Dang. Where's Oldsky when you need it
Bluesky is a dating app in that if you’re on Bluesky you’re between 35 and 44 years old.
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Dang. Where's Oldsky when you need it
Aging is discovering a 2 inch long hair growing out of your ear
Maturing is not caring enough to pluck it
#aging #gettingolder #oldmanthoughts #oldsky
Maturing is not caring enough to pluck it
#aging #gettingolder #oldmanthoughts #oldsky
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Aging is discovering a 2 inch long hair growing out of your ear
Maturing is not caring enough to pluck it
#aging #gettingolder #oldmanthoughts #oldsky
Maturing is not caring enough to pluck it
#aging #gettingolder #oldmanthoughts #oldsky
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Booktober No. 28
I'm currently writing my #master's #degree in #theology about #religion in #ancient #Egypt. I've been working most on #Alexandria so far.
#Booktober #booksky #thesis #history #bibel #oldsky #ancientsky
I'm currently writing my #master's #degree in #theology about #religion in #ancient #Egypt. I've been working most on #Alexandria so far.
#Booktober #booksky #thesis #history #bibel #oldsky #ancientsky
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Booktober No. 28
I'm currently writing my #master's #degree in #theology about #religion in #ancient #Egypt. I've been working most on #Alexandria so far.
#Booktober #booksky #thesis #history #bibel #oldsky #ancientsky
I'm currently writing my #master's #degree in #theology about #religion in #ancient #Egypt. I've been working most on #Alexandria so far.
#Booktober #booksky #thesis #history #bibel #oldsky #ancientsky
Matriculating to Oldsky, Congrats!
October 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Matriculating to Oldsky, Congrats!
Jay somehow has a combination of all three variants of posters madness
She's an Oldsky who acts like hot shit, she has recently started posting more and is upset that she doesn't get more respect, AND she's acting like a Nov 2024 user with her tolerance of conservatives
She's an Oldsky who acts like hot shit, she has recently started posting more and is upset that she doesn't get more respect, AND she's acting like a Nov 2024 user with her tolerance of conservatives
I think that we now have 3 variants of posters madness
Type 1 Oldsky Madness, Type 2 Newsky Madness, and now the November 2024 variant
We now have people who left Twitter after the election and proceeded to follow 4 follow and attack everyone on this website to make it like Twitter.
Type 1 Oldsky Madness, Type 2 Newsky Madness, and now the November 2024 variant
We now have people who left Twitter after the election and proceeded to follow 4 follow and attack everyone on this website to make it like Twitter.
I think at this point we can have 2 types of diagnoses for posters madness
Type 1 Posters madness is when oldskies get clout poisoned and develop a god complex
Type 2 Posters madness is when newskies feel cheated by their lack of immediate followers and they suffer severe clout deprivation
Type 1 Posters madness is when oldskies get clout poisoned and develop a god complex
Type 2 Posters madness is when newskies feel cheated by their lack of immediate followers and they suffer severe clout deprivation
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Jay somehow has a combination of all three variants of posters madness
She's an Oldsky who acts like hot shit, she has recently started posting more and is upset that she doesn't get more respect, AND she's acting like a Nov 2024 user with her tolerance of conservatives
She's an Oldsky who acts like hot shit, she has recently started posting more and is upset that she doesn't get more respect, AND she's acting like a Nov 2024 user with her tolerance of conservatives
I walked the oldsky, I gazed upon the beans of fornication, I felt the hellfire in thread
September 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I walked the oldsky, I gazed upon the beans of fornication, I felt the hellfire in thread
Much like the Oldsky legacy of Alf-hog, I believe folks were casually Star Wars shitposting asking for the Watto prequel, then some inspired artists got involved and hence: Sexy Watto. A natural emergence of inspired shitposting?
August 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Much like the Oldsky legacy of Alf-hog, I believe folks were casually Star Wars shitposting asking for the Watto prequel, then some inspired artists got involved and hence: Sexy Watto. A natural emergence of inspired shitposting?
Pretty sure posting about the Firesign Theatre places me squarely in the "Oldsky" portion of Bluesky.
Well, that and still doing a comic book blog.
Well, that and still doing a comic book blog.
August 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Pretty sure posting about the Firesign Theatre places me squarely in the "Oldsky" portion of Bluesky.
Well, that and still doing a comic book blog.
Well, that and still doing a comic book blog.
Our four… no… Amongst our posters… are such elements as oldsky, newsky… I’ll come in again.
a man in a suit is standing next to a woman in a purple dress who is sitting in a chair
Alt: Monty Python’s Spanish Inquisition sketch
media.tenor.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Our four… no… Amongst our posters… are such elements as oldsky, newsky… I’ll come in again.
I think that we now have 3 variants of posters madness
Type 1 Oldsky Madness, Type 2 Newsky Madness, and now the November 2024 variant
We now have people who left Twitter after the election and proceeded to follow 4 follow and attack everyone on this website to make it like Twitter.
Type 1 Oldsky Madness, Type 2 Newsky Madness, and now the November 2024 variant
We now have people who left Twitter after the election and proceeded to follow 4 follow and attack everyone on this website to make it like Twitter.
I think at this point we can have 2 types of diagnoses for posters madness
Type 1 Posters madness is when oldskies get clout poisoned and develop a god complex
Type 2 Posters madness is when newskies feel cheated by their lack of immediate followers and they suffer severe clout deprivation
Type 1 Posters madness is when oldskies get clout poisoned and develop a god complex
Type 2 Posters madness is when newskies feel cheated by their lack of immediate followers and they suffer severe clout deprivation
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think that we now have 3 variants of posters madness
Type 1 Oldsky Madness, Type 2 Newsky Madness, and now the November 2024 variant
We now have people who left Twitter after the election and proceeded to follow 4 follow and attack everyone on this website to make it like Twitter.
Type 1 Oldsky Madness, Type 2 Newsky Madness, and now the November 2024 variant
We now have people who left Twitter after the election and proceeded to follow 4 follow and attack everyone on this website to make it like Twitter.
Reposting this because clearly you all missed this extremely funny post the first time. (Alternatively, I am too for regular bluesky and should look for oldsky)
Perhaps this idea came to Trump after he saw the girls walk by in their summer clothes? Or maybe he looked inside himself and saw his heart is black? perhaps he'll fade away and not have to face the facts?
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said the entire wall along the border with Mexico is going to be painted black to make the metal hotter and harder to climb and deter illegal immigration. She credited President Donald Trump with the idea.
August 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposting this because clearly you all missed this extremely funny post the first time. (Alternatively, I am too for regular bluesky and should look for oldsky)
It's gotten worse with the rapid influx; pre November, the oldsky/ newsky ratio was high enough for people to get the message. Now?
It's so frustrating, esp when it's a page of text they could just grab. Sometimes I just steal and repost.
If they liked it then they shoulda put alt text on it.
It's so frustrating, esp when it's a page of text they could just grab. Sometimes I just steal and repost.
If they liked it then they shoulda put alt text on it.
a black and white photo of a woman dancing with two other women
Alt: A clip from Beyonce's Single Ladies: Beyonce, flanked by two dancers, flips her hand to show there's no ring.
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's gotten worse with the rapid influx; pre November, the oldsky/ newsky ratio was high enough for people to get the message. Now?
It's so frustrating, esp when it's a page of text they could just grab. Sometimes I just steal and repost.
If they liked it then they shoulda put alt text on it.
It's so frustrating, esp when it's a page of text they could just grab. Sometimes I just steal and repost.
If they liked it then they shoulda put alt text on it.
July 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
