UPDATE - #letterboxed is OUT (they were trying to make me create an account to keep playing 😐🤮) and I drink kombucha in the mornings now. (Tea adjacent?) Everything else remains accurate. And I’m killing it.

What came before the transaction itself? The sign clearly (?) advertising the transaction.

Did you do something wrong during the week that you’re punishing yourself for? Because that’s what ice in your water is, a punishment. You don’t have to do that to yourself!! You deserve better!

Found the answer! It’s two kittens.

I’m feeling like a chathouse vibe. Join a room and jump into whatever river of active conversation is happening at that moment. No idea what the topic might be, but you know you’re chatting with a bunch of other random humans.

Sorry - these are deep-cut brainisims. It makes perfect sense to no one but me, but here we are. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yeah, you guys are like, “hey fireworks, how about you get some butter and garlic and escargot away!!”

I don’t ❤️ this, I ☹️ this.

We had one that looked like this. Close the lid up afterwards and keep on moving…

Late to this thread, but here’s a real road trip travel tip for kids freshly not in diapers: bring the training potty in the car with you, fill it with a trash bag filled with kitty litter. Now every exit is a bathroom. If you have a very exciting emergency, try it while moving!

How about he just mails me his fake paint splatter pants hemmed to fit me instead.

I was a normal person once, hard as it is to believe.