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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Puddle o' sunshine in my driveway from a few weeks ago
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Puddle o' sunshine in my driveway from a few weeks ago
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula
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(while they’re getting away with it) you won’t get away with this
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
(while they’re getting away with it) you won’t get away with this
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
"I feel like two good toots would fix me"
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I feel like two good toots would fix me"
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thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
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Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.
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Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
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can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize
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The guy who bankrupted six casinos just shut down the government for a SECOND time.
October 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The guy who bankrupted six casinos just shut down the government for a SECOND time.
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Could someone explain to all male
authors that if a woman has her arms crossed there really is no, repeat no, need to specify that this is "under her breasts"
authors that if a woman has her arms crossed there really is no, repeat no, need to specify that this is "under her breasts"
October 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Could someone explain to all male
authors that if a woman has her arms crossed there really is no, repeat no, need to specify that this is "under her breasts"
authors that if a woman has her arms crossed there really is no, repeat no, need to specify that this is "under her breasts"
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the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies
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The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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If we're finally going to crack down about lying to Congress under oath, I think there are several Cabinet members and a few Supreme Court justices whose testimonies might need revisiting.
Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "This is about lying to Congress under oath, and Comey needs accountability for that. He doesn't get to just walk through the woods and write poetry and do other weird things and post on Instagram anymore. He's gonna actually have to face it."
September 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If we're finally going to crack down about lying to Congress under oath, I think there are several Cabinet members and a few Supreme Court justices whose testimonies might need revisiting.
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I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
September 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.