Taquitos al pastor
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It's horrific that Netanyahu is just saying this out loud and world powers are letting them go through with it. This is a plainly stated intention to wipe out Gazans. A moral fucking atrocity. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/w...
May 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's horrific that Netanyahu is just saying this out loud and world powers are letting them go through with it. This is a plainly stated intention to wipe out Gazans. A moral fucking atrocity. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/w...
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They're maniacally obsessed with policing women's bodies. www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2...
Texas bill would monitor wastewater for the abortion medication mifepristone
Supporters say a Texas bill, which would monitor wastewater for medication abortion, is about environmental concerns. Opponents say it's an attack on abortion...
www.dallasnews.com
May 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They're maniacally obsessed with policing women's bodies. www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2...
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I know what this is… this woman (mayor of DC) is leaving her body!
May 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know what this is… this woman (mayor of DC) is leaving her body!
Holy shit, the pope died? After meeting Jd vance!!
April 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Holy shit, the pope died? After meeting Jd vance!!
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I am all in my head with the idea of a random aide being asked to make margaritas, pushing the bartender out of the way, and then realizing they have no idea what a margarita looks like, except for the salt and there should be a fruit.
There we go. From the New York Times: “But according to a person familiar with the situation, a Bukele aide placed the two glasses with cherries and salted rims on the table in front of Mr. Van Hollen and Mr. Abrego Garcia in the middle of their meeting in an attempt to stage the photo.”
April 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I am all in my head with the idea of a random aide being asked to make margaritas, pushing the bartender out of the way, and then realizing they have no idea what a margarita looks like, except for the salt and there should be a fruit.
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
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goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
Wall Street’s Decision Makers Brace for More Chaos After Markets Plunge
The financial titans who backed Trump are now dealing with the fallout from his tariffs. They spent the weekend surveying the damage of last week’s major sell-off.
www.nytimes.com
April 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
Helluva sign!
This dude is currently live on Tik Tok protesting. I’m telling yall, the waters are churning more and more out there.
April 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Helluva sign!
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Literally no one is stopping you from working in the fields
White dudes are just bored, that’s why we need to destroy the economy.
April 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Literally no one is stopping you from working in the fields
OMGGGG SHAUNA IS THE WORSTTTTTT #yellowjackets
April 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
OMGGGG SHAUNA IS THE WORSTTTTTT #yellowjackets
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
Just finished watching Adolescence
April 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just finished watching Adolescence
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hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line
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eat shit nerd
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
eat shit nerd
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the boys when it turns out Strom Thurmond and Elon Musk are having to devour feculence on the same night
a man in a marching band uniform has the letters lm on it
Alt: Mr. Milchick and the Lumon marching band dancing
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the boys when it turns out Strom Thurmond and Elon Musk are having to devour feculence on the same night
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If Musk doesn't end his evening in a squad car, Wisconsin is just announcing that sufficiently wealthy & connected people get to publicly announce they're committing crimes, and the state will be too afraid to do anything about it. Criminal law is for the poor.
March 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If Musk doesn't end his evening in a squad car, Wisconsin is just announcing that sufficiently wealthy & connected people get to publicly announce they're committing crimes, and the state will be too afraid to do anything about it. Criminal law is for the poor.
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genuinely feel insane
March 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
genuinely feel insane
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if you think this violates the law (and it very clearly does imo), you don't seek an injunction, you seek an indictment, given that the law makes it a class 1 felony. cowardice from the AG, cowardice from the courts, nobody wants the responsibility of actually enforcing the law. cowards all around
Just before Musk's event in Green Bay tonight, the WI Supreme Court unanimously declined to bar him from handing out $1 million payments to voters
Wisconsin Supreme Court refuses to take case challenging Elon Musk's $1 million payments
The liberal-controlled Wisconsin Supreme Court has refused to hear a last-minute attempt by the state’s Democratic attorney general to stop billionaire Elon Musk from handing over $1 million checks to...
apnews.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
if you think this violates the law (and it very clearly does imo), you don't seek an injunction, you seek an indictment, given that the law makes it a class 1 felony. cowardice from the AG, cowardice from the courts, nobody wants the responsibility of actually enforcing the law. cowards all around
My guy Jeff is SPIRALING! Love this for him #Yellowjackets
March 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My guy Jeff is SPIRALING! Love this for him #Yellowjackets
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everyone needs to understand this
We do not have a free country in this moment. When they can nab someone off the street because they don't like what they say, they can nab anyone.
March 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
everyone needs to understand this
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PSA: Border Patrol agents have the right to search your phone.
Some tech risks to consider when traveling in and out of the U.S. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-tra...
Some tech risks to consider when traveling in and out of the U.S. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-tra...
Does Border Patrol Have The Right To Go Through Your Phone? Here Are The Alarming Facts.
You should consider these tech risks before you travel to the U.S.
www.huffpost.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
PSA: Border Patrol agents have the right to search your phone.
Some tech risks to consider when traveling in and out of the U.S. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-tra...
Some tech risks to consider when traveling in and out of the U.S. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-tra...
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