Xander
@xanderrowlet.bsky.social
Cat father, Costco hot dog eater, Scrub Daddy Power Paste enthusiast
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A Star Wars Sister Act crossover film called Force of Habit
October 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A Star Wars Sister Act crossover film called Force of Habit
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Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
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Lammy Blows It
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Lammy Blows It
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Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland.
Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.
No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.
No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
In Klamath Falls, Oregon, victory declared over antifa, which never showed up
Towns from Washington state to Indiana have seen armed groups begin patrolling the streets after rumors spread on social media about an antifa invasion.
www.nbcnews.com
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland.
Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.
No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.
No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life!
Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!
Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!
September 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life!
Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!
Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!
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"say less" ummm i think you mean say fewer
September 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"say less" ummm i think you mean say fewer
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the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
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This feels relevant today
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This feels relevant today
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By angling a shot precisely between two mushrooms in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, the ball will be shot directly into the sun at incredible speed. After 2 and a half hours, it will land at a distance of 21 million yards away.
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
By angling a shot precisely between two mushrooms in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, the ball will be shot directly into the sun at incredible speed. After 2 and a half hours, it will land at a distance of 21 million yards away.
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
March 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
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February 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I'm listening to Classic FM at the. moment and the full Mr.Bean theme just came on.
Turns out it's called 'Ecce Homo' which is latin for 'Behold the Man'
Ecce Homo is also the name of that painting that got fucked up a few years back, which is also very similar to the plot of Mr.Bean the movie.
Turns out it's called 'Ecce Homo' which is latin for 'Behold the Man'
Ecce Homo is also the name of that painting that got fucked up a few years back, which is also very similar to the plot of Mr.Bean the movie.
February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm listening to Classic FM at the. moment and the full Mr.Bean theme just came on.
Turns out it's called 'Ecce Homo' which is latin for 'Behold the Man'
Ecce Homo is also the name of that painting that got fucked up a few years back, which is also very similar to the plot of Mr.Bean the movie.
Turns out it's called 'Ecce Homo' which is latin for 'Behold the Man'
Ecce Homo is also the name of that painting that got fucked up a few years back, which is also very similar to the plot of Mr.Bean the movie.
No, I’m not perfect. I mix up the definitions of “onus” and “impetus”. Is that so wrong?
February 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No, I’m not perfect. I mix up the definitions of “onus” and “impetus”. Is that so wrong?
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February 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. "
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
Trump: i’m speaking with Trudeau tomorrow morning and Mexico tomorrow morning too
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. "
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
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My uncle who runs a guitar factory had a shipment of stainless steel go missing and is in quite a panic about it, I tried to console him but maybe I should've worded it better, "don't fret" was a bit insensitive in retrospect
January 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My uncle who runs a guitar factory had a shipment of stainless steel go missing and is in quite a panic about it, I tried to console him but maybe I should've worded it better, "don't fret" was a bit insensitive in retrospect
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Cough cough... F around and find out!
But Donny is still out here still trying to chop down the programs we pay for and need.
We are keeping that pressure ON. Don’t worry, I ain’t letting up.
But Donny is still out here still trying to chop down the programs we pay for and need.
We are keeping that pressure ON. Don’t worry, I ain’t letting up.
January 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cough cough... F around and find out!
But Donny is still out here still trying to chop down the programs we pay for and need.
We are keeping that pressure ON. Don’t worry, I ain’t letting up.
But Donny is still out here still trying to chop down the programs we pay for and need.
We are keeping that pressure ON. Don’t worry, I ain’t letting up.