#Wandsworth
When five people buy back-row tickets to an empty screening, they aren't there to watch the film.
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 AM
WANDSWORTH!!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
🫠 12 tickets. 12 tickets, nationwide.
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bonkers isn't it ? I live in Balham now. Three commons (Tooting, Clapham, Wandsworth), Tesco, Waitrose, M&S, ALDI, Sainsburys, The Grove and Devonshire Pubs, three tube stations, bus stops - all within walking distance. Take that to 25 and you are in Clapham Junction. Clearly a Marxist dream.
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The US Embassy is in Wandsworth, so maybe staff?
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Who the hell bought four tickets in Wandsworth?
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Was it raining in Wandsworth?
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
😂😂 Trumps is gonna invade us next week isn't he!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Ah, but Wandsworth was coining it. A whole 4 tickets sold there!
January 26, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets, while five backrow seats were also booked at the Cineworld in Broughton."
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’m dying here.

“The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets, while five backrow seats were also booked at the Cineworld in Broughton.”
January 26, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I can't even be bothered to search for the Nelson Muntz "HA HA" gif!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
'All seats remained available for the 28 screenings of Melania at the Blackburn, Castleford and Hamilton branches."

The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
“At the time of publication, all seats remained available for the 28 screenings of Melania at the Blackburn, Castleford and Hamilton branches. The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets.”

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets, while five backrow seats were also booked at the Cineworld in Broughton."
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Well blow me sideways. Today I received the delightful news that The Boroughs of London by me and @mattfromlondon.bsky.social has been shortlisted in the Trade Illustrated category in the British Book Design & Production Awards 🥳

www.britishbookawards.org/shortlist-20...
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
There are some truly excellent #Labour Councillors in #Wandsworth who deserve to retain their seats. Worth checking them out than blanket disapproval.
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Labour have been a disgrace in Wandsworth. Writing a Local Plan, which they promptly ignore, effectively bribing councillors with “deputy” roles & an extra £12k/pa, and ignoring kids that have the worse routes to school (and are more likely to be from lower income households)
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Support local businesses/organisations in #Battersea #SW11, Victim Support – Wandsworth, If you’ve been affected by crime, call the Victim Support Inbound Team on freephone 0808 168 9291.

Lines are open 8am-8pm Monday to Sunday including bank holidays.

If you need support …
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Support local businesses/organisations in #Battersea #SW11, Victim Support – Wandsworth, If you’ve been affected by crime, call the Victim Support Inbound Team on freephone 0808 168 9291. Lines are open 8am-8pm Monday to Sunday including bank holidays. If you need support …
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January 26, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Emily Blunt

🇬🇧 🇺🇸 British actress (born 1983)
#celeb #celebrity #CelebSky #EmilyBlunt
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
And people are driving less in South West London. Wandsworth vehicle miles are down more than 5%.
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM