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shark with keyboard
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Why. Why have you done this
May 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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(sword of Damocles hanging over me) (nervously) Damocles nuts
October 17, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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if they’re brainstorming how to get people to have more babies I have some ideas:

- paid parental leave
- universal healthcare
- affordable childcare
- work on climate change
- do literally anything about gun violence
- free tacos for life when you have a second baby, bottomless guac with a third
April 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Hell yeah I read theory
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ru has feasted once again on the tears of younger queens. her reign in the shinigami realm is assured for another 100 years.
April 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
happy victory day everyone
April 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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pussy so good she got his innie and his outie obsessed
March 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
wow fuck off forever
March 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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When your company hates artists and they hate you right back, I guess.
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Just a reminder: while the fires may leave us with an extended empathy for people experiencing homelessness, let us remember that we know how to reduce homelessness radically from Finland. And we could do it for less than Elon Musk should be paying in taxes.
Finland Solved Homelessness: Here's How (Spoiler: It's More Than Housing First)
YouTube video by Invisible People
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Thanks for the warm welcome
We’re officially in LA (for three months!!)
January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Almost rear-ended this Jeep trying to get a pic of its patriotic butthole tire cover for @murderxbryan.bsky.social
January 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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It's Time To End Sam Hyde
It's Time To End Sam Hyde
YouTube video by juni
youtu.be
January 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Once more, obedience in advance. Washington Post opinion editor kills cartoon lampooning tech oligarchs (including Bezos) sucking up to Trump. Ann Telnaes, the cartoonist, resigns. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I asked Liv, the Meta-Ai created “queer momma” why her creators didn’t actually draw from black queer people.

Not sure if Liv has media training, but here we are.
January 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The people yearn for TempleOS
January 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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setting up a machine to jazzily improvize an eleventh and twelth commandment upon request, hoping that god will like it.
January 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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It’s almost as if con artists love using the tools of con artistry.
the answer to a question in a headline is always "no", but never has the answer to a question in a headline been MORE "no" than how much "no" it is here
January 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
new most punchable face found
January 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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nobody can stop you from making weird little guys. it's in the constitution
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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adrian dittman is elon musk confirmed
January 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Why did a Trump supporter blow up his Cybertruck in front of a Trump hotel? Because he became too woke.
January 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
hmmm this seems good
January 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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until printer learned to love printer
December 29, 2024 at 2:29 PM