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if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you
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this is like that time the chicken lady from parappa the rapper met nicolae ceaușescu
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
this is like that time the chicken lady from parappa the rapper met nicolae ceaușescu
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as long as they're *professional* when they kidnap your neighbors and their children, then everything's just fine.
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
as long as they're *professional* when they kidnap your neighbors and their children, then everything's just fine.
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-DHS won’t cooperate; is ignoring court orders now
-“The border” is a 100mile zone inland encompassing 2/3 of the population including LA, NY, PHI, etc
-We’ll never see the body cam footage, you idiots, you absolute shits
-“The border” is a 100mile zone inland encompassing 2/3 of the population including LA, NY, PHI, etc
-We’ll never see the body cam footage, you idiots, you absolute shits
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 PM
-DHS won’t cooperate; is ignoring court orders now
-“The border” is a 100mile zone inland encompassing 2/3 of the population including LA, NY, PHI, etc
-We’ll never see the body cam footage, you idiots, you absolute shits
-“The border” is a 100mile zone inland encompassing 2/3 of the population including LA, NY, PHI, etc
-We’ll never see the body cam footage, you idiots, you absolute shits
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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Sam Darnold overcame being out indefinitely from mononucleosis to clinching a Super Bowl appearance. Anything is possible.
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Sam Darnold overcame being out indefinitely from mononucleosis to clinching a Super Bowl appearance. Anything is possible.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to radicalize St. Cloud?
A crowd of hundreds gathered at a St. Cloud strip mall parking lot to observe more than two dozen ICE officers near some Somali-owned businesses.
📷️: Jenny Berg
📷️: Jenny Berg
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to radicalize St. Cloud?
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Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
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Meanwhile here’s Rubio and Schumer chopping it up today
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Meanwhile here’s Rubio and Schumer chopping it up today
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Splice is the Spotify of music production.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Splice is the Spotify of music production.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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"I knew your father, Delbert Grady. He was a big fan of mine and had tremendous respect for what we are doing. Used axes very strongly. Took care of things."
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"I knew your father, Delbert Grady. He was a big fan of mine and had tremendous respect for what we are doing. Used axes very strongly. Took care of things."
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Headlines from David Brooks, 2020-2025
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Headlines from David Brooks, 2020-2025
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LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games
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Theres something interesting about the fact that the most irreligious asshole who ever lived is reverting to his childhood lutheranism in extremis
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Theres something interesting about the fact that the most irreligious asshole who ever lived is reverting to his childhood lutheranism in extremis
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Another desperate attempt by people who can’t stand the idea of New Yorkers electing their mayor instead of billionaires buying one.
New York City mayor candidate Curtis Sliwa says he was offered money to quit race
President Trump has suggested that Curtis Sliwa and Mayor Eric Adams drop out as candidates to allow a showdown between Zohran Mamdani and Andrew Cuomo.
www.cnbc.com
September 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Another desperate attempt by people who can’t stand the idea of New Yorkers electing their mayor instead of billionaires buying one.
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donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate
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The Top 1% of U.S. earners now have more wealth than the entire middle class
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Top 1% of U.S. earners now have more wealth than the entire middle class
What dipshit decided a checkmark means close in the new iOS?
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What dipshit decided a checkmark means close in the new iOS?