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David Cormack
@davidcormack.bsky.social
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PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.

He/Him
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Goddamn it dog.
Dog is MOIST
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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How it's going...
It's my dog again. Sodden.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Dog park next to creek.

How it started...
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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99 nights... My body... Truly the most beautiful suicide (alpha wolf attack)
Overhead still of my character in 99 nights in the forest. Lying dead on a wooden floor of a cabin, dressed in a tutu. With the word "dead" across my torso. And the haunting spectre of a very large pumpkin near my outstretched hand.
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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It's giving
Christopher Luxon thinking of how much of an extrovert he is
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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For this guy.
Luxon kumfasa
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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im actually almost beginning to enioy the insane self aggrandisement
Luxon thinks we're lucky to have him, as being an extrovert means he built good relationships at apec
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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what if... hear me out... we made uni free AND did the cgt?
Facebook post from National saying that "your" investment flat helping pay your kids' uni costs will be taxed by cgt.
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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tonight matthew, im a deadBeat dad
It's me. For Halloween, I'm a dead Beat dad. Cos I have what looks like broken Beats by Dre on, and I'm a dad. DEAD BEAT DAD.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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whenever I have a rough few days mentally, I can't face tiktok for some reason

And then this happens
my fave tiktok pal has sent me 27 tiktoks I have not watched
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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it's cool that the US has just biffed metaphors out the window and are now just living it
A photo of the east wing of the White House which has been demoed
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Tough choice
A tiktok notification asking if I am interested or not interested in Shane Jones' tiktok account
October 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I didn't last long at the Greens, but while I was there I got to have fun working with. @misswhanau.bsky.social
2015, the Greens announce that if in govt, their cabinet would be at least 50% women. John Key said it was rubbish and he appointed on merit. Next day posts a photo of his inner circle in a lounge. Which was him, Bill English, Murray McCully, Steven Joyce, and Gerry Brownlee. Tory, as digital director puts up a post saying Key's version of merit is... Men. if you photoshopped the men out, she said, you'd have a lounge.
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Still furious about this
Sean Bean's birth name was fucking SHAUN. It's not seen been or shorn born at all.
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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with the exception of JA and Jones, these names feel like the future of some of the parties in parliament
Clip from 1News article highlighting the MPs who featured, just, in preferred pm poll. Includes Erica Stanford, Kieran McAnulty and Hana Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke
October 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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after willis blamed voters for the gdp contraction, luxon now blaming voters for being disinterested in local politics.

i am once again asking to have a government that doesn't despise and belittle us.
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I guess this date will now live in infamy
Nash got chucked off a US trade trip for being a fuck wit (he was a fuck wit when he was selected to go too). This happened on 9/11
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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such evocative patriotic imagery
A snippet of my Patreon article about making lethal weapons in NZ: "Imagine watching footage of an Israeli bomb strike on a hospital and spotting a ‘NEW ZEALAND MADE’ Kiwi on the casing. Seeing a missile fired into a refugee camp with "KIA KAHA" emblazoned on the side? Ah. The tears would well with pride. That will be the day I know New Zealand is truly a country punching above its weight, when we contribute to the killing of innocents by another country punching below its."
October 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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And asking
Me asking how giving rich people money via tax cuts is a good incentive, but taking money from welfare recipients is also a good incentive yet again Me asking how giving rich people money via tax cuts is a good incentive, but taking money from welfare recipients is also a good incentive yet again, again. Me asking how giving rich people money via tax cuts is a good incentive, but taking money from welfare recipients is also a good incentive yet again, one more time.
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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And asking
Me asking how giving rich people money via tax cuts is a good incentive, but taking money from welfare recipients is also a good incentive. Again.
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I am once again asking
Me asking how giving rich people money via tax cuts is a good incentive, but taking money from welfare recipients is also a good incentive
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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god help me. this is just cruelty. these are human beings, you monsters.
'The world doesn’t owe you a living’: PM says 4300 teens will lose Jobseeker benefit next year
October 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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What the ever loving fuck are they doing to new zealand
The Defence Minister wants to see New Zealand develop lethal weapons for international export through the help of tech companies.
October 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I miss this luxon
Headline from December 2024: Christopher Luxon says Israel’s PM Benjamin Netanyahu would be arrested if he came to NZ
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Unbelievable cowardice.
October 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM