David Cormack
@davidcormack.bsky.social
PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.
He/Him
He/Him
The more I think about it, if we *must* have a parliament, then a Māori Upper House would be a good shout. That would be actual te Tiriti Partnership.
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The more I think about it, if we *must* have a parliament, then a Māori Upper House would be a good shout. That would be actual te Tiriti Partnership.
Jfc it's the razor blades in the joints of the hydroslide urban myth come true.
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Jfc it's the razor blades in the joints of the hydroslide urban myth come true.
Everything's kind of shit. But this is still nice.
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Everything's kind of shit. But this is still nice.
it's the same picture etc
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 AM
it's the same picture etc
love it when wage growth being subdued is "favourable conditions"
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 AM
love it when wage growth being subdued is "favourable conditions"
One must assume that someone who uses slurs as freely as Winston does, knows full well what globalist is used for.
Jfc.
Jfc.
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
One must assume that someone who uses slurs as freely as Winston does, knows full well what globalist is used for.
Jfc.
Jfc.
No you don't understand, Trump asked who was "bored of peace?"
January 21, 2026 at 10:06 AM
No you don't understand, Trump asked who was "bored of peace?"
Fix it from who? The fuck have you been doing the last 3 years, you festering cyst of a government?
January 21, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Fix it from who? The fuck have you been doing the last 3 years, you festering cyst of a government?
I'm not sure job creation is the winning idea eh. Like, most folk have jobs. And we only want one.
Given us the means to afford life. Whether that's jobs, wages, regulation, benefit increases, whatever.
Give us a better life.
Given us the means to afford life. Whether that's jobs, wages, regulation, benefit increases, whatever.
Give us a better life.
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I'm not sure job creation is the winning idea eh. Like, most folk have jobs. And we only want one.
Given us the means to afford life. Whether that's jobs, wages, regulation, benefit increases, whatever.
Give us a better life.
Given us the means to afford life. Whether that's jobs, wages, regulation, benefit increases, whatever.
Give us a better life.
Bold to assume anyone was.
He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.
He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Bold to assume anyone was.
He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.
He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.
Haven't seen Luxo's speech, assume the tldr is:
- crime bad, but we done good on it.
- National deserves credit for global and economic improvements it had no control over, while ordinary people still can’t afford life
- selling me austerity under the code name "responsibility"?
- crime bad, but we done good on it.
- National deserves credit for global and economic improvements it had no control over, while ordinary people still can’t afford life
- selling me austerity under the code name "responsibility"?
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Haven't seen Luxo's speech, assume the tldr is:
- crime bad, but we done good on it.
- National deserves credit for global and economic improvements it had no control over, while ordinary people still can’t afford life
- selling me austerity under the code name "responsibility"?
- crime bad, but we done good on it.
- National deserves credit for global and economic improvements it had no control over, while ordinary people still can’t afford life
- selling me austerity under the code name "responsibility"?
Reposted by David Cormack
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.
So if business confidence is high, doesn't that mean it's cos we currently shit and to quote Brian Cox, things can only get better?
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
So if business confidence is high, doesn't that mean it's cos we currently shit and to quote Brian Cox, things can only get better?
This was the video I found when I was a sad boi that reminded me fun things were possible.
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vt.tiktok.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This was the video I found when I was a sad boi that reminded me fun things were possible.
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 AM
if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.
Tiktok pulled my butchering of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee for copyright, and I spent a lot of time practising to get those notes wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Tiktok pulled my butchering of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee for copyright, and I spent a lot of time practising to get those notes wrong.
launched my tiktok career today. look forward to either zero views, or a lot of a bus.
social media is fun!
social media is fun!
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
launched my tiktok career today. look forward to either zero views, or a lot of a bus.
social media is fun!
social media is fun!
Normal news headline
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Normal news headline
That fifa peace medal sure seems shaky
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
That fifa peace medal sure seems shaky
I think my biggest impact on the internet is either Jamie whyte being cool with incest.
Or the jizz couch.
Or the jizz couch.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think my biggest impact on the internet is either Jamie whyte being cool with incest.
Or the jizz couch.
Or the jizz couch.
I survived till 25, now I'm aiming for more dicks in 26
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I survived till 25, now I'm aiming for more dicks in 26
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Here, at time of writing (first minutes of 2026) is what I understand to be the case about the Manage My Health data breach. I am writing this out as a what I know and why (and don't know) as of now to help anyone trying to explain this to others.
This is a data breach with stolen patient data.
This is a data breach with stolen patient data.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Reposted by David Cormack
Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge