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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.

This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.

*not exclusively

(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
I read Gone with the Wind* over 4 decades ago, and this observation has stuck with me, and seems to hold some truth even now:

*(Please, no lectures on how awful a book that softens and sympathizes with the slaver Confederacy is; I know.)
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've done the cheese Advent calendar with my dogs for a few years. And then had to create this:
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
And it's been painfully, stupidly obvious that some never will for a lot of years.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
IMMEDIATELY thought of her.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Beautiful.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You know who never has to choose between paying rent, fixing the car, seeing a doctor, filling a prescription, or buying food?

These fucking leeches who are draining the nation's wealth into their own pockets.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm in.
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
TFW you bend over backwards to suck up to Trump but don't even get a seat at the table.
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I suspect the judges just really like Marvel movies.

The one that got me was Blake Shelton, a man who suspiciously resemble a big toe.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Maybe he would benefit from a therapy dog.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

Some tough choices. So let's just play them all!
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
His transformations are just unbelievable!
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
(They don't seem likely to get it, so I'll help.)

If it seems empty?

It's because people have blocked you. Probably for sucking.
October 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is the sort of image I've only ever seen in movies.

To depict the USA threatened with complete destruction from a hostile force that hates everything the People's House supposedly stands for.
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trump's enshittification of everything he touches has gone too, too far.
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Gonna print this as a magnet for my fridge.
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
(With alt text):
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
😆 "Tons of folks":
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A bit of me wants to think this is a satirical character, and yet a bit of me has met too many people like this irl.
October 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Obligatory cuteness picture:
October 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Seems very weird they're bothered by the Pope blessing water when this shit keeps going on:
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Kavanaugh discovering how many different meanings (none of them good) "Kavanaugh Stop" has.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
White people: Black people still exist. And they're terrifying, even though they don't form lynch mobs to randomly murder white people.

Let's move.

This lady:
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This might capture the confusion better:
September 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM