Zardeenah
@zardeenah.bsky.social
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Telling the people who voted for you that you are going to pass the policies you ran on is not a "shift" from a "mollifying tone"
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Telling the people who voted for you that you are going to pass the policies you ran on is not a "shift" from a "mollifying tone"
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When you're the primary cook/baker in the house and your partner gets diagnosed with Celiac disease
a man in a red leather jacket is eating a cake
ALT: a man in a red leather jacket is eating a cake
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When you're the primary cook/baker in the house and your partner gets diagnosed with Celiac disease
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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Happy Halloween. (Yes, I know it's late)
Besides, I'm getting ready for Thanksgiving!
Snap snap
Besides, I'm getting ready for Thanksgiving!
Snap snap
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Halloween. (Yes, I know it's late)
Besides, I'm getting ready for Thanksgiving!
Snap snap
Besides, I'm getting ready for Thanksgiving!
Snap snap
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I've seen so many people online using the government shutdown as an opportunity to demonize people who receive SNAP benefits, WIC and any kind of government assistance.
Here's the thing:
I agree with those people.
We need to end the WHITE welfare state
BECAUSE welfare works.
A thread:
Here's the thing:
I agree with those people.
We need to end the WHITE welfare state
BECAUSE welfare works.
A thread:
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I've seen so many people online using the government shutdown as an opportunity to demonize people who receive SNAP benefits, WIC and any kind of government assistance.
Here's the thing:
I agree with those people.
We need to end the WHITE welfare state
BECAUSE welfare works.
A thread:
Here's the thing:
I agree with those people.
We need to end the WHITE welfare state
BECAUSE welfare works.
A thread:
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honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)
Opinion | A Nazi Tattoo Exposes Democrats’ Greatest Weakness
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)
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Dude, fire your stylist!
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dude, fire your stylist!
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Cc: The Louvre, Paris police
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cc: The Louvre, Paris police
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
This is a real college student thing to do, in the best way.
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is a real college student thing to do, in the best way.
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What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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I've never seen Cabaret, but from the moment I woke up, my brain DEMANDED that I listen to the original cast recording.
I don't even like musicals; I've lamented that I don't have the gene, but holy shit this is so wonderful and I think maybe I got a mutation somehow and I get musicals?
I don't even like musicals; I've lamented that I don't have the gene, but holy shit this is so wonderful and I think maybe I got a mutation somehow and I get musicals?
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I've never seen Cabaret, but from the moment I woke up, my brain DEMANDED that I listen to the original cast recording.
I don't even like musicals; I've lamented that I don't have the gene, but holy shit this is so wonderful and I think maybe I got a mutation somehow and I get musicals?
I don't even like musicals; I've lamented that I don't have the gene, but holy shit this is so wonderful and I think maybe I got a mutation somehow and I get musicals?
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It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
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What edgy teens don't understand about Nietzsche is that he is a sad, insecure loser who keeps projecting his worldview onto the world. This makes him an invaluable source of insight into the minds of the Western elite.
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What edgy teens don't understand about Nietzsche is that he is a sad, insecure loser who keeps projecting his worldview onto the world. This makes him an invaluable source of insight into the minds of the Western elite.
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And the best adaptation of any Dickens that has ever been put onto the screen, or ever will be, is the Muppets Christmas Carol. But I think that is quite possibly the least unhinged opinion it is possible to have about Dickens. It's simply fact.
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I am hereby putting a 200% tariff on all fauns dryads and talking beavers as well as turkish delight. Narnia has been very bad to us.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I am hereby putting a 200% tariff on all fauns dryads and talking beavers as well as turkish delight. Narnia has been very bad to us.
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Me, 2025, I hope Portland frog doesn’t milkshake duck.
Past me: Are you having a stroke?
Past me: Are you having a stroke?
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Me, 2025, I hope Portland frog doesn’t milkshake duck.
Past me: Are you having a stroke?
Past me: Are you having a stroke?