Biff Whipster
@biffwhipster.bsky.social
Radical Pessimist
Recent Nihilism convert
Professional misanthrope
Asshole
Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk
I’m not going to “followback”
I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say
Annoy me and I will block you.
Recent Nihilism convert
Professional misanthrope
Asshole
Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk
I’m not going to “followback”
I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say
Annoy me and I will block you.
Pinned
Biff Whipster
@biffwhipster.bsky.social
· Jun 26
Remember when Howard Deans career ended because he shouted at a rally, but it sounded kinda funny?
They finally figure out the best way around the Overton Window, was to blow it to smithereens with tactical nuclear irony
They finally figure out the best way around the Overton Window, was to blow it to smithereens with tactical nuclear irony
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
None of us should be able to list 10 of the presidents personal lawyers by name from memory right?
On the other hand, I’ve never been so engaged and knowledgeable about government and civics.
Not worth it.
#trump #government #politics #voteblue
On the other hand, I’ve never been so engaged and knowledgeable about government and civics.
Not worth it.
#trump #government #politics #voteblue
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
None of us should be able to list 10 of the presidents personal lawyers by name from memory right?
On the other hand, I’ve never been so engaged and knowledgeable about government and civics.
Not worth it.
#trump #government #politics #voteblue
On the other hand, I’ve never been so engaged and knowledgeable about government and civics.
Not worth it.
#trump #government #politics #voteblue
@mikeflanaganfilm.com just putting my fan theory out there first
The Mist will be a backdoor introduction to The Dark Tower Universe
Am I warm?
The Mist will be a backdoor introduction to The Dark Tower Universe
Am I warm?
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
@mikeflanaganfilm.com just putting my fan theory out there first
The Mist will be a backdoor introduction to The Dark Tower Universe
Am I warm?
The Mist will be a backdoor introduction to The Dark Tower Universe
Am I warm?
Some of my #UniversalMonsters collection
#filmsky #horrorsky #classichorror #universalstudios #classicmonsters
#filmsky #horrorsky #classichorror #universalstudios #classicmonsters
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Some of my #UniversalMonsters collection
#filmsky #horrorsky #classichorror #universalstudios #classicmonsters
#filmsky #horrorsky #classichorror #universalstudios #classicmonsters
I know #netflix sucks, but if y’all aren’t watching #VeronicaMars what are you doing with your life?
#tvsky #television #streaming
#tvsky #television #streaming
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I know #netflix sucks, but if y’all aren’t watching #VeronicaMars what are you doing with your life?
#tvsky #television #streaming
#tvsky #television #streaming
Watching The Life Of Chuck because I don’t care about the superbowl.
I figure a heartfelt artful narrative is the opposite of sports
#filmsky #Superbowl
I figure a heartfelt artful narrative is the opposite of sports
#filmsky #Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Watching The Life Of Chuck because I don’t care about the superbowl.
I figure a heartfelt artful narrative is the opposite of sports
#filmsky #Superbowl
I figure a heartfelt artful narrative is the opposite of sports
#filmsky #Superbowl
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Yes
And hide their wealth behind closed doors
Whenever they’re like “look at me! I have a rocket!” my reaction is “okay, pay your taxes”
And hide their wealth behind closed doors
Whenever they’re like “look at me! I have a rocket!” my reaction is “okay, pay your taxes”
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Yes
And hide their wealth behind closed doors
Whenever they’re like “look at me! I have a rocket!” my reaction is “okay, pay your taxes”
And hide their wealth behind closed doors
Whenever they’re like “look at me! I have a rocket!” my reaction is “okay, pay your taxes”
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"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
The Road To Perdition
Mystery Men
I shovel well, I shovel VERY well
I shovel well, I shovel VERY well
Name your fav non-DC or Marvel superhero film
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Road To Perdition
Aside the constant anxiety, I feel a certain vindication in the news
Things that used to get me labeled “Tin-foil hat brigade” are now on the front page every day
Being right isn’t comforting
Things that used to get me labeled “Tin-foil hat brigade” are now on the front page every day
Being right isn’t comforting
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Aside the constant anxiety, I feel a certain vindication in the news
Things that used to get me labeled “Tin-foil hat brigade” are now on the front page every day
Being right isn’t comforting
Things that used to get me labeled “Tin-foil hat brigade” are now on the front page every day
Being right isn’t comforting
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We have abysmal turnout in Texas.
