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E.K. Johnston
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"the meryl streep of ya". 17 books and counting. i WILL answer your rhetorical questions.
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Another reason I couldn't have written ME2 is that every time Shepard met someone From Before, I would have them say "Are you serious?" so that Shepard could reply "No, I'm Cerberus.", and then I would have been dumped on the side of the Yellowhead with no snowboots.
Train: We'll have a time change overnight, so breakfast will be on Central time.
Me: You have...a lot of faith in us making up 2hrs overnight.

Reader, we are well short of the line and I'm hungry.
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Pulling 700 agents out of Minnesota is nothing—if it's even true. Tom Homan, the man who took $50k in fast-food bag from undercover FBI, is a liar and a crook.

There should be exactly three DHS/ICE/CBP agents in Minnesota: the three who are in jail without bail for murder.

End the occupation.
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's Adventure Time! #GreatCanadianWritingRetreat #viarail (I mean, I'm still in bed and these pictures are from yesterday but we're getting there!)
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 PM
No one will have more empathy for you than I will. I dedicated my favourite of my books, The Afterward, to the fucking Eddingses, bc I didn't have access the right whisper network until it was too late. It's not even popular enough to get a reprint. I'm stuck with it forever. I get it, trust me.
Thread.

Shitty people can make good and even great art. Likewise, dropping a favorite artist after you realize you can no longer support them can feel like a divorce or a friend breakup because they and their work were just that important to you. That shit hurts, even when it's necessary for you.
A tough one to sit with--but we must--is that some people's ability to make good art in part derived from, or was protected by, the fact that they were enabling or doing terrible things. See also: We Need to Talk about Cosby doc. Even more troubling on this score: Read deep reporting on Alice Munro
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Beginning with a Victoria Ghost. (Usually I get a Shirley Temple, but it's Happy Hour, so...rum and triple sec it is!)
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
WAIT IS FESTIVIDS LIVE???
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I LOVE THESE BOOKS SO MUCH if you like the dragon age please read these
To celebrate the forthcoming fourth book in Jo Graham's space adventure series The Calpurnian Wars, the ebooks of the first 3 books are now on sale! Get caught up in this fascinating universe — at a bargain price.
www.candlemarkandgleam.com/2026/02/02/t...
February 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I was on the fence about over-priced hotel dinner, but they have a Jordanian dessert I haven't eaten in a decade and a half on the menu, so...
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I did more worldbuilding for Pretty Furious than any other book I've written, and 90% of the places in that book are REAL. My character list had 40 people on it. I had multiple maps. It was fun! That book is 50,000 words long.
when I did the programming for Yallfest I liked to throw contemp authors on worldbuilding panels and a surprising number of them insisted they don't do any worldbuilding, which...I mean, no, everyone does worldbuilding, but also, just watch Veronica Mars and you'll get what I mean
February 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Me: I should try to find my hotel via the Path.
Me: Babe, you are usually not successful at finding the Path.
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Me: I could design an EmmRook fanfic drinking game.
Me: Do you have anything besides "slow, deep" and "mentions the horse"?
Me: I'VE BEEN THINKING FOR LIKE THREE SECONDS obviously something about flowers
February 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon is out today! Here are a few inspirations and influences, both real-world and in-universe, to give you some of its vibe.

Note that LRM stands alone as an underworld/ISB tale but players will love the audiobook by Jay Rincon (ND-5)/Eric Johnson (Jaylen)!
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So Canada blocks new agencies on most platforms because Meta refuses to pay for clicks. It's weird, but it's actually an important stand to take. Carney's solution is the one I usually go with: a screencap showing the source.
We’re working with international partners to create new high-paying careers, build up our domestic auto sector, and boost productivity in Canada.
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Quick pretend adventure before long actual adventure.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I am going to need my winter coat for like 90 minutes over the next 2 weeks, and I will have to carry it around when I'm not wearing it, so now my least favourite Canadian travel game begins.
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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This is something I forget about over here, and worth remembering especially when dirtbags are picking this week of all weeks to soft launch their comeback.
Worth noting that blocking someone you follow doesn't remove you from their follow list, so it's possible a chunk of those people don't realise they show up as still following him.
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
go see my fronds bc i cannot
People of the Bay Area! It’s Two for Tuesday tomorrow night at Books Inc on Chestnut Street w/ authors @mikechenwriter.bsky.social & @kristinbaver.bsky.social. Join them as they celebrate the release of STAR WARS OUTLAWS: LOW RED MOON and THE ART OF STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE. Be there or be square!
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
go see my fronds bc i cannot
And for the kind people asking for tour dates:
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The thing I've always found confusing about Groundhog's Day is that six weeks after February 2nd *is* an early spring.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This chest haunts my dreams.
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Today for the first time Dad said "I wish I'd done that" instead of "I always wanted to do that", and, pocket friends, it sucks.
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I love it when I return to a fic to reread it and there's art that wasn't there before. Fandom makes me happy.
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
YA + Romancelandia is a *force*.
Just realized that we have shipped almost 300,000 whistles across the country because of a show where Jane Grey's husband turns into a horse.

Without the Tudor Horse Man show I would not be BFFs with @moryan.bsky.social & she wouldn't have sent me to @lefttheprairie.bsky.social & yet here we are.
a man riding on the back of a horse in front of a fire with the words still running on the bottom left
Alt: Jane Grey flying through the air over flames and landing on the back of a horse. Who is also her husband.
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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One thing that’s really underreported on is the amount of mutual aid support the Twin Cities are receiving from around the country.

A third/fourth of folks I know doing weekly food support for vulnerable families are getting it at least partially financed by someone out of state who wants to help.
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM