Jonathan
@jomo1337.bsky.social
I am a father, husband, cat dad, engineer, gamer, car enthusiast, anime watcher, and human. In that order.
He/him
I fight depression, anxiety, oppression of the voiceless, bigotry, prejudice, oligarchy, and misinformation.
He/him
I fight depression, anxiety, oppression of the voiceless, bigotry, prejudice, oligarchy, and misinformation.
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This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
Mr15 finished dinner. Got up, put his dishes away, cleaned up his place. Then he went to the pantry, asking, “Is popcorn ok?”
Yeah, buddy, feed that metabolism while you have it.
Almost certain he’s as tall as me now.
#dadlife
Yeah, buddy, feed that metabolism while you have it.
Almost certain he’s as tall as me now.
#dadlife
February 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Mr15 finished dinner. Got up, put his dishes away, cleaned up his place. Then he went to the pantry, asking, “Is popcorn ok?”
Yeah, buddy, feed that metabolism while you have it.
Almost certain he’s as tall as me now.
#dadlife
Yeah, buddy, feed that metabolism while you have it.
Almost certain he’s as tall as me now.
#dadlife
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Ramadan Mubarak!
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Ramadan Mubarak!
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
Yep. And it’s been coming for years.
Clueless civilian: oh those won’t be affected. Surely the industry isn’t that stupid. Surely medical devices will have a reserve of RAM and HDDs for critical applications
Anyone who has spent 0.07 seconds in IT procurement: oh yeah no we’re all turbo fucked huh
Anyone who has spent 0.07 seconds in IT procurement: oh yeah no we’re all turbo fucked huh
February 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Yep. And it’s been coming for years.
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Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."
And.
Yup.
And.
Yup.
February 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."
And.
Yup.
And.
Yup.
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Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I hope you've had a kind and lovely day, together, single or otherwise.
Take care of yourselves lovelies! 🤍
Take care of yourselves lovelies! 🤍
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I hope you've had a kind and lovely day, together, single or otherwise.
Take care of yourselves lovelies! 🤍
Take care of yourselves lovelies! 🤍
Happy Valentine’s Day you nerds.
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day you nerds.
Dear friends, if you offer me this and I refuse it, I have either been replaced by a replicant or I am being held against my will.
I can’t say that I take World Nutella Day seriously in any way, but it does give me an excuse (not that any is needed) to make this absurdly easy Nutella Cheesecake #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/nute...
Nutella Cheesecake
I don’t know if I should apologise for this or boast about it. Either way, I feel you will thank me for it. The thing is, it’s embarrassingly easy to make and unembarrassingly easy to eat.
Don’t be t...
www.nigella.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Dear friends, if you offer me this and I refuse it, I have either been replaced by a replicant or I am being held against my will.
What will you give me if I do?
Aquarius: Just stop, already.
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
What will you give me if I do?
I heard the local sportsball racket is going to the über Schüssel. If I had to wish one wish that didn’t basically turn me into Goku it would be for criminal sports organizations to be put down. Fleecing communities with threats of leaving constantly drives municipal debt with little recoup in taxes
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I heard the local sportsball racket is going to the über Schüssel. If I had to wish one wish that didn’t basically turn me into Goku it would be for criminal sports organizations to be put down. Fleecing communities with threats of leaving constantly drives municipal debt with little recoup in taxes
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明日誕生日の犬🐶
Good morning! Masuke's birthday is tomorrow. He'll be 17. Masuke is full of energy.
Good morning! Masuke's birthday is tomorrow. He'll be 17. Masuke is full of energy.
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
明日誕生日の犬🐶
Good morning! Masuke's birthday is tomorrow. He'll be 17. Masuke is full of energy.
Good morning! Masuke's birthday is tomorrow. He'll be 17. Masuke is full of energy.
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Every time I get a news alert, I want to throw my phone into a lake, and by phone I mean government
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Every time I get a news alert, I want to throw my phone into a lake, and by phone I mean government
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anyway good night
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 AM
anyway good night
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探検する犬🐶
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. It's a beautiful, clear winter Sunday.
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. It's a beautiful, clear winter Sunday.
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
探検する犬🐶
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. It's a beautiful, clear winter Sunday.
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. It's a beautiful, clear winter Sunday.
TIL—when an embryo grows and forms tissues that become organs, everything gets to move around. At some point it all gets in the right spot, where it starts isn’t set. But! Where it starts might be where your nerves get wired into your brain. This is a way how referred pain may work. We begin as goo
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
TIL—when an embryo grows and forms tissues that become organs, everything gets to move around. At some point it all gets in the right spot, where it starts isn’t set. But! Where it starts might be where your nerves get wired into your brain. This is a way how referred pain may work. We begin as goo
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Leonard Nimoy was more than a colleague—he was a friend, an ally, and my political soulmate. Leonard played a half-human, half-Vulcan officer—a being caught between two worlds. Yet in his own life, he was perhaps the most profoundly human person I have ever known.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Leonard Nimoy was more than a colleague—he was a friend, an ally, and my political soulmate. Leonard played a half-human, half-Vulcan officer—a being caught between two worlds. Yet in his own life, he was perhaps the most profoundly human person I have ever known.
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CALL YOUR REPS. Cite this.
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
CALL YOUR REPS. Cite this.
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to young people: you may at some point have heard about the Y2K problem. some people may have told you it wasn't a big deal
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
to young people: you may at some point have heard about the Y2K problem. some people may have told you it wasn't a big deal
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
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Therapist: what’s stressing you out?
Me: yes
Me: yes
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Therapist: what’s stressing you out?
Me: yes
Me: yes
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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Not sure why this was the timeline cleanse I needed, but it was, so I'm passing it on to you.
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Not sure why this was the timeline cleanse I needed, but it was, so I'm passing it on to you.