Aaron Incognito
@aaronincognito.bsky.social
union troublemaker
one day I'll write a post with no typos, but it won't be toady
one day I'll write a post with no typos, but it won't be toady
Simpsons did it
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Simpsons did it
I kinda feel for Bish here. Simeon makes a bunch of impossible promises (which Nat voters loved), and then Bish has to follow him and deal with it
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I kinda feel for Bish here. Simeon makes a bunch of impossible promises (which Nat voters loved), and then Bish has to follow him and deal with it
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
Give us the full speech! We want all the jokes
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Give us the full speech! We want all the jokes
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New from me: Just eight of the Government's 17 Roads of National Significance have already seen costs blow out by $5.1 billion - before any shovels are even in the ground.
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
$5b-plus blowout for eight Roads of National Significance
The Government's 17 Roads of National Significance will cost it at least $44 billion – enough to rebuild Dunedin Hospital 23 times over. Marc Daalder reports.
newsroom.co.nz
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
New from me: Just eight of the Government's 17 Roads of National Significance have already seen costs blow out by $5.1 billion - before any shovels are even in the ground.
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
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Shout out to Marc who from memory was about the only reporter I saw hammering this point back in 2023
New from me: Just eight of the Government's 17 Roads of National Significance have already seen costs blow out by $5.1 billion - before any shovels are even in the ground.
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...
$5b-plus blowout for eight Roads of National Significance
The Government's 17 Roads of National Significance will cost it at least $44 billion – enough to rebuild Dunedin Hospital 23 times over. Marc Daalder reports.
newsroom.co.nz
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shout out to Marc who from memory was about the only reporter I saw hammering this point back in 2023
I don’t think Labour need sixes though? They just need to keep turning over singles and not lose too many wickets
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I don’t think Labour need sixes though? They just need to keep turning over singles and not lose too many wickets
It’s also looks like a nice wedge to pry Winston away from National
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s also looks like a nice wedge to pry Winston away from National
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October 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
June 29, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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So I guess Rimmer is dictating our foreign policy as well as our domestic policy.
If we want to change this, we need to change the regime.
If we want to change this, we need to change the regime.
September 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So I guess Rimmer is dictating our foreign policy as well as our domestic policy.
If we want to change this, we need to change the regime.
If we want to change this, we need to change the regime.
Siri, how much do politicians get paid to be pro-Israel
September 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Siri, how much do politicians get paid to be pro-Israel
I muted the words Elon Twitter and Tesla. And I still see this boring-ass discussion. People can go back to Twitter if they want, who gives a shit
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I muted the words Elon Twitter and Tesla. And I still see this boring-ass discussion. People can go back to Twitter if they want, who gives a shit
Who created this? This is great. Please tell me it wasn’t a bot
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Who created this? This is great. Please tell me it wasn’t a bot
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charlie kirk is MLK. camera is hamas. chair is astronaut. baby is stove. yawn is owl.
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
charlie kirk is MLK. camera is hamas. chair is astronaut. baby is stove. yawn is owl.
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on the one hand, this sounds like it won't raise enough money for them to fund meaningful tax relief for the people struggling the most with the cost of living, but on the other it will be ruthlessly attacked and exploited by their political opponents
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
on the one hand, this sounds like it won't raise enough money for them to fund meaningful tax relief for the people struggling the most with the cost of living, but on the other it will be ruthlessly attacked and exploited by their political opponents
Don’t watch the Charlie Kirk video. That’s my advice.
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don’t watch the Charlie Kirk video. That’s my advice.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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For an opening paragraph this is powerful back stabby energy, of course Hooton as ever is working for Act's interests and his own and yet lol
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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People were tougher too, probably from all the black mould we were inhaling
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
People were tougher too, probably from all the black mould we were inhaling
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kind of nostalgic for the days when garner or gower would be leading on 3 news talking about how this poll is a bazooka hitting the national party and then chasing some poor innocent backbencher down a stairwell
September 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
kind of nostalgic for the days when garner or gower would be leading on 3 news talking about how this poll is a bazooka hitting the national party and then chasing some poor innocent backbencher down a stairwell
See? Who needs to fix any problems. Let’s just revel in this feeling. We can have it again too - we just need to stop these cycle lanes
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
See? Who needs to fix any problems. Let’s just revel in this feeling. We can have it again too - we just need to stop these cycle lanes