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Matt Cravensworth
@ythelastmatt.bsky.social
Retired Super Villain👹
Full time Dungeon Master🐉
Cat dad 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Scatter brained project manager 💻
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roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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most days feel like this
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Beyond amped. See you in 4 years.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My wife getting cookies at 10pm
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Blue Prince (2025)
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The post oil world is gonna look at 21st century conflicts the way I make my history author wife re-explain to me that we killed a billion people over tea (?)
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It’s ok you can say it
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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every week we get to friday and i think
well maybe next week will not be so weird
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Zohran unlocked Trump’s Bubba mode
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!

Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is this good?
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I was on a pro vs anti ai panel the other day and this is what I was trying to say but I’m not as smart

The point of playing a game of chess is not to achieve the quickest possible route to victory for one side in a chess game, it is to have and perform those thoughts and actions yourself and grow.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Their jobs are fake but they need to be looking like they’re doing something on the computer since the corner office has glass walls
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Nov 13
why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I never knew that my emails, filled to the brim with complete sentences and a coherent narrative, were such a work of art. I'm bout to start printing these out and hanging them on the walls.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I see that Bill Gates is pivoting to his villain persona in preparation of the Epstein Files being released.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM