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Brittiyliopiston testi paljasti: Kissat koiria gfffögkfhjd
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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An image in the style of Zohran Mamdani's "Zohran for New York City" campaign poster, stylised yellow text on a blue background: "SAME, UN for TUNATELY"
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Cuomo's watch party looks like fun.
A 60-something gentleman with slicked back white hair wearing a suit and red tie and what's probably a large Andrew Cuomo sticker on the right lapel of his suit is standing up and facing the camera at the Andrew Cuomo election night watch party. He's yelling at someone or something in the general direction of the live streaming camera and holding a white paper sign in his raised right hand. The sign says "Curtis Sliwa is The Spoiler!" The same gentleman is now facing the stage, showing the back side of his sign. The text on the sign goes roughly like this (it's a low res stream capture unfortunately): "Cuomo = Capitalism! Mamdani = Communism! * Cuomo = 45% [smiley face] Mamdani = 44% Sliwa = 11% *X = @Da[his hand is in the way] 8-9%"
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Infographic showing how people would vote between "Everyone Gets A Puppy" and "Diarrhea Forever". Everyone Gets A Puppy has 50.1% of the votes, Diarrhea Forever has 49.9%.
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Hei @vero.fi, tietääkös teillä joku miksi omavero-palvelu yrittää ladata sälää joltain saatanan ai-bottisaitilta? Ei näytä hyvältä.
Tiukkaan rajattu screenshot uMatrix-selainlaajennuksen popupista, joka kertoo että auki oleva sivu yrittää ladata jotain domainista boost.ai - tarkemmin alidomainista veroskatt.boost.ai
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Sarjakuvapiirros jossa Pikku Myy, Nuuskamuikkunen ja Muumipeikko seisovat rivissä. Kaksi ensinmainittua katsovat Muumipeikkoa, jolla on kädessään puukko ja kasvoillaan tuima ilme. Muumipeikko sanoo "St-stand back Snufkin, I'm beginning to MOOM!" ja Nuuskamuikkunen vastaa "It's moomin' time"
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Tässä mun suunnitelmani jolla nyky-hallituksen veroperseily perutaan ja rikkaimman väestönosan verotus korjataan oikeudenmukaisemmaksi:
Mustavalkoinen piirros giljotiinista.
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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No nyt.
Vierekkäin Suur-Suomen kartta ja sen päälle piirretty Suur-Muumi.
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Mullapas on näin hieno hirviö.
Screenshot of a hunter class player character in world of warcraft. The character is mounted on top of a building on a moose mount. There's a ghost moose hunter pet on the left and right sides of the character, and a small baby moose battle pet standing right next to the character's mount and seemingly looking up at the character.
October 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Terminaattori-elokuvasarjasta tutun tappajarobotin kiiltävän metalliset kylmät, tunteettomat kasvot punaisena hehkuvine silmineen. Pelkällä vilkaisulla näkee, että tältä itseään alempien elinmuotojen sydämettömältä rankaisijalta ei armoa saa mikään eikä kukaan. Kuvan päällä teksti "inhimillisyyttä ja välittämistä" sekä kokoomuksen logo.
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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A hand drawn get well card with an orange cat lying on a table next to a blue flower in a pot. The text on the card has been slightly altered so instead of "better" it reads "HOPE YOU'RE "FELINE" BE ER SOON!"
October 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Who the hell comes up with things like "the way the lights of cities would creep across the world if the whole of human civilization was crammed into one night"?

Sir Pterry, that's who.
There should be a word for words that sound like things would sound like if they made a noise, he thought. The word “glisten” does indeed gleam oilily, and if there was ever a word that sounded exactly the way sparks look as they creep across burned paper, or the way the lights of cities would creep across the world if the whole of human civilization was crammed into one night, then you couldn’t do better than “coruscate.”
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Huonoresoluutioinen kuvakaappaus George Carlinin HBO-spesiaalista "George Carlin: Again!". Kuvassa Carlin on juuri lausunut kädessään pitämäänsä mikrofoniin seitsemän sanaa, joita ei televisiossa saa sanoa. Kuvan alalaidassa näkyy youtuben automaattisesti luoma englanninkielinen tekstitys, josta on osa sanoista sensuroitu: "all I could think of was [ __ ] piss [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and tits" Tekstityksellisen kuvakaappauksen alapuolella on valkoisella pohjalla teksti "George Carlin - 7 Words You Can't Say On TV" - todennäköisesti em. youtube-videon otsikko.
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Ai ku hienoa, Linkedinin kusimursut päätti alkaa syöttää käyttäjiensä dataa johonkin ai-paskakoneeseen ja luonnollisesti tää parhaushieno feature on opt-out. Sentään mailin uskalsivat lähettää mutta on se nyt saatana taas.
Screenshot linkedinin asetuksista: Data for Generative AI Improvement Can LinkedIn use your personal data and content you create on LinkedIn to train generative AI models that create content? Use my data for training content creation AI models [Off/On-kytkin - kuvassa Off, oletuksena On] When this setting is on, LinkedIn can use your data and content to train content-generating AI models that are used in product features. The data we use for this purpose does not include your private messages.
