Brainmist
@brainmist.bsky.social
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
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Brainmist
@brainmist.bsky.social
· Nov 12
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Go to Settings, Accessibility, and just toggle that reminder, and you're set!
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*queues up Billy Joel*
No more invites, Alf hog
Pictures of your cat or dog
Welcome newskies with hot tips
Block all Musk and Trumpster drips!
Toggle so you write alt text,
Toggle off to see less sex.
Share a pic of your new look,
Brag a bit and skeet your book!
bsky.app/profile/brai...
No more invites, Alf hog
Pictures of your cat or dog
Welcome newskies with hot tips
Block all Musk and Trumpster drips!
Toggle so you write alt text,
Toggle off to see less sex.
Share a pic of your new look,
Brag a bit and skeet your book!
bsky.app/profile/brai...
Lol, is "public artist" a federally paid position?
No?
Then it turns out they can negotiate their own terms.
And even if it were, they could still quit.
No?
Then it turns out they can negotiate their own terms.
And even if it were, they could still quit.
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Lol, is "public artist" a federally paid position?
No?
Then it turns out they can negotiate their own terms.
And even if it were, they could still quit.
No?
Then it turns out they can negotiate their own terms.
And even if it were, they could still quit.
Lort, am I going to have to finally watch Avatar?
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Lort, am I going to have to finally watch Avatar?
I'm rewatching Death Becomes Her, a great movie which I hope the fabulous Sabrina Carpenter homage brings to new generations, and I'm struck by the skill and versatility of the leads, especially Willis.
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm rewatching Death Becomes Her, a great movie which I hope the fabulous Sabrina Carpenter homage brings to new generations, and I'm struck by the skill and versatility of the leads, especially Willis.
You absolutely will not guess how accurate this is.
Eugenics is for asses
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You absolutely will not guess how accurate this is.
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Today's delight: space.repponen.com/peoplelookat...
People Look at Art or Art Looks at People
“People Look at Art or Art Looks at People” is a photographic project exploring the silent, visual dialogue between viewers and artworks. Created through years of photographing visitors in museums and...
space.repponen.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today's delight: space.repponen.com/peoplelookat...
I laughed so, so hard.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I laughed so, so hard.
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Jacob Savage is, per his Substack, a "ticket scalper and very occasional writer who lives in Los Angeles."
Free advice: One way to be a non-vanished white male author is to be a more than occasional writer. That's what I did, and it worked a treat.
Free advice: One way to be a non-vanished white male author is to be a more than occasional writer. That's what I did, and it worked a treat.
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Jacob Savage is, per his Substack, a "ticket scalper and very occasional writer who lives in Los Angeles."
Free advice: One way to be a non-vanished white male author is to be a more than occasional writer. That's what I did, and it worked a treat.
Free advice: One way to be a non-vanished white male author is to be a more than occasional writer. That's what I did, and it worked a treat.
It's Bluesky, so y'all can probably anticipate what sort of post this person has decided needs grammar correction.
Sorry to be that guy but the past tense is HANGED.
December 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It's Bluesky, so y'all can probably anticipate what sort of post this person has decided needs grammar correction.
Welp I may need this.
Marmite-scented deodorant tops list of UK’s most unwanted Christmas presents
Marmite-scented deodorant tops list of UK’s most unwanted Christmas presents
Consumer group Which? finds one in five people are unsure what to do with dud gifts after the festive period
Marmite-scented deodorant and already-worn pyjamas have topped the list of the most disappointing Christmas presents, according to research that found one in five Britons have received an unwanted gift in their festive haul.
More than 2,000 members of the public were polled by the consumer group Which? in January about the gifts they received last Christmas, with 21% of those surveyed saying they had been given an unwanted or unsuitable present. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Welp I may need this.
I'm catching up last minute on continuing education (what, me procrastinate? ahahahaa!) and experiencing some whiplash as I'm referred to fairly recent courses that now would likely run afoul of Trump's anti-queer white supremacist, christian nationalist government.
But Imma still take them.
But Imma still take them.
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'm catching up last minute on continuing education (what, me procrastinate? ahahahaa!) and experiencing some whiplash as I'm referred to fairly recent courses that now would likely run afoul of Trump's anti-queer white supremacist, christian nationalist government.
But Imma still take them.
But Imma still take them.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Pretty confident assertion of prioritization from someone who has never bled through their pants.
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pretty confident assertion of prioritization from someone who has never bled through their pants.
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Will brings up she can do this because her campaign "virtually prints money," but her campaign virtually prints money because she does stuff like this.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Will brings up she can do this because her campaign "virtually prints money," but her campaign virtually prints money because she does stuff like this.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
You understand the assignment, blooskis.
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You understand the assignment, blooskis.
Me reading the news every day that's not The Day:
a young boy in a blue shirt says jesus grandpa in a room filled with toys .
Alt: A sick young boy (Fred Savage) in a blue shirt says "Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?"
-Clip from The Princess Bride
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me reading the news every day that's not The Day:
Just rewatched The Possession. 😄
writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just rewatched The Possession. 😄
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
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The IJN told me American bombers keep sinking his battleships so I asked how many battleships he has and he said he just keeps building them bigger so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding battleships to the US Navy and then Adm. Yamamoto started crying.
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The IJN told me American bombers keep sinking his battleships so I asked how many battleships he has and he said he just keeps building them bigger so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding battleships to the US Navy and then Adm. Yamamoto started crying.
Chess never held that much appeal to me, but I don't think, having watched the higher ups of both sides sacrifice pawn after pawn after pawn, I will ever play it again.
I always prefered backgammon, where a whole lot of success is luck, and each piece is worth exactly the same.
I always prefered backgammon, where a whole lot of success is luck, and each piece is worth exactly the same.
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Chess never held that much appeal to me, but I don't think, having watched the higher ups of both sides sacrifice pawn after pawn after pawn, I will ever play it again.
I always prefered backgammon, where a whole lot of success is luck, and each piece is worth exactly the same.
I always prefered backgammon, where a whole lot of success is luck, and each piece is worth exactly the same.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Welp, Putin's puppet has successfully turned our National Guard into a complete farce.
I hope everyone involved in bolstering Trump's ascent and invulnerability feels super proud of their hard work. He should be rotting in prison, and instead he's rotting the nation.
Welp, Putin's puppet has successfully turned our National Guard into a complete farce.
I hope everyone involved in bolstering Trump's ascent and invulnerability feels super proud of their hard work. He should be rotting in prison, and instead he's rotting the nation.
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Welp, Putin's puppet has successfully turned our National Guard into a complete farce.
I hope everyone involved in bolstering Trump's ascent and invulnerability feels super proud of their hard work. He should be rotting in prison, and instead he's rotting the nation.
Welp, Putin's puppet has successfully turned our National Guard into a complete farce.
I hope everyone involved in bolstering Trump's ascent and invulnerability feels super proud of their hard work. He should be rotting in prison, and instead he's rotting the nation.
Imagine if we penalized rich child rapists on the level we penalize their victims.
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Imagine if we penalized rich child rapists on the level we penalize their victims.
I have watched Krampus Origins so you don't have to. Trust me, #horrorsky, pass this one.
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have watched Krampus Origins so you don't have to. Trust me, #horrorsky, pass this one.
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It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE!
Art by me, please share, thx <3
Art by me, please share, thx <3
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE!
Art by me, please share, thx <3
Art by me, please share, thx <3
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