David Cormack
@davidcormack.bsky.social
PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.
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Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge
Whomever did the Harvey Norman car park on Tory St had clearly never driven, or even seen, a car before.
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whomever did the Harvey Norman car park on Tory St had clearly never driven, or even seen, a car before.
some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872
this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
well i guess im never going back to the US.
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
US plans to order foreign tourists, including Australians, Kiwis, to disclose social media histories
The US government is ramping up curbs on entering the country.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
well i guess im never going back to the US.
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
the singing will continue until morale plummets
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the singing will continue until morale plummets
Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
i get the populist appeal of a rates cap, but surely that inevitably leads to user-pays?
#FeelsBumBro
#FeelsBumBro
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i get the populist appeal of a rates cap, but surely that inevitably leads to user-pays?
#FeelsBumBro
#FeelsBumBro
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Riding that Trump surf to victory | David Cormack
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November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
for our engagement party, Kim and I wanted cheerios. People tried to talk us out of it. People went and fucked right off. We had cheerios. People fucking love cheerios. Sorry people who don't eat misc processed meat.
Also don't call them little boys.
Also don't call them little boys.
as a non drinker hosting a friend, this is what you lushes want innit?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
for our engagement party, Kim and I wanted cheerios. People tried to talk us out of it. People went and fucked right off. We had cheerios. People fucking love cheerios. Sorry people who don't eat misc processed meat.
Also don't call them little boys.
Also don't call them little boys.
as a non drinker hosting a friend, this is what you lushes want innit?
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
as a non drinker hosting a friend, this is what you lushes want innit?
is every relationship made up of one person who inexplicably cannot stack a dishwasher and one who is unnecessarily anal about it?
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
is every relationship made up of one person who inexplicably cannot stack a dishwasher and one who is unnecessarily anal about it?
highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it
today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
tweets that aged like wine
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
tweets that aged like wine
have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me.
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me.
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.
baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk
Hope I'm right. Suspect nyt isn't an edgelord like me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Hope I'm right. Suspect nyt isn't an edgelord like me.
Greta wrote this song in her music lesson yesterday.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Greta wrote this song in her music lesson yesterday.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
Somewhere out in tumblr, there is a slash fic writer devastated that they've lost their bit.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Somewhere out in tumblr, there is a slash fic writer devastated that they've lost their bit.
got all flustered by the police force insisting Jevan McSkimming fuckery was a few bad apples, and definitely not a system issue.
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...
They walked by a standard, they accepted it, they are it | David Cormack
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November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
got all flustered by the police force insisting Jevan McSkimming fuckery was a few bad apples, and definitely not a system issue.
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...