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Jani "kusisaapas" Mäkelä tönöttää vienosti kännisen näköisenä fläppitaulun vieressä ja nojaa toisella kädellään taulun sivuun. Taululle on paskasti paintilla piirretty kaksi samasta pisteestä lähtevää nuolta, jotka muodostavat xy-koordinaatiston sekä origosta noin 45 asteen kulmassa lähtevä nuoli joka näyttää funktion f(x) = x kuvaajalta. Y-akselin yläpuolelle on kynällä raapustettu sanat "VIINAN MÄÄRÄ" ja x-akselin alapuolelle sana "PÄISSÄÄN".
September 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Tumblr post by user natalieironside, dated May 6, 2023: Kojima is a storyteller in the Homeric mode. Let me explain. Pretty much every part of the Iliad goes exactly like this: "War is horrible and pointless. Ambition is bloody and pointless. Glory is the only immortality available to men, but glory is fundamentally incompatible with a happy life. There can't be joy without suffering because the inevitability of death is what gives life meaning. Anyways, glorious and godlike Diomedes, tamer of horses and killer of men was all like 'FUCK YOU!' and he swung his big sword at these guys and he hit them so hard all their blood fell out and their dicks exploded and it was awesome."
September 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Tumblr post by user liminalpolytheist: Oh yeah and one time my Latin professor was at this conference in Greece and his flight was canceled, so he needed to extend his hotel stay by one more night. Except he doesn't speak a lick of modern Greek, and the receptionist couldn't speak English. Or French. Or German. Or Italian. (He tried all of them.) Finally, in a fit of inspiration, he went upstairs and got his copy of Medea in the original Greek (you know, the stuff separated from modern Greek by two and a half thousand years). He found the passage where Medea begs Jason to let her stay for one more day, went downstairs, and read it to the receptionist. She laughed her head off, but she gave him the extra night.
September 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Screenshot of two tumblr posts by user dark-magician-girl-meets-world. 1: "One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable." 2: "It just started working again! This is the best day ever!"
September 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Missä olit 9/11?
A black and white portrait photo of Salvador Allende
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Also a fan of the exchange just before this.
Sham Harga’s coffee was like molten lead, but it had this in its favor: when you’d drunk it, there was this overwhelming feeling of relief that you’d got to the bottom of the cup. “That,” said Vimes, “was a bloody awful cup of coffee, Sham.” “Right,” said Harga. “I mean I’ve drunk a lot of bad coffee in my time but that, that was like having a saw dragged across my tongue. How long’d it been boiling?” “What’s today’s date?” said Harga, cleaning a glass. He was generally cleaning glasses. No one ever found out what happened to the clean ones. “August the fifteenth.” “What year?” Sham Harga smiled, or at least moved various muscles around his mouth. Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
August 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Cropped screenshot of a headline and photo from The Onion: "Darius Kasparaitis Out Three To Four Weeks With Darius Kasparaitis" above a photo of Darius Kasparaitis wearing a New York rangers uniform.
August 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Muistui mieleen vanha Lehti-artikkeli (lehtilehti.fi/2008/12/yk-y...) tästä.
Screenshot satiirisen Lehti-nettijulkaisun artikkelista: YK: Ynnynnyy Kirjoittanut Juhani Urja 29.12.2008 (NEW YORK) YK on tuominnut voimakkaasti Israelin toimet Gazassa. Järjestö on tuoreessa julkilausumassaan muun muassa ilmoittanut, että Israelin tulee välittömästi lopettaa siviileihin kohdistuvat väkivaltaisuudet ”jos sopii, jooko, ei oo pakko”. YK on arvostellut julkilausumassaan eritoten Israelin iskujen suurta uhrimäärää: ”Eipä tässä, ilmoja pidelly, jos tota millään sopisi, niin jos ette pommittais sitä koulua no nyt te kumminkin pommititte, eipä siinä, sattuuhan näitä, mutta jos ei kumminkaan siviilejä kohti no nyt te ammuitte siviilejä kohti, ette viittis enää, no nyt te ammuitte taas siviilejä kohti, me tästä lähdetäänkin että teillä se tuntuu olevan tässä homma hallussa, että kunhan nyt ette unohda, mitä on puhuttu.” ”Anteeksi, että häirittiin”, alleviivasi pääsihteeri Ban Ki-Moon YK:n kantaa tiedotustilaisuudessa alkuillasta.
July 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Löytyipä kuva-arkistosta tämmönen postaus jonka redditin jostain eurosubista (iirc) muinoin bongasin, kuvassa vastaus kysymykseen "kumpi puoli näkkileivästä on se voideltava?"
Varoitus: sisältää swengelskaa.
If you come from a hederlig arbetarfamilj you use the first side because smör doesn't grow on trees and that shit costs pengar but if you're raised with borgarsvin you're most likely used to wasting everything and being allmänt otacksam and then you can freely use the wrong side of the knäckebröd to fill all the holes with extra smör and din RUT-anställda will magically fylla på kylen so you won't know the difference.
June 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Old bird yells at cloud (ebird.org/species/slab...)
Photograph of a Sladen's Barbet yelling at something out of frame.
May 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Totisesti viisautta on siellä.
Spoofatussa memritv-screenshotissa Mike Stoklasa ja Rich Evans. Stoklasa puhuu ja tekstityslaatikossa lukee "Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite."
May 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM