Certified Sasshole
@zaphodsgirl.bsky.social
She/her. Avid fanfic reader, sometimes writer. Mother of Shadow, which out of context sounds extraordinarily badass.
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May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
April 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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Here is what everyday Germans had to say about Musk
January 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here is what everyday Germans had to say about Musk
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luigi is locked up so somebody needs to tell mario about the nazi salute
January 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
luigi is locked up so somebody needs to tell mario about the nazi salute
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every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
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Americans: This looks like a disaster.
Twitter Employees: This looks familiar.
Twitter Employees: This looks familiar.
December 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Americans: This looks like a disaster.
Twitter Employees: This looks familiar.
Twitter Employees: This looks familiar.
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It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter
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Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
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There are two types of voters who supported Donald Trump: those who regret it and those who will regret it but don’t know it yet.
November 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
There are two types of voters who supported Donald Trump: those who regret it and those who will regret it but don’t know it yet.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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This place is filled with the joy of 15 million people who have just made the decision to finally cut off their toxic family members once and for all
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
This place is filled with the joy of 15 million people who have just made the decision to finally cut off their toxic family members once and for all
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It’s never too late to pursue your dreams. Write that novel. Run that marathon. Climb that mountain. Cast that spell. Befriend that wolf. Meet its pack. Earn their trust. Train them to do your bidding. Embrace your new life as the forrest Wolf Witch.
April 2, 2024 at 10:44 AM
It’s never too late to pursue your dreams. Write that novel. Run that marathon. Climb that mountain. Cast that spell. Befriend that wolf. Meet its pack. Earn their trust. Train them to do your bidding. Embrace your new life as the forrest Wolf Witch.
Not me replaying Bioshock after 15 years for no reason except that I feel like it
November 12, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Not me replaying Bioshock after 15 years for no reason except that I feel like it
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For all who loved Tweetdeck
1.9.0 is up and with it are curated lists!
You can add a new List column by pressing A or clicking the + button in the bottom left corner.
If you don't have any lists, you can create one in the same menu! From there, you can add profiles from your followed ones, or just search anyone!
You can add a new List column by pressing A or clicking the + button in the bottom left corner.
If you don't have any lists, you can create one in the same menu! From there, you can add profiles from your followed ones, or just search anyone!
September 19, 2023 at 11:36 AM
For all who loved Tweetdeck