Deanna the Suburban Housewitch
@spiraldee.bsky.social
GenX snarkbeast.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Pinned
I need a pinned tweet, and it's just going to have to be 'newfound favorite phrases'.
'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.
'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.
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WHY DOESN’T *EVERYBODY* SEE HOW FUCKING WEIRD THIS IS?!?
Lutnick: "I'd like to thank you President Trump. It is the greatest honor to work for you, to be with you, to carry your name, your leadership, and your flag throughout the world ... I know him as the smartest, most thoughtful, and most intuitive person I've ever met."
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
WHY DOESN’T *EVERYBODY* SEE HOW FUCKING WEIRD THIS IS?!?
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November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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No one:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No one:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
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you have to be kidding me; this is not at all dissimilar to the hemp ban that Texas tried passing earlier this year, which was *so* unpopular that even hard-right radio hosts raged against it, leading to its defeat: slate.com/news-and-pol...
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
you have to be kidding me; this is not at all dissimilar to the hemp ban that Texas tried passing earlier this year, which was *so* unpopular that even hard-right radio hosts raged against it, leading to its defeat: slate.com/news-and-pol...
I have emerged from the land of swamp snot intact.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have emerged from the land of swamp snot intact.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
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Appalling.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Appalling.
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"Amazon warehouses range in size, averaging approximately 800,000 square feet. The largest is in Wilmington, Delaware, at 3.8 million square feet."
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
Extermination camps really.
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
The Trump administration is exploring a plan to buy warehouses designed for companies like Amazon, sources said, which would drastically increase the Trump administration’s capacity for detaining immi...
www.nbcnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Amazon warehouses range in size, averaging approximately 800,000 square feet. The largest is in Wilmington, Delaware, at 3.8 million square feet."
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
Be good to each other, y'all.
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Be good to each other, y'all.
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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What is this? Why is this?
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What is this? Why is this?
I hate how true this is.
at least he didn't say Kekistan, with his current staff and advisers you know that was at least a possibility
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hate how true this is.
He intends to be buried in that ballroom to essentially lie in state forever at the end, doesn't he.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
He intends to be buried in that ballroom to essentially lie in state forever at the end, doesn't he.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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From @willsommer.bsky.social : “Kash Patel keeps taking a private jet to his girlfriend’s home city (NASHVILLE) — Even right-wingers were taking shots at him, with Candace Owens declaring him ‘the most embarrassing human in 🇺🇸’…”
www.thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel...
www.thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel...
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
From @willsommer.bsky.social : “Kash Patel keeps taking a private jet to his girlfriend’s home city (NASHVILLE) — Even right-wingers were taking shots at him, with Candace Owens declaring him ‘the most embarrassing human in 🇺🇸’…”
www.thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel...
www.thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel...
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So yeah they're torturing people and need to be brought to justice one way or another.
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
So yeah they're torturing people and need to be brought to justice one way or another.
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Morning Glory shot last Sunday afternoon.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Morning Glory shot last Sunday afternoon.
Forget the flying cars, I want a hoverfox now.
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Forget the flying cars, I want a hoverfox now.
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I feel like I just met JD Vance for the first time.
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I feel like I just met JD Vance for the first time.
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Re read this as often as you need to. Electing the people who pleasure themselves at the thought of creating a system of these cruelties was a choice. The dangers and harm that has been done...catastrophic cruelty.
Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Re read this as often as you need to. Electing the people who pleasure themselves at the thought of creating a system of these cruelties was a choice. The dangers and harm that has been done...catastrophic cruelty.
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Good morning. We've come to discuss your garbage. ☕️🗑
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Good morning. We've come to discuss your garbage. ☕️🗑
This is neat. If this is in your area, you should go see it and take just an ungodly number of pictures.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DDF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DDF...
Low water levels expose old ruins in Lake Champlain
YouTube video by WCAX-TV Channel 3 News
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is neat. If this is in your area, you should go see it and take just an ungodly number of pictures.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DDF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DDF...
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November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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“He’s unflappable.” That’s good sometimes, I guess, but there are many times when it is appropriate to be flapped, and one should proceed to do just that.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“He’s unflappable.” That’s good sometimes, I guess, but there are many times when it is appropriate to be flapped, and one should proceed to do just that.