abbytron
@abbytron.bsky.social
fighting a long battle against my nemesis, the sun
Weird, my matcha was supposed to get here today but I guess it saw Seattle and decided to bail.
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Weird, my matcha was supposed to get here today but I guess it saw Seattle and decided to bail.
Me, all day to my gen Z coworker: Have you ever seen the movie (insert movie title here)?
Gen Z coworker: No.
Me: *proceeds to give detailed summary of the movie as well as my personal thoughts*
Gen Z coworker: Sounds cool, I'll check it out (never checks it out)
Gen Z coworker: No.
Me: *proceeds to give detailed summary of the movie as well as my personal thoughts*
Gen Z coworker: Sounds cool, I'll check it out (never checks it out)
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Me, all day to my gen Z coworker: Have you ever seen the movie (insert movie title here)?
Gen Z coworker: No.
Me: *proceeds to give detailed summary of the movie as well as my personal thoughts*
Gen Z coworker: Sounds cool, I'll check it out (never checks it out)
Gen Z coworker: No.
Me: *proceeds to give detailed summary of the movie as well as my personal thoughts*
Gen Z coworker: Sounds cool, I'll check it out (never checks it out)
You know, people always like to tell me I look like I'm still in my 20s (I don't) but I think saying things like "What kind of soup would you like to have at a party?" clear up any confusion.
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You know, people always like to tell me I look like I'm still in my 20s (I don't) but I think saying things like "What kind of soup would you like to have at a party?" clear up any confusion.
Same
I’m conducting a 30 year experiment to see what happens if you never get a good night’s sleep
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Same
Really not loving this trend of books set in the 1990s described as "historical fiction." That was literally only 10 years ago.
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Really not loving this trend of books set in the 1990s described as "historical fiction." That was literally only 10 years ago.
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I am more likely to place faith in an academic's teachings if they have a really fucked-up hairstyle. To me, that says you're so invested in your subject, you don't even have time for personal grooming.
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I am more likely to place faith in an academic's teachings if they have a really fucked-up hairstyle. To me, that says you're so invested in your subject, you don't even have time for personal grooming.
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I really feel like the midcentury medieval vibes of the next Perils & Princesses adventure are locked in. Just a delightful twist on a high fantasy TTRPG adventure. www.kickstarter.com/projects/out...
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I really feel like the midcentury medieval vibes of the next Perils & Princesses adventure are locked in. Just a delightful twist on a high fantasy TTRPG adventure. www.kickstarter.com/projects/out...
100%
Left-handed people live in a perpetual twilight of incompetence because when you actually hand us something designed for us, we can’t work it, because we’ve spent decades perfecting our bizarre patchwork method of using right-handed devices.
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
100%
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It’s a great time to be alive if you’re a piece of shit who hates consequences
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It’s a great time to be alive if you’re a piece of shit who hates consequences
Friends
Marriage
Penis
Marriage
Penis
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Friends
Marriage
Penis
Marriage
Penis
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
Sometimes you don't really know what you're in the mood for but then you find a movie called Trucks and realize you're in the mood to watch Trucks.
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sometimes you don't really know what you're in the mood for but then you find a movie called Trucks and realize you're in the mood to watch Trucks.
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Buy the new Rivulets single “Came” here: rivulets.bandcamp.com @rivulets.net
October 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Buy the new Rivulets single “Came” here: rivulets.bandcamp.com @rivulets.net
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Oh man. Started to float into the air and honestly thought I'd got Raptured but I'd just smelled a cartoon pie on a windowsill.
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Oh man. Started to float into the air and honestly thought I'd got Raptured but I'd just smelled a cartoon pie on a windowsill.
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David Letterman on his career mocking presidents: “Beating up on these people, rightly or wrongly, accurately or perhaps inaccurately, in the name of comedy—not once were we squeezed by anyone from any governmental agency, let alone the dreaded FCC.”
Watch more: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p
Watch more: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p
September 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
David Letterman on his career mocking presidents: “Beating up on these people, rightly or wrongly, accurately or perhaps inaccurately, in the name of comedy—not once were we squeezed by anyone from any governmental agency, let alone the dreaded FCC.”
Watch more: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p
Watch more: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p
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There was a lot of this when that movie came out. The one I heard most was “would sleep with Redford for a million dollars” and the answer was “if I had the money, yes”
I read someplace that when INDECENT PROPOSAL came out a TV reporter, outraged at the concept, did some vox pops outside the theater, asking a woman "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?!" Only the woman without hesitation replied "I'd sleep with Robert Redford for fifty cents."
September 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There was a lot of this when that movie came out. The one I heard most was “would sleep with Redford for a million dollars” and the answer was “if I had the money, yes”
My #1 favorite episode. 💔
Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My #1 favorite episode. 💔
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This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
I haven’t seen one news channel show a clip of him speaking in the last 4 hours
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did