Democrats get off your asses! We saw the runoff results today, and we can turn this state blue if we just SHOW UP & VOTE
Democrats get off your asses! We saw the runoff results today, and we can turn this state blue if we just SHOW UP & VOTE
ATTENTION TEXANS:
Reminder to Texans that tomorrow (Monday) is the last day to register to vote in the March elections
February 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
We have abysmal turnout in Texas.
Democrats get off your asses! We saw the runoff results today, and we can turn this state blue if we just SHOW UP & VOTE
Democrats get off your asses! We saw the runoff results today, and we can turn this state blue if we just SHOW UP & VOTE
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ATTENTION TEXANS:
Reminder to Texans that tomorrow (Monday) is the last day to register to vote in the March elections
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
ATTENTION TEXANS:
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
Anyone in #Georgetown #Tx feel free to call this “pastor” and let him know what you think of his “Christian” behavior
#ICE #christians #wwjd #alexpretti #reneegood #justice
#ICE #christians #wwjd #alexpretti #reneegood #justice
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Anyone in #Georgetown #Tx feel free to call this “pastor” and let him know what you think of his “Christian” behavior
#ICE #christians #wwjd #alexpretti #reneegood #justice
#ICE #christians #wwjd #alexpretti #reneegood #justice
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The Shout! restoration of A Better Tomorrow is free on Tubi
They don’t stream 4k obviously, but its a great print, and it’s free
#tubi #filmsky #movies #goldenprincess #johnwoo
They don’t stream 4k obviously, but its a great print, and it’s free
#tubi #filmsky #movies #goldenprincess #johnwoo
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Shout! restoration of A Better Tomorrow is free on Tubi
They don’t stream 4k obviously, but its a great print, and it’s free
#tubi #filmsky #movies #goldenprincess #johnwoo
They don’t stream 4k obviously, but its a great print, and it’s free
#tubi #filmsky #movies #goldenprincess #johnwoo
Here’s a second #letrerboxdfriday #lastfourwatched because I’ve watched 4 movies since I posted this morning. Bam.
#letterboxd #filmsky
#letterboxd #filmsky
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Here’s a second #letrerboxdfriday #lastfourwatched because I’ve watched 4 movies since I posted this morning. Bam.
#letterboxd #filmsky
#letterboxd #filmsky
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
*Almost* violently
So…peacefully?
So…peacefully?
Bovino: "Individuals came in and disrupted almost violently a church service"
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
*Almost* violently
So…peacefully?
So…peacefully?
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
#SongSungBlue isn’t really a great movie
But we get an album of Hugh Jackman singing Neil Diamond, so who cares?
#filmsky #neildiamond #hughjackman
#letterboxd #movies
boxd.it/cHc9HP
But we get an album of Hugh Jackman singing Neil Diamond, so who cares?
#filmsky #neildiamond #hughjackman
#letterboxd #movies
boxd.it/cHc9HP
A ★★★ review of Song Sung Blue (2025)
My friend: Want to see Song Sung Blue? Me: You had me at Hugh Jackman sings Neil Diamond Friend: What if the movie is dogshit? Me: Will we get a full soundtrack of Hugh Jackman singing Neil Diamond? F...
boxd.it
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
#SongSungBlue isn’t really a great movie
But we get an album of Hugh Jackman singing Neil Diamond, so who cares?
#filmsky #neildiamond #hughjackman
#letterboxd #movies
boxd.it/cHc9HP
But we get an album of Hugh Jackman singing Neil Diamond, so who cares?
#filmsky #neildiamond #hughjackman
#letterboxd #movies
boxd.it/cHc9HP
Yesterday was one year since we lost David Lynch
I’m beginning to think he was holding together the fabric of reality
#RIP #DavidLynch #filmsky
I’m beginning to think he was holding together the fabric of reality
#RIP #DavidLynch #filmsky
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Yesterday was one year since we lost David Lynch
I’m beginning to think he was holding together the fabric of reality
#RIP #DavidLynch #filmsky
I’m beginning to think he was holding together the fabric of reality
#RIP #DavidLynch #filmsky
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