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Huomioikaa, että oikeistopuolueita ei koskaan kiinnosta muu kuin rikkaiden etujen ajaminen. Kaikki muu on pelkkää sananhelinää ja silmänlumetta.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Huomioikaa, että oikeistopuolueita ei koskaan kiinnosta muu kuin rikkaiden etujen ajaminen. Kaikki muu on pelkkää sananhelinää ja silmänlumetta.
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Ehkä toimittajan todella pitäisi tarkastaa nämä AI-tiivistelmät. Toki vielä parempi jos toimittaja itse tekisi ne.
yle.fi/a/74-20194162
yle.fi/a/74-20194162
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Ehkä toimittajan todella pitäisi tarkastaa nämä AI-tiivistelmät. Toki vielä parempi jos toimittaja itse tekisi ne.
yle.fi/a/74-20194162
yle.fi/a/74-20194162
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Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
September 11, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
![Enable chats with Satan [enabled]
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
Opiskelijoiden muroihin kusemisella on pitkät perinteet asumistukien laimentamisen, opintorahan inflaatiokorottamattomuuden ja muun muodossa, ja nykyhallituksen mielestä opiskelijanuoriso on tähän asti päässyt suorastaan helpolla. Lisää runtua vaan, ei Suomi hyvin koulutettuja kansalaisia tarvitse!
Opiskelijat tinkivät terveydenhoidosta ja ruuasta, kertoo kysely
Opiskelijat tinkivät terveydenhoidosta ja ruuasta, kertoo kysely
72 prosenttia opiskelijoista antaa hallituksen heihin vaikuttaville toimille huonon tai erittäin huonon arvosanan.
www.ku.fi
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Opiskelijoiden muroihin kusemisella on pitkät perinteet asumistukien laimentamisen, opintorahan inflaatiokorottamattomuuden ja muun muodossa, ja nykyhallituksen mielestä opiskelijanuoriso on tähän asti päässyt suorastaan helpolla. Lisää runtua vaan, ei Suomi hyvin koulutettuja kansalaisia tarvitse!
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I get it. My grandpa suffered from rotator cuff tears.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I get it. My grandpa suffered from rotator cuff tears.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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My favorite development of this is the excuse that if the board of ethics WERE to follow their current rules, there would be too MANY companies they'd have to divest from.
Capital will stop at nothing to gain more capital. They've spent decades spending the lives of others. Soon it will be yours.
Capital will stop at nothing to gain more capital. They've spent decades spending the lives of others. Soon it will be yours.
Gotta love my Norwegian government voting against Elon's 1 trillion dollar payout since our sovereign wealth fund is invested in Tesla. Gonna keep our stocks tho, also, let's pass legislation to make it harder for the board of ethics to manage that fund when it comes to companies aiding genocides.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My favorite development of this is the excuse that if the board of ethics WERE to follow their current rules, there would be too MANY companies they'd have to divest from.
Capital will stop at nothing to gain more capital. They've spent decades spending the lives of others. Soon it will be yours.
Capital will stop at nothing to gain more capital. They've spent decades spending the lives of others. Soon it will be yours.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
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Gamers appalled to learn that the launch title for Steam's new console, the "Gabe Cube", will not be half life 3, and instead will be a spinoff title "Barney's Mansion"
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gamers appalled to learn that the launch title for Steam's new console, the "Gabe Cube", will not be half life 3, and instead will be a spinoff title "Barney's Mansion"
Barry Beck, Uli Hiemer, Šimon Nemec.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Barry Beck, Uli Hiemer, Šimon Nemec.
Nancy Cartwright is doing an AMA on r/simpsons and the mods are being very nice and not letting anyone ask about her being a scientologist and having used Bart Simpson's voice for promoting the cult.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nancy Cartwright is doing an AMA on r/simpsons and the mods are being very nice and not letting anyone ask about her being a scientologist and having used Bart Simpson's voice for promoting the cult.
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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Everyone is dunking on poor Noah Smith for getting lost and frustrated at Heathrow Airport and blaming him, which is victim-blaming and I am quite disappointed in all of you. Put the blame squarely where it belongs: on whoever failed to pin his name and destination to his sweater-vest.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Everyone is dunking on poor Noah Smith for getting lost and frustrated at Heathrow Airport and blaming him, which is victim-blaming and I am quite disappointed in all of you. Put the blame squarely where it belongs: on whoever failed to pin his name and destination to his sweater-vest.
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Nothing like a proposal for a modest amount of lower-income housing nearby to find out who your neighbors are.
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nothing like a proposal for a modest amount of lower-income housing nearby to find out who your neighbors are.
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King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's not my pal!!
Barker: look everyone it's steve's pal
Poe: that's enough clive
Poe: you're going too far