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dinnertime comes for us all
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
rhymedirective.bsky.social
"I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime"

I do not think you could!
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
seanthomason.bsky.social
"I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime."
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
airbagged.bsky.social
JD Vance interacts with this guy.
"Having sex" (read: "getting laid," "gettin' dat poosay") is the easiest thing in the world. I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime. But very few people alive have ever actually had *sex.* They've performed a social ritual, sort of like hazing.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
bettiehayward.bsky.social
Fancy a dinnertime quicky boys💋
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
erikahall.bsky.social
Can't tell you how much Rupert has *not* accepted dinnertime moving back one hour.
a salty chug looking put out in the kitchen
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
bsakat.bsky.social
Bad news for all pets - it is not, in fact, time to eat. It's only vaguely /close/ to time. Dancing around and whining and staring at your bowl isn't gonna make dinnertime get here any quicker.
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
spiraldee.bsky.social
"I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime."

[citation needed]
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
dabenner.bsky.social
my "I could lose my virginity by dinnertime" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
kalvier.bsky.social
The worst part of dinnertime is the end of dinnertime.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
am80.bsky.social
Close to dinnertime soon. Might catch up on things for a bit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
annazand.bsky.social
Dinnertime is such a scam
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hanayanagi.kim
"i could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime." okay man do it then
hannahgais.bsky.social hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 3d
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
Sólionath @Anarseldain “Having sex” (read: “getting laid,” “gettin’ dat poosay”) is the easiest thing in the world. I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime. But very few people alive have ever actually had *sex.* They’ve performed a social ritual, sort of like hazing. They’ve slapped their damp, clammy body against another damp, clammy body, like the wriggling of a suffocating fish. Maybe, possibly, their tongue came into contact with another tongue during the process. It doesn’t even sound enjoyable or enviable. They’ve never made love. They’ve never experienced passion, or tried to melt into another human being. To be crude, for a moment, it sounds like it’s more or less the equivalent of a salaryman dipping into the bathroom and having a 30-second wank, simply so that he can more-easily concentrate on whichever set of numbers he is currently moving from one column of an excel sheet to another. It’s nothing but a physical phenomenon, removed of any telos. There is no desire to unify, to become one; or even at a baser level, to control, to own. Leave alone any thought of the fruit of passion, the creation of another life inside of the woman; perish the idea. There is no yearning, no primal and beastly need even, other than a poor simulacra, the simple desire to fulfill a base bodily instinct. It’s like eating—: and not to craft a meal, not to provide oneself art, not to turn passion itself into a physical, sensible monument, to provide unto oneself an appreciable reception of one’s own soul, but to microwave a frozen sandwich, or gulp down a cup of instant ramen, merely to stop one’s stomach from growling. We live in a world of walking stomachs; hylics, all. And most of it is nothing but glorified prostitution, anyways; even within most marriages which occur today. Piers’ Wife says that she wears the trousers in the family, so perhaps the dynamic is simply turned the other way, and Piers is like a sort of gigolo. Maybe he’s even too stupid to realise that that’s all he is. But all that he has ever provided to the world is nothing more than the vulgar commentary of one.
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
bonjouritsali.bsky.social
prepped my dinner veggies so when dinnertime comes I can't say "I don't wanna make dinner"
an aluminum pan with orange bell pepper strips, slices zucchini and squash, spring onions and white onion mixed about with a knife lying on top
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
torven42.bsky.social
“I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime.”

My reaction is somewhere between, “Sure, Jan,” and, “Way to tell on yourself, dude.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
unholymoses.bsky.social
He could by dinnertime but chooses not to for ... uh... well, I have no idea why because my eyes rolled so far into the back of my head I couldn't read past the third sentence.
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
qu33nw0lf13.bsky.social
Before i put parmesan cheese on top😍🤤
#food #yummy #foodie #dinnertime #pasta
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
starshine.bsky.social
Having sex" (read: "getting laid," "gettin' dat
poosay") is the easiest thing in the world. I
could make a dating app profile and lose my
virginity by dinnertime. But very few people
alive have ever actually had *sex.* They've
performed a social ritual, sort of like hazi

1/x
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sokolversus.bsky.social
[oc] Dinnertime.
#art #illustration #dragon #oc
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
unlox.bsky.social
"Having a franchise QB" (read: "finding a long-term starter," "gettin' dat guy") is the easiest thing in the world. I could make a draft pick and lose my rodgler by dinnertime. But very few people alive have ever actually had *a quarterback.* They've performed a social ritual, sort of like hazing.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
badger2305.bsky.social
Dinnertime thoughts: Trump's practice of personally attacking other elected officials who disagree with him is degrading to the presidency. It cheapens public discourse and is a threat to our democratic republic. It puts people's lives at risk and is dangerous. It needs to stop.
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
realvictorres02.bsky.social
Good trip and shots this dinnertime (based on my timezone in the Philippines), Martin. 😎👍🚛📸
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
hannahgais.bsky.social
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
Sólionath @Anarseldain “Having sex” (read: “getting laid,” “gettin’ dat poosay”) is the easiest thing in the world. I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime. But very few people alive have ever actually had *sex.* They’ve performed a social ritual, sort of like hazing. They’ve slapped their damp, clammy body against another damp, clammy body, like the wriggling of a suffocating fish. Maybe, possibly, their tongue came into contact with another tongue during the process. It doesn’t even sound enjoyable or enviable. They’ve never made love. They’ve never experienced passion, or tried to melt into another human being. To be crude, for a moment, it sounds like it’s more or less the equivalent of a salaryman dipping into the bathroom and having a 30-second wank, simply so that he can more-easily concentrate on whichever set of numbers he is currently moving from one column of an excel sheet to another. It’s nothing but a physical phenomenon, removed of any telos. There is no desire to unify, to become one; or even at a baser level, to control, to own. Leave alone any thought of the fruit of passion, the creation of another life inside of the woman; perish the idea. There is no yearning, no primal and beastly need even, other than a poor simulacra, the simple desire to fulfill a base bodily instinct. It’s like eating—: and not to craft a meal, not to provide oneself art, not to turn passion itself into a physical, sensible monument, to provide unto oneself an appreciable reception of one’s own soul, but to microwave a frozen sandwich, or gulp down a cup of instant ramen, merely to stop one’s stomach from growling. We live in a world of walking stomachs; hylics, all. And most of it is nothing but glorified prostitution, anyways; even within most marriages which occur today. Piers’ Wife says that she wears the trousers in the family, so perhaps the dynamic is simply turned the other way, and Piers is like a sort of gigolo. Maybe he’s even too stupid to realise that that’s all he is. But all that he has ever provided to the world is nothing more than the vulgar commentary of one.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
damnslippy.slippy.me
My family kept a huge dictionary next to the dinner table on a stand like that to settle dinnertime debates. A) I recognize this is the least surprising story B) highly recommend it as decor.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
somedonuts.bsky.social
It’s going on 4:00. Almost dinnertime.
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM