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@lacerx.bsky.social
⭐️ Balatro advisor to the stars ⭐️
Thinking about how well suited I am to be a ghost. Not in a creepy way, just, I like to listen more than talk but when I do it’s mostly just to let people know I love them. I could definitely figure out how to pull that off with like, weird signs or whatever. Ghost Lacey would have a good life.
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Thinking about how well suited I am to be a ghost. Not in a creepy way, just, I like to listen more than talk but when I do it’s mostly just to let people know I love them. I could definitely figure out how to pull that off with like, weird signs or whatever. Ghost Lacey would have a good life.
September 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ok. This time it’s because I forgot ya’ll existed.
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ok. This time it’s because I forgot ya’ll existed.
For many years in my 20’s, it was my job to point at a sign and read it out loud to people who asked me the question that was answered by that sign. And then to apologize for the bad sign and say that it clearly wasn’t their fault for not noticing the sign that held the answers to their question.
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
For many years in my 20’s, it was my job to point at a sign and read it out loud to people who asked me the question that was answered by that sign. And then to apologize for the bad sign and say that it clearly wasn’t their fault for not noticing the sign that held the answers to their question.
Bought a bunch of shirts this morning that I’m pretty excited about. I bought bees, horses and snail city. 🐝 🐴 🐌 🏙️ Feels good to support some guy named Evan who is moving.
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Arcane Bullshit
Arcane Bullshit is a purveyor of wanton and needless affairs.
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August 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bought a bunch of shirts this morning that I’m pretty excited about. I bought bees, horses and snail city. 🐝 🐴 🐌 🏙️ Feels good to support some guy named Evan who is moving.
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Do they have a procedure for reinserting pep in your step and how much does it cost?
July 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Do they have a procedure for reinserting pep in your step and how much does it cost?
Do chatrooms still exist? Why don’t chatrooms still exist? (It’s a sign my medication isn’t working right if I am wondering if chatrooms still exist)
July 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Do chatrooms still exist? Why don’t chatrooms still exist? (It’s a sign my medication isn’t working right if I am wondering if chatrooms still exist)
When I see people posting about having to try to act “normal” when the world is falling down around them I feel less charitable than I would like. I don’t know everyone’s struggles, but I definitely think to myself “you have no freaking idea” and I’m probably right.
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When I see people posting about having to try to act “normal” when the world is falling down around them I feel less charitable than I would like. I don’t know everyone’s struggles, but I definitely think to myself “you have no freaking idea” and I’m probably right.
Wow. It sure is a shame we only get one of these fucked up, insane lives. Gosh.
July 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wow. It sure is a shame we only get one of these fucked up, insane lives. Gosh.
🎤 You know it’s true…everything I do…I do it because of my various medications and trauma…
July 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
🎤 You know it’s true…everything I do…I do it because of my various medications and trauma…
What the fuck K Pop Demon Hunter?? The 12 year-old part of my 42 year-old brain is ob-sassed. #howitsdone #sodapop #golden #takedown (obvious) #idol #thisiswhatitsoundslike try and resist those songs. If you have a brain connected to a body, you can’t.
July 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What the fuck K Pop Demon Hunter?? The 12 year-old part of my 42 year-old brain is ob-sassed. #howitsdone #sodapop #golden #takedown (obvious) #idol #thisiswhatitsoundslike try and resist those songs. If you have a brain connected to a body, you can’t.
I know this isn’t like, great content or whatever, but my daughter’s scans over the last two weeks have been “inconclusive”. Maybe she’s relapsed, maybe her back’s just fracturing enough to show on scans. I get to root for fracturing spine over cancer relapse. What the fuck.
June 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I know this isn’t like, great content or whatever, but my daughter’s scans over the last two weeks have been “inconclusive”. Maybe she’s relapsed, maybe her back’s just fracturing enough to show on scans. I get to root for fracturing spine over cancer relapse. What the fuck.
I wish I could always just be this likeable (?) caricature of myself that amuses me, but my daughter has scans next week to check that the cancer hasn’t returned and I’m just barely fucking up for it. Please be nice to me.
June 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I wish I could always just be this likeable (?) caricature of myself that amuses me, but my daughter has scans next week to check that the cancer hasn’t returned and I’m just barely fucking up for it. Please be nice to me.
I come on here once a week to be a little shit. 🫥
June 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I come on here once a week to be a little shit. 🫥
I have this really great system I figured out - don’t try very hard (unless no one is looking), ignore everyone BEFORE they ignore you, and act like you already know everything (but in a cool way, not a know-it-all way). 100% of the time you will look cool, with no friends.
May 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have this really great system I figured out - don’t try very hard (unless no one is looking), ignore everyone BEFORE they ignore you, and act like you already know everything (but in a cool way, not a know-it-all way). 100% of the time you will look cool, with no friends.
Captains log: it’s been five days since I’ve won a round of balatro. The crew has expressed concern over my vocal outbursts that the game is cheating and my heated requests that I stop getting such bullshit jokers. We can only hope the tension breaks soon, for all of our sakes.
May 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Captains log: it’s been five days since I’ve won a round of balatro. The crew has expressed concern over my vocal outbursts that the game is cheating and my heated requests that I stop getting such bullshit jokers. We can only hope the tension breaks soon, for all of our sakes.
Is scrolling bluesky better than sleeping? No. And yet, here we are.
May 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Is scrolling bluesky better than sleeping? No. And yet, here we are.
Why is the world so cold?? But no, I mean literally, why am I so freaking cold all the time?! This is real. I am SO cold. ALL the time. #sadcoldhands #istheresomethingwrongwithme #😭
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Why is the world so cold?? But no, I mean literally, why am I so freaking cold all the time?! This is real. I am SO cold. ALL the time. #sadcoldhands #istheresomethingwrongwithme #😭
To be honest Florida was both better and worse than I was expecting. A real learning experience.
May 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
To be honest Florida was both better and worse than I was expecting. A real learning experience.