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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields
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Marketing, writing, dog person, rosé is underrated. Midwestern. Fashion, politics, history, psychology, putting sand in the gears of patriarchy, etc.
Lol. “Breaking: Boomers Sad They Can’t Do or Say WTF They Want at All Times”
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
And you call yourself a patriot!
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m partial to my dad on this one, but do appreciate it was a faux pas 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I find all stuffing meh. He was doing the Lord’s work!
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If looks could kill, yes. DOA.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My mother-in-law, as a pure formality, offered my dad a taste of her stuffing, so that he could praise it & proclaim it perfect.

Oblivious, he said, “Oh yes, that’s good, just needs a tad more oregano, maybe some coriander, a little salt…” and to her horror, proceeded to empty the spice cabinet.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Our 14yo started with the Hozier acoustic cover and I played the original for her. At first, she was slightly scandalized by the aforementioned tension, but now loves it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM