E.K. Johnston
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"the meryl streep of ya". 17 books and counting. i WILL answer your rhetorical questions.
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It's definitely one of my faves.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's definitely one of my faves.
Especially since fixing the systemic issues within our military and paying them better are at the top of the list. Like, they're not relying on recruits being poor. They want to make it a genuine choice.
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Especially since fixing the systemic issues within our military and paying them better are at the top of the list. Like, they're not relying on recruits being poor. They want to make it a genuine choice.
Dorian looking great with the same haircut that makes Solas look completely ridiculous has healed a not-small part of my soul. I like to imagine Dorian did it on purpose.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dorian looking great with the same haircut that makes Solas look completely ridiculous has healed a not-small part of my soul. I like to imagine Dorian did it on purpose.
Ugh, that's even worse than when people say moderately positive things about Ford.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ugh, that's even worse than when people say moderately positive things about Ford.
Harding: What do you do when the people in authority can't be trusted to do the right thing?
Me: Uh, I have some really bad news about Templars, Harding. And also the chantry, but that can wait.
Me: Uh, I have some really bad news about Templars, Harding. And also the chantry, but that can wait.
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Harding: What do you do when the people in authority can't be trusted to do the right thing?
Me: Uh, I have some really bad news about Templars, Harding. And also the chantry, but that can wait.
Me: Uh, I have some really bad news about Templars, Harding. And also the chantry, but that can wait.
I have seen the promised land (and smashed it with a hammer).
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I have seen the promised land (and smashed it with a hammer).
Bellara: Also bees for some reason. I don't know.
A: Where do the bees come from?
Me: Same place the cheese comes from.
A: Right.
A: Where do the bees come from?
Me: Same place the cheese comes from.
A: Right.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bellara: Also bees for some reason. I don't know.
A: Where do the bees come from?
Me: Same place the cheese comes from.
A: Right.
A: Where do the bees come from?
Me: Same place the cheese comes from.
A: Right.
Well, this comes down to Sebastian or Cassandra, and, uh, no, thank you.
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well, this comes down to Sebastian or Cassandra, and, uh, no, thank you.
It's fascinating because movies like Bedknobs and Broomsticks and Mary Poppins were such achievements (not to mention Who Framed Roger Rabbit!!!), but for some reason, billing them as combined never happens.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It's fascinating because movies like Bedknobs and Broomsticks and Mary Poppins were such achievements (not to mention Who Framed Roger Rabbit!!!), but for some reason, billing them as combined never happens.
Me, aggressively testing out my hair in different lighting.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me, aggressively testing out my hair in different lighting.
This explains why it's never the same one twice. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This explains why it's never the same one twice. 🤣
Emmrich or Bellara, depending on my skill set.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Emmrich or Bellara, depending on my skill set.
That is more or less my plan!
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
That is more or less my plan!
Yes, but only for Grover himself. The rest is an exercise in audience empathy, dependent upon their entry genre awareness.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yes, but only for Grover himself. The rest is an exercise in audience empathy, dependent upon their entry genre awareness.