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Biff Whipster
@biffwhipster.bsky.social
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Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk

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Annoy me and I will block you.
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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · Jun 26
Remember when Howard Deans career ended because he shouted at a rally, but it sounded kinda funny?

They finally figure out the best way around the Overton Window, was to blow it to smithereens with tactical nuclear irony
Reposted by Biff Whipster
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😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Hey, @theonion.com this isn’t fun anymore

#darkesttimeline #theonion #reality
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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When I die, I want @pftompkins.bsky.social to dress me for my funeral
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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As the clock struck midnight and SNAP benefits ended, Trump was ogling flapper girls at his Great Gatsby party

If that doesn’t cause at least a few riots, we’ve failed as a society

#trump #gatsby #snapbenefits #foodstamps #resist #refuse #rise #rebel #revolt

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump slammed for lavish Gatsby-themed Halloween party as vital food funding lapses
As SNAP funding was about to run out for millions, Trump was pictured enjoying himself at the Halloween bash at Mar-a-Lago, surrounded by guests in 1920s-style getup
www.independent.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
I got the box set, and watched a Universal Monster movie a day for all of October

Here’s my ranking
#filmsky #halloween #classichorror #universalmonsters #horrorsky #spookyseason #happyhalloween
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Classic Universal Monsters Ranked
October 2025- I got the Classic Universal Monsters Complete 30 Film box set for spooky season (though if you include Spanish Dracula, which I absolutely do, it’s a perfect 31 film set) and watched one...
boxd.it
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
If I were a Christian, I’d want my wife to be one also

I wouldn’t however say that to millions of people, publicly putting her in a position of having to defend her faith

#jdvance #ushavance #couchfucker #trump #racist #bigots
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
JD Vance repeats comments he wants wife Usha to convert to Christianity
US vice-president announces to 10,000 attenders of Turning Point USA that he prefers wife, who is Hindu, to be Christian
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
I watched 77 spooky movies for Spooktober 2025…

#spooktober #filmsky #horrorsky #movies #letterboxd

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Spooktober 2025
Last year I watched the classic monsters big 5 (Drac, Frank, Wolfie, Mumms, and the Invisible man) from each generations main iteration; ie Dracula I watched Lugosi, Lee, and Oldman This year I’m goin...
boxd.it
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Sometimes being part of GenX, externalizing and commercializing our ennui and nostalgia produces some cool stuff

#pantera #dimebagdarrell #super7 #actionfigure #nostalgiaindustry
#metalsky #toysky
November 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Happy Halloween folks!

Wake me up and dust me off in a year

#happyhalloween #halloween #spookysky #spookyseason #spooktober #oct31st #walpurgisnacht #allhallowseve #trickortreat
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
I watched one Classic Universal Monsters movie a day this month

31 Monsters in 31 days

#HappyHalloween!

#halloween #universalmonsters #filmsky #classichorror

boxd.it/PfQaW
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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@househammerpod.bsky.social @cevni.bsky.social @pgjonesvenice.bsky.social

I’m having flashbacks to the online screening!!

hammerfilms.com/products/whi...
Whispering Smith Hits London Limited Collector's Edition
In Hammer’s take on the hard-boiled detective, Hollywood mainstay and latter-day science-horror notable Richard Carlson gives an affable performance as a two-fisted detective let loose in London in th...
hammerfilms.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Fantastic week for mail!

Watching one of my holy grails, ‘In The Mouth Of Madness’ now. The transfer looks phenomenal. Takes me back 30 years to the theater I saw it 5 times on its initial run

This has been a banger year for 4K releases

#filmsky #mail #4kuhd #movies #physicalmedia
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
There is no more quiet part

This man should be doxxed, protested, hounded at every waking moment of his pathetic miserable life
anthonymkreis.bsky.social Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 15d
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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pgjonesvenice.bsky.social
What a cracking evening we all had!

“Do you mind if i smoke?”
househammerpod.bsky.social The House of Hammer Podcast @househammerpod.bsky.social · 16d
Thanks to everybody that joined in tonight’s fun and indeed shouted the saying that shouldn’t be mentioned at the correct moment.

An absolute blast and here’s to next month’s meet-up! 🥂
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Thank’s @cevni.bsky.social @pgjonesvenice.bsky.social and the rest of the wonderful folks @househammerpod.bsky.social
for popping my ‘Carry on…’ cherry at the monthly online screening!

#moviesky #happyhalloween #spooktober2025 #carryon
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Ended up on a playlist that thought was fuckin rad

Then I looked down at the name and now I’m going to go lay down for a couple of hours

#musicsky #dadrock #imgettingold #classicrock
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Conversation in 1908 about movies:

“Do you like movies?”

“Yes. In fact I’ve seen all of them!”

#filmsky #movies
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
“The east wing of the White House is gone”

The kind of thing I only thought I’d hear in a Gerard Butler movie

#trump #whitehouse #eastwing #demolition #gerrybutler #dictatorship #whitehousedown #nokimgs
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Mississippi is a war zone! The whole state is on fire and the stores are all boarded up! Someone do something! National guard! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

#nokings #massshootings #redstates #sendinthetroops #guncontrol

www.wlbt.com/2025/10/18/s...
Seventh person dies in Leland shooting
In all, 16 people were shot. Four individuals died at the scene.
www.wlbt.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
Paint me like one of your French cats

#cats #catsky #kitty
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
If No Kings was all paid protesters like republicans say, then trumps next job report should look fantastic

I won’t hold my breath

#nokings #trump #protest #antifascist #nofascism #resist #refuse #riseup #revolt #rebel #youaretheresistance
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
RIP Drew Struzan

Film poster GOAT

His artwork and imagery is as iconic as the films they represent, and was an indelible part of my film journey

#drewstruzan #filmsky #movieposters #art #painting #rip
October 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
This viral marketing is getting out of hand

#disney #disneyland #hauntedmansion #rip #happyhalloween

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Disneyland Guest Dies After Haunted Mansion Ride
A woman in her 60s experienced a health issue after riding Haunted Mansion at Disneyland in California. She required CPR and was soon pronounced dead.
variety.com
October 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
biffwhipster.bsky.social
When I heard #TheoVon speak for the first time, if someone had asked me to draw a picture of what I thought he might look like, I would have been fucking spot on
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM