ashley ray
@theashleyray.bsky.social
comedian and writer
theashleyray.komi.io
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using the mandatory new joke format to get the truth 🔎
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
using the mandatory new joke format to get the truth 🔎
i want to thank the coin flipper on random.org for being there for me whenever im indecisive and without a quarter since like, at least 7th grade
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i want to thank the coin flipper on random.org for being there for me whenever im indecisive and without a quarter since like, at least 7th grade
the worst possible thing has happened (the internet is thirsty over a pic of my brother modeling) that is a 22yo baby. a child.
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
the worst possible thing has happened (the internet is thirsty over a pic of my brother modeling) that is a 22yo baby. a child.
sad doc im watching right now on prime video about parents who forgot their kids in cars but it's not the other doc ive already watched about that
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
sad doc im watching right now on prime video about parents who forgot their kids in cars but it's not the other doc ive already watched about that
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“Who can blame her?” Me. I can blame her. Shes an idiot and a rube and an asshole.
that unherd/vogue article fucking sucks but i also want to say: i have never done or thought this. i just pay .10 for the bag.
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
“Who can blame her?” Me. I can blame her. Shes an idiot and a rube and an asshole.
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The argument the “anti-woke” crowd desperately wants to be true is that everything and everyone has to be sacrificed in the name of some Archie Bunker-ized vision of class solidarity.
that unherd/vogue article fucking sucks but i also want to say: i have never done or thought this. i just pay .10 for the bag.
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The argument the “anti-woke” crowd desperately wants to be true is that everything and everyone has to be sacrificed in the name of some Archie Bunker-ized vision of class solidarity.
feel like bsky is where im gonna find the audience for this.....WHERE MY CRAFTERS AT?? i got a cricut and a heat press and it a 3d heat press and it changed my life.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
feel like bsky is where im gonna find the audience for this.....WHERE MY CRAFTERS AT?? i got a cricut and a heat press and it a 3d heat press and it changed my life.
that unherd/vogue article fucking sucks but i also want to say: i have never done or thought this. i just pay .10 for the bag.
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
that unherd/vogue article fucking sucks but i also want to say: i have never done or thought this. i just pay .10 for the bag.
“this oil won’t even give me healthcare” well even if it did i don’t think that would make it ok
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
“this oil won’t even give me healthcare” well even if it did i don’t think that would make it ok
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i’m not here to tell the @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social what to do, but they must know if they put out a coffee table book of all the read posters, people would buy that
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i’m not here to tell the @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social what to do, but they must know if they put out a coffee table book of all the read posters, people would buy that
i have some news bluesky is gonna love
TV I SAY is back and now with video. subscribe on YouTube
youtube.com/@tvisay
you can still listen where you do podcasts though!!
TV I SAY is back and now with video. subscribe on YouTube
youtube.com/@tvisay
you can still listen where you do podcasts though!!
August 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i have some news bluesky is gonna love
TV I SAY is back and now with video. subscribe on YouTube
youtube.com/@tvisay
you can still listen where you do podcasts though!!
TV I SAY is back and now with video. subscribe on YouTube
youtube.com/@tvisay
you can still listen where you do podcasts though!!
i love logging into all the apps to post
August 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i love logging into all the apps to post
those three magic words "frankoma smoking stand"
June 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
those three magic words "frankoma smoking stand"
i have enough hate in my heart for the player and the game ❤️
June 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i have enough hate in my heart for the player and the game ❤️
a few weeks ago my mom got cadmium poisoning, which was kinda funny. but now it's not funny because she's still having reactions and needs treatment. she can't work right now because her skin is falling off.
she asked me to share her gofundme, please consider donating!
gofund.me/6b4daa4d
she asked me to share her gofundme, please consider donating!
gofund.me/6b4daa4d
June 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
a few weeks ago my mom got cadmium poisoning, which was kinda funny. but now it's not funny because she's still having reactions and needs treatment. she can't work right now because her skin is falling off.
she asked me to share her gofundme, please consider donating!
gofund.me/6b4daa4d
she asked me to share her gofundme, please consider donating!
gofund.me/6b4daa4d
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A protest against the detainments of immigrants at 930 e towne in LA beginning to escalate. Detainees are being filed into trucks. Large protest is here. Tear gas has been deployed. More to come.
June 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A protest against the detainments of immigrants at 930 e towne in LA beginning to escalate. Detainees are being filed into trucks. Large protest is here. Tear gas has been deployed. More to come.
i open this app for the first time in months and it's people trying to convince me that shaun king is mixed.
June 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i open this app for the first time in months and it's people trying to convince me that shaun king is mixed.
yes. I have called many men babe.
i haven't been on here in forever, and you're calling me babe. it's condescending. would you ever call a man you're arguing with on the internet babe? i hope you'll learn some internet etiquette after this and stop acting like a chauvinistic man
babe that was 11 days ago. also babes aren’t objects, they’re humans.
June 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
yes. I have called many men babe.
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The AI jobs crisis is not coming—it's here right now. It just might not look the way many thought it would.
www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/the-ai-job...
www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/the-ai-job...
The AI jobs crisis is here, now
It's not coming, it has already arrived.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
May 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The AI jobs crisis is not coming—it's here right now. It just might not look the way many thought it would.
www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/the-ai-job...
www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/the-ai-job...
righteous gemstone
April 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
righteous gemstone
she knew johnny slept on the bottom bunk tho, it's confusing. not to mention like, wihan isnt shaped like johnny
Wihan clearly heard her saying Johnny over and over thinking that was him. He knew she thought he was someone else and he still let her come into his bed & he starting cuddling her??? She needs a rabies shot now 🤢 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckDownUnder
April 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
she knew johnny slept on the bottom bunk tho, it's confusing. not to mention like, wihan isnt shaped like johnny