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The Rabbit Hole Cartographer
@quacksanonymous.bsky.social
Mapping the folklore and history of the borderland sciences.
Conspiracism Taxonomist.
Generally cranky & mildly paranoid.
patreon.com/QuacksAnonymous
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When you climb out of the rabbit hole, try to make sure you have stable footing.
"Clavicular’s cult of ‘looksmaxxing’ speaks to the narcissism of our age"
www.spiked-online.com/2026/02/11/c...
Clavicular’s cult of ‘looksmaxxing’ speaks to the narcissism of our age
This delusional and deeply insecure influencer can only offer a parody of masculinity.
www.spiked-online.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"Cult Leader Accused Of Murdering Followers Called Herself A 'Prophetess'" [His Way Spirit Led Assemblies]
patch.com/california/b...
"Former members of cult-like group in California detail years of torture, starvation and alleged murder" [His Way Spirit Led Assemblies]
ktla.com/news/local-n...
"3rd person arrested in alleged murder of man leaving cult-like organization in Southern California" [His Way Spirit Led Assemblies]
ktla.com/news/local-n...
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
DHS, apparently tired of being out-done by the fascist posting of the DoL, decided to hire the person responsible for the DoL's fascist posts.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by The Rabbit Hole Cartographer
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Nazis all being pedophiles part 237,579,826.

Michael Benson, Gangsters vs. Nazis.
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"Anti-fascist group wins trademark rights to neo-Nazi code"
www.creativereview.co.uk/anti-fascist...
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
"Moscow police raid metal concert in ongoing crackdown on imaginary ‘Satanism Movement’" [Russia]
meduza.io/en/feature/2...
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"Istanbul bars rock bands accused of 'satanism'" [Turkey]
today.rtl.lu/entertainmen...
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
When they succeed in destroying Cuba by blockading into starvation, they will immediately turn and point to its failure as an example of another failure of leftist ideology.
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The wholesome Christian alternative to that satanic half time show...
Kid Rock talking about the Olsen twins, who were 14-years-old at the time, on Saturday Night Live in 2001: "Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? I mean, you know what I say: If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Just going to leave this here.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Over on Twitter, people are spewing like usual about how satanic the half-time performance was but I don't see anyone able to actually say why they think it is, which is unusual. Usually they have something to point at, no matter how absurd.
This just seems desperate.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
"15-Year-Old Neo-Nazi Stabs 4 Indian Students in Russia; Swastika Drawn in Victims’ Blood"
www.indiatoday.in/amp/world/st...
Holocaust slogans, bloody swastika: Teen's knife rampage at Russian university
A 15-year-old boy linked to a banned neo-Nazi group attacked four Indian students in a Ufa medical college hostel. The assault involved extremist slogans and a swastika drawn with victims’ blood, rais...
www.indiatoday.in
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I hate sports so I often mute sports keywords around championship type events but I also study conspiracy theories about satanic cults so as much as I want to, I really can't mute the words "super bowl". 🤷‍♂️
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
You'd think billionaires would be able to spring for more of those "paid protesters" we keep hearing about.
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Reposted by The Rabbit Hole Cartographer
"It's OK to Be White" has been a slogan for literal Nazis for some time now, if you want to know where the Republican Party is at the moment
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"Fortnite Debunks Wild Jeffrey Epstein Conspiracy Theory Tied To Battle Royale Game"
www.mediaite.com/media/entert...
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"US prosecutors seek 46-month sentence for conspiracy theorist linked to Wieambilla killers"
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Prosecutors seek almost four-year sentence for US man linked to killers
US prosecutors are seeking a sentence of almost four years for a conspiracy theorist linked to the trio behind the Wieambilla shooting.
www.abc.net.au
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Again, not a bad article but a horrible headline, or subtitle in this case: "False etymologies and misinformation have many similarities". They have similarities because false etymologies *literally are* misinformation.
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/smal...
Are There Linguistic Conspiracy Theories?
What do Bigfoot, alien abductions and faked moon landings have in common with popular theories about word origins? More than you might think.
www.psychologytoday.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Mystery Deepens After Six Members of University of Cosmic Intelligence ‘Cult’ Vanish in Missouri" [Rashad Jamal]
www.inquisitr.com/mystery-deep...
Mystery Deepens After Six Members of University of Cosmic Intelligence Cult Vanish in Missouri
Six adults and children disappeared from Missouri in 2023 as police uncovered evidence linking them to the University of Cosmic Intelligence cult. Investigators cite cult ideology, strange rituals, an...
www.inquisitr.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
While you are waiting for the annual claims that the Super Bowl halftime show is a satanic ritual, check out the Olympics opening ceremony claims as an appetizer.

"‘Satanic’ symbolism claims cloud 2026 Winter Olympics Opening"
www.hungamaexpress.com/news/40883-s...
‘Satanic’ symbolism claims cloud 2026 Winter Olympics Opening
The 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan-Cortina kicked off with a visual spectacle on February 6, but a “Satanic” photo from the opening ceremony has quickly gone viral, sparking intense online debate.The c...
www.hungamaexpress.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
"Six arrested for killing Ranchi woman on suspicion of practising witchcraft" [India]
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ranchi/...
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM