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Anna Jones
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Creative Director, opinion holder
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As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES
July 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I can’t believe anyone traveled to Washington DC to watch the military parade down the street when Trump already promised to send Marines to any town that so much as accepts a foreign exchange student. I mean do you trust the guy or not?
June 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want to be the journalist who is on the luxury fitness bath products beat.
May 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Most political commentators are too polite to say this, but Trump won because of his appeal to the most important voting bloc: morons. If the Democrats want to win again the answer isn’t becoming more left or more right, it’s coming up with dumb policies that morons like
May 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
May 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
How many times can a President receive emoluments without congressional approval before it breaches this propriety?
Strains bounds of propriety?

Strains…bounds…of…proprietary?

Am I having a stroke?

What is happening?
May 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I try to live a life where I don’t have to publicly deny murdering the Pope, but to each their own.
April 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something
April 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The head of our country’s government is in the early stages of consolidating total power. We must of course reject this, but that is not enough. We have to respond by creating a different and better kind of American politics than we have seen before.
April 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Please repeat over and over:

“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”

—Gov. JB Pritzker
April 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I definitely didn’t buy any luxury handbags because they were actually made in China. Not because they were prohibitively expensive. Definitely not because I’m poor.
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Who could’ve ever foresaw except all the people who did and got arrested for doing so
April 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It (was never) the economy, stupid.
April 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Someone should make a film about a mad king, say in the late 18th century, whose arbitrary rule and foolish decision-making inspired people in one of his colonies to create a political system in which power would be distributed more widely so as to avoid the harms of such mercurial policy making.
In 3 sessions, S&P 500 futures have plunged about 15%. Legit market crash
April 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My lack of understanding why Jelly Roll is so popular is directly tied to my ability to underestimate republican performance in national elections.
I am hearing my first Jelly Roll song, and because I'm growing as a person: it seems like music for other people
April 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Here he is today, deeply concerned about economic hardship caused by his tariff scheme.
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Democrats could win midterms with the simple phrase “Trump took Mario from us.”
April 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Republicans went nuts and accused Biden of tyranny when he tried to cancel student debt.

Right now, their guy just imposed the biggest tax rise on Americans in modern history by fiat, unilaterally, with no congressional or judicial approval.
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM