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The Rabbit Hole Cartographer
@quacksanonymous.bsky.social
Mapping the folklore and history of the borderland sciences.
Conspiracism Taxonomist.
Generally cranky & mildly paranoid.
patreon.com/QuacksAnonymous
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When you climb out of the rabbit hole, try to make sure you have stable footing.
Someone did a half-assed JD Vance as Ashtar Sheran.
I'd be embarrassed to post that if I did it that badly.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
See y'all in Agartha?
lol
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"These cultural elements serve as gateways, at times helping to reel people into extremism, Kondor said. 'I think there’s a mistaken idea that people join the far right because they believe in that ideology and want to meet like-minded people,' she said. 'But that’s not how it works.'"
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"‘Devout Christian’ Houston Manager Fires Employee for Being a Witch: ‘Blatant Case of Religious Discrimination’"
thenerdstash.com/devout-chris...
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Being nice and normal is an act of rebellion against the government now. They can't stand it. They're the angry guy from the meme
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Impressive how he becomes noticeably more devout with each new rape charge
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"You got the Q-Anon, you got the Blue-Anon, you now have Candace-Anon,” Jones said on his InfoWars program..."

"Alex Jones Calls Out Candace Owens Over Kirk Conspiracies: ‘Maybe You Were Always a Demon’"
www.mediaite.com/media/podcas...
Alex Jones Calls Out Candace Owens Over Kirk Conspiracies: ‘Maybe You Were Always a Demon’
"I'm pointing the way, and I'm going to now—just because you don't like it—everything she says and does, I'm gonna rip it to pieces."
www.mediaite.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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A fun game to play sometimes is "Who wrote this passage about white people and Christians facing imminent extinction if something dramatic isn't done soon...Elon Musk or William L. Blessing?"
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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They’re calling it the least suspicious Trump post of all time
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Yikes. Sorry house spirits, I'm here for the spirits of the fields.
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Well... that's what a witch *would* say, isn't it?

"Paul McCartney Reacts to ‘Witchcraft’ Theory Behind His Song Wonderful Christmastime"
www.news18.com/movies/holly...
www.news18.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The new part of the "Surfing the Fashwave" series, on Agartha memes, is officially too big for a Patreon post and will need to be broken into parts. I expect it to be done within the next few days.
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Oh my god.
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Never forget that the tobacco industry was one of the earliest forces in shaping the modern war against science.
it doesn’t take much digging to learn that tobacco companies are funding the “smoking is cool again” trend
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wait... is tonight the night when that Nordic dude flies out of the polar opening in his unidentified flying object and invades everyone's houses to get milk and cookies?
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Dangerous allegations of witchcraft, diabolism destroying communities in Igboland" [Nigeria]
www.vanguardngr.com/2025/12/dang...
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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This purported "suicide" video of Jeffrey Epstein in his prison cell is in the latest batch of Epstein files. But it's a fake 3D render posted to YouTube in 2020.

It's in the files because a Florida conspiracy theorist sent an email to federal investigators in March 2021 asking if it was real.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I heard barely any gunshots this year, and for my neighborhood, that's saying something. Go Philly!
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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People who think evil, corrupt, and incompetent don’t go together have it backwards.

Instead of looking to Hollywood to explain real world evil, look to Hannah Arendt. Uncorrupt people of integrity won’t do evil. And evil leaders work to elevate incompetents because that helps ensure their loyalty.
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Careful with those things. Some guy on Substack will write a conspiracy theory based on it. 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A Moscow school stabbing exposes the transnational reach of far-right extremism. The 15-year-old suspect livestreamed the attack, circulated a manifesto praising mass murderers, and invoked the “Great Replacement,” showing how online white supremacist culture fuels real-world violence worldwide.
Moscow School Attacker Inspired by Far-Right Mass Murderers and the “Great Replacement” Conspiracy Theory
A knife attack at a Moscow school that left a 10-year-old boy dead underscores the global reach of far-right extremist ideology. The 15-year-old suspect livestreamed the assault and circulated a manif...
globalextremism.org
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When you climb out of the rabbit hole, try to make sure you have stable footing.
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"'Maybe some of those Democrats were right when they called some people on the so called right Nazis. It’s kind of undeniable at this point that we do have a neo-Nazi problem on the right,' Loomer wrote."
www.newsweek.com/trump-ally-l...
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM