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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
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Pardon my suddenly watery eyes, but a long-time regular just stopped in with this.
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Pardon my suddenly watery eyes, but a long-time regular just stopped in with this.
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
Is Trump trying to force the SCOTUS to bail him out by invoking "too big to fail"?
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is Trump trying to force the SCOTUS to bail him out by invoking "too big to fail"?
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Thirty years ago, Dr. West revolutionized heart transplants.
For the 75th anniversary of Heart & Stroke, well. Just have the tissues handy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErv...
For the 75th anniversary of Heart & Stroke, well. Just have the tissues handy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErv...
Fund more breakthroughs
YouTube video by Heart & Stroke
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November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thirty years ago, Dr. West revolutionized heart transplants.
For the 75th anniversary of Heart & Stroke, well. Just have the tissues handy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErv...
For the 75th anniversary of Heart & Stroke, well. Just have the tissues handy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErv...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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More like Joyce Carol Goates am I right
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
More like Joyce Carol Goates am I right
The term for this is "vivisection".
A dissection that occurs while he's alive to feel every cut and see his insides laid bare.
A dissection that occurs while he's alive to feel every cut and see his insides laid bare.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The term for this is "vivisection".
A dissection that occurs while he's alive to feel every cut and see his insides laid bare.
A dissection that occurs while he's alive to feel every cut and see his insides laid bare.
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Realtor: so this place is great and spacious and within your budget
Jerry: it is a park bench
Realtor: lots of fresh air
Jerry: it is a park bench
Realtor: lots of fresh air
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Realtor: so this place is great and spacious and within your budget
Jerry: it is a park bench
Realtor: lots of fresh air
Jerry: it is a park bench
Realtor: lots of fresh air
I have this terrible feeling that we're going to end up with Air Traffic Grok.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have this terrible feeling that we're going to end up with Air Traffic Grok.
One of the things I liked about Old Twitter was just randomly getting cool info from people in different areas of expertise. It's, imo, one of the best things about bluesky.
Hi, shipwreck autist here! It was in fact true at the time. The Edmund Fitzgerald also had a sister ship, the Arthur B. Homer, which had the same structural defect the Edmund Fitzgerald did and was quietly retired shortly after Fitz sank. She remains the largest ship ever scrapped on the Great Lakes
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
One of the things I liked about Old Twitter was just randomly getting cool info from people in different areas of expertise. It's, imo, one of the best things about bluesky.
Actually, the 1978 Invasion of the Body Snatchers scenario seems kinda preferable to *gestures at everything*
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Actually, the 1978 Invasion of the Body Snatchers scenario seems kinda preferable to *gestures at everything*
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putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
This is the shit the Trump gestapo is enabling. And let's be honest: this is the shit they're committing when they think they won't be prosecuted.
Just heard about a case in my city where a woman was assaulted by a man claiming to be a police officer and threatening to report her to ICE for deportation if she didn’t open her door. Luckily, family members convinced her to report it and he was caught.
Hell isn’t big enough.
Hell isn’t big enough.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is the shit the Trump gestapo is enabling. And let's be honest: this is the shit they're committing when they think they won't be prosecuted.
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I want you to call or email every single dem tomorrow who blows a lot of smoke about prioritizing mental health and ask them how exactly they expect constituents to pay for mental healthcare AND these exorbitant premiums
Demand an answer
Demand an answer
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I want you to call or email every single dem tomorrow who blows a lot of smoke about prioritizing mental health and ask them how exactly they expect constituents to pay for mental healthcare AND these exorbitant premiums
Demand an answer
Demand an answer
Obviously Schumer has to go. Honestly, that he's still showing up suggests he just enjoys being despised.... or is so out of touch with reality that he's able to soldier on as long as he has the support of his imaginary stereotypical Irish American family, the... Finnegans? O'Reillys? Whomever?
1/3
1/3
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Obviously Schumer has to go. Honestly, that he's still showing up suggests he just enjoys being despised.... or is so out of touch with reality that he's able to soldier on as long as he has the support of his imaginary stereotypical Irish American family, the... Finnegans? O'Reillys? Whomever?
1/3
1/3
Just rewatched Goodnight, Mommy (2022, the remake) and I'd forgotten how good it was, primarily due to the actors. But also? Kiiiiinda think there was a CPS call to be made....
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just rewatched Goodnight, Mommy (2022, the remake) and I'd forgotten how good it was, primarily due to the actors. But also? Kiiiiinda think there was a CPS call to be made....
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
Remember a few years back when there was that flooding of a cave system in Thailand, and a troop of kids were stranded and at risk?
If only we'd known at the time how many dedicated cavers there were amongst the democrats.
If only we'd known at the time how many dedicated cavers there were amongst the democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Remember a few years back when there was that flooding of a cave system in Thailand, and a troop of kids were stranded and at risk?
If only we'd known at the time how many dedicated cavers there were amongst the democrats.
If only we'd known at the time how many dedicated cavers there were amongst the democrats.
Ratio feed is going to be busy tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ratio feed is going to be busy tonight.
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Keep thinking about the words of wisdom from @bradlander.bsky.social that the divide in Democratic politics right now is between folders and fighters.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Keep thinking about the words of wisdom from @bradlander.bsky.social that the divide in Democratic politics right now is between folders and fighters.
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I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
"Oh look, unsurprisingly, the establishment Dems are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!"
I type for the gazillionth time in a decade.
I type for the gazillionth time in a decade.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Oh look, unsurprisingly, the establishment Dems are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!"
I type for the gazillionth time in a decade.
I type for the gazillionth time in a decade.
Force Schumer out and make Warren minority leader, you cowards.
“I think it’s a terrible mistake,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren says of the deal. “People want us to stand and fight for health care, and that's what I believe.” (via Igor Bobic, HuffPo) x.com/igorbobic/st...
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Force Schumer out and make Warren minority leader, you cowards.
She smiles and says "I will always love you".
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you".
"Oh, fuck no."
-every introvert on the planet
-every introvert on the planet
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Oh, fuck no."
-every introvert on the planet
-every introvert on the planet