Deanna the Suburban Housewitch
@spiraldee.bsky.social
GenX snarkbeast.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Pinned
I need a pinned tweet, and it's just going to have to be 'newfound favorite phrases'.
'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.
'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.
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Confucius says:
You don't have to pick a side to exploit a fracture.
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Confucius says:
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Everything he writes sounds like what I imagine PCP feels like.
Trump now says House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files “because we have nothing to hide”
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Everything he writes sounds like what I imagine PCP feels like.
Keep thinking back to this tonight.
a painting of a wave with unicorns coming out of it
ALT: a painting of a wave with unicorns coming out of it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Keep thinking back to this tonight.
If your day is not all it could be, I give you this page of wildlife cameras that contain a smattering of manuls.
The absolute disdain every single animal directs at these cameras is truly something to behold.
manulization.com/cameras
The absolute disdain every single animal directs at these cameras is truly something to behold.
manulization.com/cameras
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If your day is not all it could be, I give you this page of wildlife cameras that contain a smattering of manuls.
The absolute disdain every single animal directs at these cameras is truly something to behold.
manulization.com/cameras
The absolute disdain every single animal directs at these cameras is truly something to behold.
manulization.com/cameras
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👇🏼This.
When you split hairs about pedophilia versus ephebophilia and you aren't in a clinical setting, this is who you are (either knowingly or not) standing next to and providing cover for.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
👇🏼This.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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it’s instructive to point out that not only did Matt Gaetz rape a homeless teenager, he raped a homeless teenager with former Florida state Rep Chris Dorworth, who was a coworker with Attorney General Pam Bondi at Ballard Partners
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
it’s instructive to point out that not only did Matt Gaetz rape a homeless teenager, he raped a homeless teenager with former Florida state Rep Chris Dorworth, who was a coworker with Attorney General Pam Bondi at Ballard Partners
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“Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager With Pam Bondi’s Co-Worker Chris Dorworth”
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager With Pam Bondi’s Co-Worker Chris Dorworth”
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Sign of a low-trust society, bunch of 30-somethings waiting in a parking lot holding old household appliances desperately trying not to look suspicious. True crime media have changed the landscape.
It happen so it makes sense, not a fan of being stabbed or chloroformed for a used blender.
It happen so it makes sense, not a fan of being stabbed or chloroformed for a used blender.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sign of a low-trust society, bunch of 30-somethings waiting in a parking lot holding old household appliances desperately trying not to look suspicious. True crime media have changed the landscape.
It happen so it makes sense, not a fan of being stabbed or chloroformed for a used blender.
It happen so it makes sense, not a fan of being stabbed or chloroformed for a used blender.
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Oh good, I was wondering what the lady who had phone sex with Hoggle from Labyrinth had been up to
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh good, I was wondering what the lady who had phone sex with Hoggle from Labyrinth had been up to
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Sidewalk Pansy (Viola x wittrockiana) shot yesterday in East Passyunk Crossing.
#Bloomscrolling #Flowers #Pansies
#Bloomscrolling #Flowers #Pansies
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sidewalk Pansy (Viola x wittrockiana) shot yesterday in East Passyunk Crossing.
#Bloomscrolling #Flowers #Pansies
#Bloomscrolling #Flowers #Pansies
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The goal of the republicans plan is to create a socially Darwinian society that allows the most at risk to die without being seen or heard.
It’s all social murder at scale and eugenics all the way down.
The republicans are building the tools of mass death and painting them as public health.
It’s all social murder at scale and eugenics all the way down.
The republicans are building the tools of mass death and painting them as public health.
This is far worse than anyone expected.
Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.
All as mass internment camps are being built.
Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.
All as mass internment camps are being built.
Trump Administration to Drastically Cut Housing Grants
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The goal of the republicans plan is to create a socially Darwinian society that allows the most at risk to die without being seen or heard.
It’s all social murder at scale and eugenics all the way down.
The republicans are building the tools of mass death and painting them as public health.
It’s all social murder at scale and eugenics all the way down.
The republicans are building the tools of mass death and painting them as public health.
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I can’t explain why it’s so soothing to hear about these fascinating empires crumbling away but it makes good listening while you sit around pressing a reed into your little clay tablet like always
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I can’t explain why it’s so soothing to hear about these fascinating empires crumbling away but it makes good listening while you sit around pressing a reed into your little clay tablet like always
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I mean, who wants to stay in a country actively stripping away your rights and personhood?
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I mean, who wants to stay in a country actively stripping away your rights and personhood?
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Totally not weird and ominous, right?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Totally not weird and ominous, right?
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WHY DOESN’T *EVERYBODY* SEE HOW FUCKING WEIRD THIS IS?!?
Lutnick: "I'd like to thank you President Trump. It is the greatest honor to work for you, to be with you, to carry your name, your leadership, and your flag throughout the world ... I know him as the smartest, most thoughtful, and most intuitive person I've ever met."
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
WHY DOESN’T *EVERYBODY* SEE HOW FUCKING WEIRD THIS IS?!?
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November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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No one:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No one:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
My brain . o O ( Winchester Mystery White House )
Me:
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you have to be kidding me; this is not at all dissimilar to the hemp ban that Texas tried passing earlier this year, which was *so* unpopular that even hard-right radio hosts raged against it, leading to its defeat: slate.com/news-and-pol...
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
you have to be kidding me; this is not at all dissimilar to the hemp ban that Texas tried passing earlier this year, which was *so* unpopular that even hard-right radio hosts raged against it, leading to its defeat: slate.com/news-and-pol...
I have emerged from the land of swamp snot intact.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have emerged from the land of swamp snot intact.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
Augh.
Back to work, I suppose.
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Appalling.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Appalling.
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"Amazon warehouses range in size, averaging approximately 800,000 square feet. The largest is in Wilmington, Delaware, at 3.8 million square feet."
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
Extermination camps really.
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
'Mega detention centers': ICE considers buying large warehouses to hold immigrants
The Trump administration is exploring a plan to buy warehouses designed for companies like Amazon, sources said, which would drastically increase the Trump administration’s capacity for detaining immi...
www.nbcnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Amazon warehouses range in size, averaging approximately 800,000 square feet. The largest is in Wilmington, Delaware, at 3.8 million square feet."
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
We have nowhere near enough space here in tiny lil Delaware for such shenanigans. You could likely fit the entire state's population in there. 😱
Be good to each other, y'all.
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Be good to each other, y'all.
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
I'm going to crawl off to bed with this plague and hope it passes as quickly for me as it seems to be passing for @genweaponx.bsky.social
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.