.
March 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Not just this week. Every week. They aren’t going to squash us down.
I am a mom and if I see one of you getting squashed down, I will pull this car over.
Now let’s go piss some authoritarians off with too much flare or whatever.
I am a mom and if I see one of you getting squashed down, I will pull this car over.
Now let’s go piss some authoritarians off with too much flare or whatever.
Fun update: put your name as “Fuck Doge” and you get this.
February 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fun update: put your name as “Fuck Doge” and you get this.
Help, I need a real Spanish speaker.
I speak decent Spanish and my middle schooler is learning this grammar in school. I have never heard this in my life.
I speak decent Spanish and my middle schooler is learning this grammar in school. I have never heard this in my life.
February 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Help, I need a real Spanish speaker.
I speak decent Spanish and my middle schooler is learning this grammar in school. I have never heard this in my life.
I speak decent Spanish and my middle schooler is learning this grammar in school. I have never heard this in my life.
Is this supposed to make me feel better because no
February 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Is this supposed to make me feel better because no
Okay, weird. I did a solstice thing with some witchy Gen X friends and we drew a tarot card for each month and February was… Wheel of Fortune = KARMA!
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Okay, weird. I did a solstice thing with some witchy Gen X friends and we drew a tarot card for each month and February was… Wheel of Fortune = KARMA!